Mickey Rourke was arrested for driving his Vespa drunk after leaving a Miami nightclub early this morning. The actor claimed he wasn’t drinking but then failed to pass a field sobriety test. Fred Montana, a photographer for the Palm Beach Post, was hoping to catch pictures of Jennifer Lopez after her concert when he bumped into Mickey Rourke entering the club:
“They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter,” Montana said. “They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.
“The cop says to him: ‘You swerved right in front of me.’ And Mickey answered: ‘No, no, dude, I’m all right.’”
Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.
Really, Mickey Rourke? A Vespa? This almost destroys all the badass cred you’ve built up over the years. Don’t get me wrong, when you quit acting at the height of your career and became a boxer. That was hardcore. You totally got your face mangled despite being voted one of the most beautiful men in Hollywood at the time. Then you made a comeback and starred in Sin City where you tore shit up. But, Jesus, a Vespa? That almost puts you at square one, dude. I don’t even know how you’ll bounce back from this one. Unless you fight me; Mano a mano. Or tank vs. tank. Which I’m all for. Call me; I know a dude. That is if you’re not feeling too crampy or bloated. What with your uterus and all.
Kasya | November 8, 2007 at 5:16 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Juls | November 8, 2007 at 5:22 pm
ahahahahah that sucks
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Good God, he looks like shit..
TS | November 8, 2007 at 5:26 pm
What a crackhead waste…
And sweet stache too.
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:28 pm
TS???
LL | November 8, 2007 at 5:33 pm
He kinda looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter’s brother. Whether older or younger, I can’t tell. They’re both so freaky looking, it’s impossible to determine. If Hollywood wants to make the scariest horror movie ever, they’ll put Dog, his wife, Mickey and Jessica Simpson in it as a family of tanorexic serial killers.
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 5:34 pm
I wish he would have had the snoopy airplane hat on… and goggles…. with a side car.. That would RULE!!..
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:34 pm
I used to think he was hot…..but now even beer goggles wouldn’t help..
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:35 pm
That’s funny, veggi, we both said goggles at the same time..
malicious | November 8, 2007 at 5:40 pm
compared to the botox nightmare he looked like on that music video his face is looking way more natural now. Yay, the hot Mickey maybe returning…
ph7 | November 8, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I think he was driving over to Nick Nolte’s house.
Pilatunes | November 8, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Ha! He’s doing a Nick Nolte impression. A little more ecstasy and he’ll have it down.
RENEE Z... | November 8, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Hey, if all he’s doing is getting liquered up and not shooting up, then I would say he’s not doing so bad compared to before. And he is a great actor. He’s what made Sin City so awesome. But what a face, good god, what a face. He completly ruined it.
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Hey Girls – You will need to bring your goggles when you come over and party at club Mikies!!..
Povin | November 8, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Why would anyone pay a plastic surgeon to turn them into a monkey? He must have gotten the name of David Geffin’s surgeon or vice versa. Just a couple of monkey faced freaks. Maybe he will be Liza’s next husband. She seems to like the monkey faced men including Michael Jackson. Do it like a monkey!!
feg | November 8, 2007 at 5:49 pm
mano y mano means hand and hand. what? you wanna go skipping down the beach with him after riding on the back of his vespa?
try mano a mano.
Kitty | November 8, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I know someone who rides a vespa and he has no uterus! At least, not one he is willing to admit to…
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Well, I was bored before, but now I’m fricken super-pissed. I just opened a bag of Skittles, and there was only ONE red one. That’s the only color I like, I just throw the rest away.
That had nothing to do with the post I’m just ridiculously bored..
Paris' Vag | November 8, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Jeez… yet another Britney post? She does look much better in these pics, though. Almost taggable.
Anthony | November 8, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Fucking American H.E.R.O!!!
ack | November 8, 2007 at 6:09 pm
9 1/2 weeks was so great….
Charles Bukowski | November 8, 2007 at 6:13 pm
He’s been a drunk ever since he played me in Barfly. He needs to read Disco Hypnotic and get his grip, dude.
Povin | November 8, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Just give this drunken monkey a banana and a cage and he’ll be as happy as a clam. Besides having a monkey face, I wonder if he throws his feces around like his brethren in the zoo. Poor monkey.
Povin | November 8, 2007 at 6:20 pm
“He’s been a drunk ever since he played me in Barfly. He needs to read Disco Hypnotic and get his grip, dude.”
I wonder if he was drunk when he ordered the plastic surgeon to turn him into a monkey.
Missystar | November 8, 2007 at 6:25 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE???HOLY SNOTBALLS!!! OK, I know that wasn’t original or anything, but Christ in a CAR does he look like frozen hell! Dayum!!!
KiminCA | November 8, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Is he wearing foundation?
