Mickey Rourke questions your manhood – while holding a puppy

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2009

Mickey Rourke and his Chihuahua, Jaws, star in this latest PETA ad urging you to remove your pet’s testicles or ovaries. Check out the text which I guarantee is a direct Mickey Rourke quote based solely on its blunt effectiveness that also suggests the speaker’s retarded:

When dogs get knocked up,
Puppies get put down
Because there aren’t enough homes for them.

I actually hope this campaign works because “If you can’t cultivate activism with testicle euphemisms, we’re pretty much fucked as a society and should probably kill ourselves.” - Plato.

Photo: PETA