Mickey Rourke arrested for DUI on a Vespa

November 8th, 2007 // 60 Comments

Mickey Rourke was arrested for driving his Vespa drunk after leaving a Miami nightclub early this morning. The actor claimed he wasn’t drinking but then failed to pass a field sobriety test. Fred Montana, a photographer for the Palm Beach Post, was hoping to catch pictures of Jennifer Lopez after her concert when he bumped into Mickey Rourke entering the club:

“They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter,” Montana said. “They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.
“The cop says to him: ‘You swerved right in front of me.’ And Mickey answered: ‘No, no, dude, I’m all right.’”
Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.

Really, Mickey Rourke? A Vespa? This almost destroys all the badass cred you’ve built up over the years. Don’t get me wrong, when you quit acting at the height of your career and became a boxer. That was hardcore. You totally got your face mangled despite being voted one of the most beautiful men in Hollywood at the time. Then you made a comeback and starred in Sin City where you tore shit up. But, Jesus, a Vespa? That almost puts you at square one, dude. I don’t even know how you’ll bounce back from this one. Unless you fight me; Mano a mano. Or tank vs. tank. Which I’m all for. Call me; I know a dude. That is if you’re not feeling too crampy or bloated. What with your uterus and all.


  1. Kasya


  2. Juls

    ahahahahah that sucks

  3. Good God, he looks like shit..

  4. TS

    What a crackhead waste…

    And sweet stache too.

  5. LL

    He kinda looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s brother. Whether older or younger, I can’t tell. They’re both so freaky looking, it’s impossible to determine. If Hollywood wants to make the scariest horror movie ever, they’ll put Dog, his wife, Mickey and Jessica Simpson in it as a family of tanorexic serial killers.

  6. veggi

    I wish he would have had the snoopy airplane hat on… and goggles…. with a side car.. That would RULE!!..

  7. I used to think he was hot…..but now even beer goggles wouldn’t help..

  8. That’s funny, veggi, we both said goggles at the same time..

  9. malicious

    compared to the botox nightmare he looked like on that music video his face is looking way more natural now. Yay, the hot Mickey maybe returning…

  10. ph7

    I think he was driving over to Nick Nolte’s house.

  11. Pilatunes

    Ha! He’s doing a Nick Nolte impression. A little more ecstasy and he’ll have it down.

  12. RENEE Z...

    Hey, if all he’s doing is getting liquered up and not shooting up, then I would say he’s not doing so bad compared to before. And he is a great actor. He’s what made Sin City so awesome. But what a face, good god, what a face. He completly ruined it.

  13. Mike

    Hey Girls – You will need to bring your goggles when you come over and party at club Mikies!!..

  14. Povin

    Why would anyone pay a plastic surgeon to turn them into a monkey? He must have gotten the name of David Geffin’s surgeon or vice versa. Just a couple of monkey faced freaks. Maybe he will be Liza’s next husband. She seems to like the monkey faced men including Michael Jackson. Do it like a monkey!!

  15. feg

    mano y mano means hand and hand. what? you wanna go skipping down the beach with him after riding on the back of his vespa?
    try mano a mano.

  16. I know someone who rides a vespa and he has no uterus! At least, not one he is willing to admit to…

  17. Well, I was bored before, but now I’m fricken super-pissed. I just opened a bag of Skittles, and there was only ONE red one. That’s the only color I like, I just throw the rest away.

    That had nothing to do with the post I’m just ridiculously bored..

  18. Paris' Vag

    Jeez… yet another Britney post? She does look much better in these pics, though. Almost taggable.

  19. Anthony

    Fucking American H.E.R.O!!!

  20. ack

    9 1/2 weeks was so great….

  21. He’s been a drunk ever since he played me in Barfly. He needs to read Disco Hypnotic and get his grip, dude.

  22. Povin

    Just give this drunken monkey a banana and a cage and he’ll be as happy as a clam. Besides having a monkey face, I wonder if he throws his feces around like his brethren in the zoo. Poor monkey.

  23. Povin

    “He’s been a drunk ever since he played me in Barfly. He needs to read Disco Hypnotic and get his grip, dude.”

    I wonder if he was drunk when he ordered the plastic surgeon to turn him into a monkey.

  24. Missystar

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE???HOLY SNOTBALLS!!! OK, I know that wasn’t original or anything, but Christ in a CAR does he look like frozen hell! Dayum!!!

