Here’s Mickey Rourke in Paris, and I don’t even know. It’s like he looked in the mirror and said, “I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.”
OR he could’ve just snorted coke off a hooker then ran in and out of his closet until something stuck. Probably that.
Photos: Fame
Lesson to the world:
Anyone can make it.
how old is he anyway? he is trying so hard to fit in with the world!
time for oprah in South Africa…..got to go!
Tooty fruity… oooh Rudy!
A wop ba ba loo bop, a wop bam boom!
Hmm.
A sore for the eyes?~?~
MY ASS!!
Just wanna say, wtf, F*ck all these so-called Hollywood Super Satrs!!
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Who let the dogs out?
TRAIN WRECK……….
a shower might be necessary here.
a shower might be necessary here.
I would like to point out that he is wearing a WOMENS HAT. “Sinful” is the female version of the UFC favorite brand “Affliction”…..
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
Does he know “Sinful” is a women’s clothing line?
hate to break this to you Mickey, but they already cast Sean Penn as Harvey Milk.
I always see this dude giving out hugs. He’s a lover, not a hater!
this site cracks me up everyday.
thanxx brother
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that is so fucking funny i cannot properly finish my tea hahahhaha
he totally reminds me of clare quilty from lolita. anyone else have that reaction?
Good Lord! Is he playing an extra in the new Tron movie?
Oh it’s sinful alright, Mickey….sinful how FUCKED UP YOUR FACE IS!
Mickey Rourke from 1986 would have kicked Mickey Rourke from 2009′s ass for 9 1/2 fucking weeks.
Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker’s wet dream
WTF happened to his Face? He’s like the while Michael Jackson!
OK .. WTF happened to his FACE? He is the white Michael Jackson!
LMAO @ #4…he does look like a white Lil Richard!!!
I guess the good news is that now Rourke’s ex wives and girlfriends aren’t the only one’s who are all black and blue
that outfit is the shit, unfortunately it takes a younger person to pull it off.
“hat suggest’s he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape.”
priceless.
“hat suggest’s he enjoys budwiser out of a can of date rape.”
priceless.
Tron 3!
lmao @ headline
LMAO! Too Precious…
I bet his new teenage girlfriend told him it looked sexy
He looks like a gay redneck…right down to his “Joe” finger tatoo…ponderous man…f-ing ponderous
Hey Mickey…at least you could have splurged for a new pair of blue Nikes to go with your fancy-ass blue jacket…!
Ocuh! He is hot! Who knew he could be found at Defilement.com? He is a Master Self-Saboteur and I heard around that he is single.
That outfits classic – he should def wear that to the Oscars, for which he will win!!!!
I think he should dress like his character in spun.
Joe Dirt-hole.
He’s cute. I wander if he’s single? I saw his profile on cheap azz website the rich men seeking sugar women site *******su garmingle. c o m. Hes looking for a sugar babby to shave his pubs.
@ #42
“kate”, you fucking prolapsed cunt– no one wants to read your incoherent bullshit spam posts. Fuck off already.
looks like a fucked up version of David Spade. Go back in your hole you ugly ass fucker.
i actually love that jacket
ggaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
LOL @ #4 and #24: Mickey Rourke: the gay trucker’s wet dream.
ROFFLEOMFG
“I want to look like a blue Michael Jackson. Except with a hat that suggests I enjoy Budweiser out of a can and date rape.” = HILAROUS!!!!!
this is pretty funny overall but once i read that his hat was a female brand i was dying laughing out loud.
Oh he’s fabulous.
…so much angst in that man.