Here’s Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don’t even know. It’s like he looked in the mirror and said, “I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.”
OR he could’ve just snorted coke off a hooker then ran in and out of his closet until something stuck. Probably that.
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You couldn’t pay someone to make you look that bizarre.
I guess the good news is that now women Rourke and former girlfriends are not the only one who is black and blue.