Mickey Rourke realizes he’s not a complete eye-sore. Takes action.

February 5th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Here’s Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don’t even know. It’s like he looked in the mirror and said, “I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.”

OR he could’ve just snorted coke off a hooker then ran in and out of his closet until something stuck. Probably that.

Photos: Fame

  1. blinded by the sight

    You couldn’t pay someone to make you look that bizarre.

  2. I guess the good news is that now women Rourke and former girlfriends are not the only one who is black and blue.

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