The Hells Angels hatched an assassination plot to kill Mick Jagger, according to a new documentary. Mick Jagger never knew of the plot that came about when he vowed to never hire the Hells Angels again for security after a fan was killed at a 1969 California concert. It turns out Poseidon, God of the Sea, is a fan of the Stones because he helped foil the plot. The AP reports:
Mangold said the men tried to reach Jagger by sea. “The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard,” he was quoted as saying. They all survived but made no other attempt on his life, Mangold said.
Wait, wait, wait. The Hells Angels didn’t jump the Atlantic on their hogs? Pfft. Lame. I guess it’s a good thing they were wearing super absorbent tampons and had a raft in their purses. *SWISH* Count it!
This post guest-written by Spencer Pratt author of “I Bet Those Chickenshit Hells Angels Couldn’t Find My House and Drive a Harley Into My Testicles.”
So does the person who keeps cutting and pasting HST quotes.
“Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle – -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark – that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.”
Keith Richards looks great as a brunette, donchathink? I just don’t remember him being so tall.
is he single again?I was really surprised when I saw his profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called “Searching Millionaire dot Com “.Many fans are talking about it now.
Ha, speaking of Mick Jagger, this is absolutely hilarious – “Jagg Off” http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdqMFxDyLMI
God, that story is so epic.
Alas, the the plot of the curse-ed seamen was thwarted by the interjection of the angry god of the sea, and Sir Jagger knew no harm.
His toupe on top is more red than the rest of his hair.
Who is this wrinkly ugly ball sac with the tranny??
They look so happy. everyone just needs to leave them alone
damn. Britt, also I suggest you take off your profile on the
celebrity and millionaire dating site myrichmatch.com.
jagger who, once a star…now just old old news…81 forever
What a Fag, and I don’t mean a cigarette. He is a really sick women hater. What he did to his ex, Jerry Hall, is pathetic. He is also a cheap bastard, and why does his new girlfriend look like Jerry Hall with brown hair. What is this guys problem?
He is such a Loser, he should just walk around with a giant letter “L” on this shirt.
I heard that he did a Cameo in some soft porn “B” movie in the early 80′s, but it is never mentioned in any of his bios because he was on his way to becoming a nobody and nobody knew who he was in the film.
Oh, Micky, Micky you’re so fine you blow my mind. Oh Micky………
Lucky for him, he made a big come back after his short lived movie career, or he would be living in a senior trailer park now.
Time is definitely not on his side.
Are you guys sure he is English he looks more like an Irish Leprecon Elf to me.
He looks like a Filipino with a tiny pecker to me.
If he looks this bad while trying to look presentable, can you just imagine how terrible he must look in the morning without any makeup on and with stubble on his face, it must be horrifying.
That person with Mick definitely looks like a “tranny”!!!! No way that’s a woman! It makes you realize all things pass, apparently–Mick can’t get someone better than this?!! He certainly HAD better, but tossed them to the curb. Got what he deserves, I guess.
@#18 are you actually calling this ugly bitch “top shelf booty”? Please.
She WISHES she was a brunette Jerry Hall.
How did the Crypt Keeper get a date?
haha hes a douche.
and who the hell is that transexual???
All year I have been reading about hells angels in many states in court charged with murdering or molesting women and children. I just read about one mistrial the jury 8 guilty 4 not guilty for and angel accused of murdering 2 teenage girls. I hope they have another trail soon. The evident seemed overwhelming to me. Also they have a member going to court that had many neat folders of child porn on his laptop. I think he was headed for a big hells angels event when caught with the laptop and cocaine the news paper said. Then we had the hells angel shoot women in the back of the head in Maine get 55years then another member in Mass has 3 orders of protection from 3 different women and he is also charges with molesting a minor. Then their Paul from Arizonian another member on the run charged with murdering a mother of 6 brutally. Dan I remember 20 years ago in NY state they had another President with child sex crimes and child porn. I can remember reading about family’s father’s mothers and children murdered by this gang. I hope all the women and children are very careful around these clowns. I have read about these cases in the paper this year. I wonder how many cases I did not see. I know you can’t believe everything you read but I know I do not want to see women and children around a gang that has had this many members involved in these incidents. Considering the extremely small amount of members in that club in the USA that seems to be a very large percent. They say they look over each member carefully and you have to have what they are looking for. Hmmm is this what they are looking for?
Acid throwing is one of the most heinous crimes. Now -a days it is very rampant in our world. Acid throwing is an inhuman and barbarous act. It turns a man into beast.
Acid throwing is one of the most heinous crimes. Now -a days it is very rampant in our world. Acid throwing is an inhuman and barbarous act. It turns a man into beast.