Still Ad Review | November 8, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Mickey looks really rough here, what has gee been doing to his skin? I think he may look cool as some sort of father figure to Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. That would be crazy cool.
mamadough | November 8, 2007 at 6:46 pm
when the FUCK was he ever attractive? keith richards would be proud!
unrelated…..why the hell do people have such fucked up hair anytime they get a mugshot taken? don’t the police hose them down first?
SSS | November 8, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Wow, looking like a crack-whore is an improvement from his plastic surgery nightmare a few years back. I wonder what that plastic surgery would have settled into if he wasn’t such a junkie lush?
MFM | November 8, 2007 at 7:16 pm
What do scooters and fat chicks have in common? They are both fun to ride until your friends find out.
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | November 8, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Damn, dude in mug shot pic looks like the offspring of a drunken fuckest between Ricardo Montalban and a Mexican hooker…… He totally needs to have his Irish Last name removed and replaced with a beaner last name..
Lady Sin | November 8, 2007 at 8:13 pm
Ok…after looking at those pics I’m gonna have nightmares!
makemepuke | November 8, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Leave Mickey alone..he’s been through a lot including years of steroid use and crack addiction and shit like that…he’s a fuckin supporter of the Hell’s angels for God sake leave him alone. He got punched right in the face once when he was boxing.
Mickey …a Vespa?
Chris
lastangelman | November 8, 2007 at 8:29 pm
He got drunk publicly and did that u-ee in front of that cop on purpose – he wants attention again, man – and you all fell for it – the guy is a genius – Cheney should hire Rourke to spin the invasion of Iranistan or Paki-Irandia or whatever trouble is happening where angry brown skins in hot countries with black goo that needs to get in my shiny expensive motorized sex machine over there at the moment. Why are we so hung up? I saw that cover of Newsweek where they are all angry and in the photographer’s face like Sean Penn – they are so far behind the times in Pakiskatchewan they still use cameras that take black and white pictures – we have the technology – you know what I’m saying – sell ‘em Chinese products, they’ll be happy and gurgle for a week, then BAM! – keel over because it’s Chinese, secret deadly and poison. Problem solved.
What’s the problem with Mickey Rourke again? Oh yeah, fooled you again, suckers!
HAH!BAZMZ!!
Serjio Toskano | November 8, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Mickey Rourke was driving naked!!! Police cam video:
http://free-hot-porno.com/videos.php?vid=Mickey_Rourke_was_driving_naked
Joe | November 8, 2007 at 9:32 pm
What’s up with the mustache? viva la rasa!!!!!!!!!
George Best | November 8, 2007 at 9:34 pm
So what happened? Did the Enbalmer stand him up and snap this picture before they put him in the casket?
If there is a Weekend at Bernies 3, he is the star.
mafme | November 8, 2007 at 10:26 pm
After a scooter punk beats your face in with a chain, you’ll be laughing.
spy | November 8, 2007 at 10:30 pm
starting NOW, Vespas are totally bad-ass.
done!
tony | November 8, 2007 at 10:43 pm
37. George Best – November 8, 2007 9:34 PM
So what happened? Did the Enbalmer stand him up and snap this picture before they put him in the casket?
If there is a Weekend at Bernies 3, he is the star.
So whether you would like to check hotbabe on casualfriends.com/photo/hotbabe ?
aussie | November 8, 2007 at 10:48 pm
He’s got that “don’t you think i’m sexy”, scruffy, scary, look….
Ript1&0 | November 8, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Forget the Vespa man, he actually told a cop, “No, no dude, I’m alright.” ?!
I just thought such a bad ass would understand Cop Talk 101.
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Hey, man. Boxing didn’t fuck Mick’s face up, it was the tens-of operations that he had to make himself look more like a woman. Jesus, what a freak that guy is. Mickey’s face has been stretched so hard he can’t even grow a proper mustache.
FRT | November 9, 2007 at 12:21 am
Yep that isn’t the same Mick who would stay up for days smoking crack and drinking vodka then hop on his Harley and ride over to some guys house beat the shit out of him and throw him in the back yard and then fuck his wife on the kitchen table, steal his money and drugs hop back on the Hog and head back to the strip club to start all over again!
Ahhh…the good ole’ days huh Mick!
shandi | November 9, 2007 at 12:42 am
umm, “dog the bounty hunter” called and he wants his mullet back? not sure what he means but, yeah.
MsMilf | November 9, 2007 at 2:37 am
Fuck did he get REAL ASSUGLY
bosendorfer | November 9, 2007 at 6:01 am
mickey rourke is a FUCKING LEGEND, you assholes! show some respect.
I'm the F**king Pope | November 9, 2007 at 10:57 am
Gotta give him credit for still having most of his hair.
“They took my thumb, Chawllie! They took my thumb!”
Shallo Val is a bitch, I know......w/e | November 9, 2007 at 10:59 am
47 – I’m with you.
No matter what he did, he’s cool in my book. HE never gave a crap and good-on-him.
AmeriCanadian | November 9, 2007 at 12:10 pm
:O