In a legendary red carpet encounter at yesterday’s Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief “How do you do?” that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate’s breasts. Sure, both of them went on to lose the aforementioned categories, but it’s obvious who the real winner was: Chivalry. It’s coming back.
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First! | January 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm
FIRST!! YOU’RE ALL GAY!
It's Me Fuckers | January 26, 2009 at 3:05 pm
my god she’s beautiful. I’d become a dyke just to get the chance to do her.
Liz | January 26, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I don’t blame him; that woman’s smoking hot.
jimmy | January 26, 2009 at 3:06 pm
first??
oh, just wanna say!! wtf??
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p0nk | January 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm
queue the RIGID jokes in 3…2…1…
sea | January 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm
She actually won one of the awards she was nominated for, best supporting actress.
Jim | January 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Uh, Kate *did* win, for Best Supporting Actress.
RichPort's Ghost | January 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
This is the best Madonna has looked in a while… hey, who’s the chick in the blue dress?
Grandpa | January 26, 2009 at 3:13 pm
#8 Good One!!
Sam | January 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm
“The Wrestler” indeed…
Jock Itch | January 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Nothing a good cream can’t cure, Mickey
Rachell | January 26, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Kate is so beautiful. I think she is more striking as a red head though. I loooove that dress on her, what a lovely color!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER MY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 3:19 pm
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 3:19 pm
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Kate is any UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!
PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIES………..FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sixpack | January 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I would lick her from head to toe. Shaped like a real woman!
Hotti-from-Johannesburg | January 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm
im back…..eish ja!
jrz | January 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/y/7/rourkemickey.jpg
*sobs* He used to be so fucking hot…….*sobs*
pete | January 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I hope Kate is still sporting more bush than Barbara. She seems to be teetering on the brink of diet pills and plastic surgery and bronzers/brazilians. Such a shame in the one actress who always did natural nudity and plenty of it (well, other than Kathy Bates in “About Schmidt”).
Max Planck | January 26, 2009 at 3:33 pm
It’s good that all they have in common is the award.
mike skoop | January 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Kate won. Must be the understudy writer today….
Nancy | January 26, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Two people who peaked during “Titanic” and should have used method acting in a final drowning scene:
http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/9676/2000161384369332038_rs.jpg
Bob | January 26, 2009 at 3:48 pm
So is that some type of weird Hollywood non-hug, or did she intercept his hand from grabbing her boob, or did she race to shake with his OTHER hand? And did a pube end up on his sunglasses?
ktb | January 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm
This freak had his hand in his pants the whole time he was being interviewed on the red carpet by E!
And if Evan Rachel Wood really hooked up with him? GROSS
male superficial commenters | January 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm
We have officially declared Mickey Rourke our idol: a man who doesn’t let a formal televised awards show interfere with his ongoing masturbation.
Guest | January 26, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
Skoop Loves Cack | January 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm
22. She lost Best Actress, dipshit. She won Best Supporting Actress. Learn to read.
Zack | January 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm
#27-69: yeah, but sadly for you she hates stuttering retards.
Kate | January 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm
“Mickey, great to see you! No, that’s good, a couple of feet away is perfect! No, I don’t want say hi to Little Mickey. Um, I gotta go…”
Lisa | January 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
He is one nasty looking man!
mony-mony | January 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm
who does he think he is… Al Bundy?
che-che | January 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
look at the fun bags, on that hose hound!
Will | January 26, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Clearly he wants her to greet both Rourke and Tattoo…
Lindy | January 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Eww i bet he smells like piss, booze and cheap cologne.
Muzzle | January 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Please, put something long and hard in her mouth before we have to hear that fucked up accent, again.
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
Maria | January 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….
steve | January 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
yeah, well, Maria, at least Kate doesn’t have a hand tremor.
picture-this | January 26, 2009 at 5:14 pm
In the first shot , I picture the conversaton as:
Mickey: “AAARRrrrrrhhhh”
Kate: “Do you need me to call a doctor?”
(he should really be in the next “Pirates of the Caribbean”- Mystery of the Mangled Skull)
Screen Actors Gusset | January 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Her tits are so bad without the support http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1115048/Kate-Winslet-gets-Oprah-seal-approval–real-breasts.html
Mickey's little dog | January 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm
It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.