Mickey Rourke offers to show Kate Winslet his SAG

January 26th, 2009 // 78 Comments

In a legendary red carpet encounter at yesterday’s Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief “How do you do?” that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate’s breasts. Sure, both of them went on to lose the aforementioned categories, but it’s obvious who the real winner was: Chivalry. It’s coming back.

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  1. First!

    FIRST!! YOU’RE ALL GAY!

  2. It's Me Fuckers

    my god she’s beautiful. I’d become a dyke just to get the chance to do her.

  3. Liz

    I don’t blame him; that woman’s smoking hot.

  4. jimmy

    first??
    oh, just wanna say!! wtf??
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  5. p0nk

    queue the RIGID jokes in 3…2…1…

  6. sea

    She actually won one of the awards she was nominated for, best supporting actress.

  7. Jim

    Uh, Kate *did* win, for Best Supporting Actress.

  8. This is the best Madonna has looked in a while… hey, who’s the chick in the blue dress?

  9. Grandpa

    #8 Good One!!

  10. Sam

    “The Wrestler” indeed…

  11. Jock Itch

    Nothing a good cream can’t cure, Mickey

  12. Rachell

    Kate is so beautiful. I think she is more striking as a red head though. I loooove that dress on her, what a lovely color!

  13. Maria

    What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER MY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Maria

    What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Maria

    What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK…..YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Maria

    Kate is any UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!
    PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIES………..FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. sixpack

    I would lick her from head to toe. Shaped like a real woman!

  18. Hotti-from-Johannesburg

    im back…..eish ja!

  19. jrz

    http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/y/7/rourkemickey.jpg

    *sobs* He used to be so fucking hot…….*sobs*

  20. pete

    I hope Kate is still sporting more bush than Barbara. She seems to be teetering on the brink of diet pills and plastic surgery and bronzers/brazilians. Such a shame in the one actress who always did natural nudity and plenty of it (well, other than Kathy Bates in “About Schmidt”).

  21. Max Planck

    It’s good that all they have in common is the award.

  22. Kate won. Must be the understudy writer today….

  23. Nancy

    Two people who peaked during “Titanic” and should have used method acting in a final drowning scene:

    http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/9676/2000161384369332038_rs.jpg

  24. Bob

    So is that some type of weird Hollywood non-hug, or did she intercept his hand from grabbing her boob, or did she race to shake with his OTHER hand? And did a pube end up on his sunglasses?

  25. ktb

    This freak had his hand in his pants the whole time he was being interviewed on the red carpet by E!

    And if Evan Rachel Wood really hooked up with him? GROSS

  26. male superficial commenters

    We have officially declared Mickey Rourke our idol: a man who doesn’t let a formal televised awards show interfere with his ongoing masturbation.

  27. Guest

    Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

  28. Skoop Loves Cack

    22. She lost Best Actress, dipshit. She won Best Supporting Actress. Learn to read.

  29. Zack

    #27-69: yeah, but sadly for you she hates stuttering retards.

  30. Kate

    “Mickey, great to see you! No, that’s good, a couple of feet away is perfect! No, I don’t want say hi to Little Mickey. Um, I gotta go…”

  31. Lisa

    He is one nasty looking man!

  32. mony-mony

    who does he think he is… Al Bundy?

  33. che-che

    look at the fun bags, on that hose hound!

  34. Will

    Clearly he wants her to greet both Rourke and Tattoo…

  35. Lindy

    Eww i bet he smells like piss, booze and cheap cologne.

  36. Muzzle

    Please, put something long and hard in her mouth before we have to hear that fucked up accent, again.

  37. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  38. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  39. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  40. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  41. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  42. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  43. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  44. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  45. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  46. Maria

    Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50….

  47. steve

    yeah, well, Maria, at least Kate doesn’t have a hand tremor.

  48. picture-this

    In the first shot , I picture the conversaton as:

    Mickey: “AAARRrrrrrhhhh”

    Kate: “Do you need me to call a doctor?”

    (he should really be in the next “Pirates of the Caribbean”- Mystery of the Mangled Skull)

  49. Mickey's little dog

    It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.

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