Here’s Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don’t even know. It’s like he looked in the mirror and said, “I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.”
OR he could’ve just snorted coke off a hooker then ran in and out of his closet until something stuck. Probably that.
 |
You'll Never Guess What Tim Tebow Wants To Do Now – Newser |
 See If You Can Recognize Jennifer Love Hewitt – Evil Beet Gossip | |
| 53-Year-Old Actress Bares Her Stomach – ICYDK | |
| Jennifer Lopez Exposes Some Skin – Lainey Gossip | |
| Star Admits She Is Bisexual – TooFab | |
| Find Out What Rihanna Can't Make Up Her Mind About – Fox News |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Katy Perry Signs Divorce Settlement with Smiley Face (PHOTOS) |
Eva Mendes Spotted While Visiting Ryan Gosling in Bangkok (PHOTOS) |
'Vampire Diaries' vs. 'True Blood': Which Cast Has the Best Nude Cover? (POLL) |
Kylie Jenner Posts Family Pics From Fun Photo Shoot |
Courteney Cox: I Haven’t Slept With Anyone Since David Arquette |
Emma Stone Rocks a Black Bikini in Brazil! (PHOTOS) |
ph7 | February 5, 2009 at 10:36 am
Lesson to the world:
Anyone can make it.
Hotti-from-Johannesburg | February 5, 2009 at 10:39 am
how old is he anyway? he is trying so hard to fit in with the world!
Hotti-from-Johannesburg | February 5, 2009 at 10:41 am
time for oprah in South Africa…..got to go!
RichPort's Ghost | February 5, 2009 at 10:44 am
Tooty fruity… oooh Rudy!
A wop ba ba loo bop, a wop bam boom!
Deacon Jones | February 5, 2009 at 10:45 am
Hmm.
benjaminbutton55 | February 5, 2009 at 10:47 am
A sore for the eyes?~?~
MY ASS!!
Just wanna say, wtf, F*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Satrs!!
True beauties are actually among ourselves, check this out ==== Ageless Mate. c o m ==== hot and sincere cougars, young girls and handsome men there are much more attractive and charming!!!! search and find our own beauties today!!! lol
Anonymous | February 5, 2009 at 10:51 am
Who let the dogs out?
TUBBO | February 5, 2009 at 10:52 am
TRAIN WRECK……….
Shmenge | February 5, 2009 at 10:54 am
a shower might be necessary here.
Shmenge | February 5, 2009 at 10:54 am
a shower might be necessary here.
Amber | February 5, 2009 at 11:00 am
I would like to point out that he is wearing a WOMENS HAT. “Sinful” is the female version of the UFC favorite brand “Affliction”…..
Sarah | February 5, 2009 at 11:04 am
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
Sarah | February 5, 2009 at 11:04 am
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
Sarah | February 5, 2009 at 11:04 am
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
p0nk | February 5, 2009 at 11:19 am
hate to break this to you Mickey, but they already cast Sean Penn as Harvey Milk.
carrie | February 5, 2009 at 11:19 am
I always see this dude giving out hugs. He’s a lover, not a hater!
Cathy | February 5, 2009 at 11:27 am
this site cracks me up everyday.
youtube video | February 5, 2009 at 11:30 am
thanxx brother
gaaaaaa | February 5, 2009 at 12:31 pm
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that is so fucking funny i cannot properly finish my tea hahahhaha
vlad | February 5, 2009 at 12:33 pm
he totally reminds me of clare quilty from lolita. anyone else have that reaction?
Craig | February 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Good Lord! Is he playing an extra in the new Tron movie?
jrz | February 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Oh it’s sinful alright, Mickey….sinful how FUCKED UP YOUR FACE IS!
RichPort's Ghost | February 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Mickey Rourke from 1986 would have kicked Mickey Rourke from 2009′s ass for 9 1/2 fucking weeks.
STINK | February 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker’s wet dream
OMG! | February 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
WTF happened to his Face? He’s like the while Michael Jackson!
OMG! | February 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
OK .. WTF happened to his FACE? He is the white Michael Jackson!
!! | February 5, 2009 at 2:14 pm
LMAO @ #4…he does look like a white Lil Richard!!!
foghat | February 5, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I guess the good news is that now Rourke’s ex wives and girlfriends aren’t the only one’s who are all black and blue
Jimmy Jim | February 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
that outfit is the shit, unfortunately it takes a younger person to pull it off.
amber | February 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm
“hat suggest’s he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape.”
priceless.
amber | February 5, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“hat suggest’s he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape.”
priceless.
Mike | February 5, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Tron 3!
NYAmicas | February 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
lmao @ headline
Bay | February 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm
LMAO! Too Precious…
lola | February 5, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I bet his new teenage girlfriend told him it looked sexy
SuperF | February 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
He looks like a gay redneck…right down to his “Joe” finger tatoo…ponderous man…f-ing ponderous
NY Ted | February 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Hey Mickey…at least you could have splurged for a new pair of blue Nikes to go with your fancy-ass blue jacket…!
authorego | February 5, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Ocuh! He is hot! Who knew he could be found at Defilement.com? He is a Master Self-Saboteur and I heard around that he is single.
Loving It | February 5, 2009 at 5:59 pm
That outfits classic – he should def wear that to the Oscars, for which he will win!!!!
hollywood_hillbilly | February 5, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I think he should dress like his character in spun.
Scrotal Contusion | February 5, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Joe Dirt-hole.
kate | February 5, 2009 at 9:31 pm
He’s cute. I wander if he’s single? I saw his profile on cheap azz website the rich men seeking sugar women site *******su garmingle. c o m. Hes looking for a sugar babby to shave his pubs.
#42 is a toothless crackwhore who will swallow your load for $5 | February 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@ #42
“kate”, you fucking prolapsed cunt– no one wants to read your incoherent bullshit spam posts. Fuck off already.
go fuck off kate | February 5, 2009 at 11:17 pm
looks like a fucked up version of David Spade. Go back in your hole you ugly ass fucker.
yokie dinosaur | February 6, 2009 at 4:13 am
i actually love that jacket
wettster | February 6, 2009 at 8:09 am
ggaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
LOL @ #4 and #24: Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker’s wet dream.
ROFFLEOMFG
Cheyneliam | February 6, 2009 at 9:19 am
“I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.” = HILAROUS!!!!!
Ryan Smith | February 6, 2009 at 10:32 am
this is pretty funny overall but once i read that his hat was a female brand i was dying laughing out loud.
BLAH GIRLS | February 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Oh he’s fabulous.
| February 6, 2009 at 10:54 pm
…so much angst in that man.