  25. KiminCA

    Is he wearing foundation?

  26. Mickey looks really rough here, what has gee been doing to his skin? I think he may look cool as some sort of father figure to Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. That would be crazy cool.

  27. mamadough

    when the FUCK was he ever attractive? keith richards would be proud!
    unrelated…..why the hell do people have such fucked up hair anytime they get a mugshot taken? don’t the police hose them down first?

  28. SSS

    Wow, looking like a crack-whore is an improvement from his plastic surgery nightmare a few years back. I wonder what that plastic surgery would have settled into if he wasn’t such a junkie lush?

  29. MFM

    What do scooters and fat chicks have in common? They are both fun to ride until your friends find out.

  30. NewOrleansNegroSwimleague

    Damn, dude in mug shot pic looks like the offspring of a drunken fuckest between Ricardo Montalban and a Mexican hooker…… He totally needs to have his Irish Last name removed and replaced with a beaner last name..

  31. Lady Sin

    Ok…after looking at those pics I’m gonna have nightmares!

  32. makemepuke

    Leave Mickey alone..he’s been through a lot including years of steroid use and crack addiction and shit like that…he’s a fuckin supporter of the Hell’s angels for God sake leave him alone. He got punched right in the face once when he was boxing.

    Mickey …a Vespa?


  33. lastangelman

    He got drunk publicly and did that u-ee in front of that cop on purpose – he wants attention again, man – and you all fell for it – the guy is a genius – Cheney should hire Rourke to spin the invasion of Iranistan or Paki-Irandia or whatever trouble is happening where angry brown skins in hot countries with black goo that needs to get in my shiny expensive motorized sex machine over there at the moment. Why are we so hung up? I saw that cover of Newsweek where they are all angry and in the photographer’s face like Sean Penn – they are so far behind the times in Pakiskatchewan they still use cameras that take black and white pictures – we have the technology – you know what I’m saying – sell ‘em Chinese products, they’ll be happy and gurgle for a week, then BAM! – keel over because it’s Chinese, secret deadly and poison. Problem solved.
    What’s the problem with Mickey Rourke again? Oh yeah, fooled you again, suckers!

  34. Joe

    What’s up with the mustache? viva la rasa!!!!!!!!!

  35. George Best

    So what happened? Did the Enbalmer stand him up and snap this picture before they put him in the casket?

    If there is a Weekend at Bernies 3, he is the star.

  36. mafme

    After a scooter punk beats your face in with a chain, you’ll be laughing.

  37. spy

    starting NOW, Vespas are totally bad-ass.


  38. 37. George Best – November 8, 2007 9:34 PM

    So what happened? Did the Enbalmer stand him up and snap this picture before they put him in the casket?

    If there is a Weekend at Bernies 3, he is the star.

    So whether you would like to check hotbabe on casualfriends.com/photo/hotbabe ?

  39. aussie

    He’s got that “don’t you think i’m sexy”, scruffy, scary, look….

  40. Ript1&0

    Forget the Vespa man, he actually told a cop, “No, no dude, I’m alright.” ?!

    I just thought such a bad ass would understand Cop Talk 101.

  41. D. Richards

    Hey, man. Boxing didn’t fuck Mick’s face up, it was the tens-of operations that he had to make himself look more like a woman. Jesus, what a freak that guy is. Mickey’s face has been stretched so hard he can’t even grow a proper mustache.

  42. FRT

    Yep that isn’t the same Mick who would stay up for days smoking crack and drinking vodka then hop on his Harley and ride over to some guys house beat the shit out of him and throw him in the back yard and then fuck his wife on the kitchen table, steal his money and drugs hop back on the Hog and head back to the strip club to start all over again!

    Ahhh…the good ole’ days huh Mick!

  43. shandi

    umm, “dog the bounty hunter” called and he wants his mullet back? not sure what he means but, yeah.

  44. MsMilf

    Fuck did he get REAL ASSUGLY

  45. bosendorfer

    mickey rourke is a FUCKING LEGEND, you assholes! show some respect.

  46. I'm the F**king Pope

    Gotta give him credit for still having most of his hair.

    “They took my thumb, Chawllie! They took my thumb!”

  47. Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e

    47 – I’m with you.

    No matter what he did, he’s cool in my book. HE never gave a crap and good-on-him.

  48. AmeriCanadian


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