The Hells Angels hatched an assassination plot to kill Mick Jagger, according to a new documentary. Mick Jagger never knew of the plot that came about when he vowed to never hire the Hells Angels again for security after a fan was killed at a 1969 California concert. It turns out Poseidon, God of the Sea, is a fan of the Stones because he helped foil the plot. The AP reports:
Mangold said the men tried to reach Jagger by sea. “The boat was hit by a storm and all of the men were thrown overboard,” he was quoted as saying. They all survived but made no other attempt on his life, Mangold said.
Wait, wait, wait. The Hells Angels didn’t jump the Atlantic on their hogs? Pfft. Lame. I guess it’s a good thing they were wearing super absorbent tampons and had a raft in their purses. *SWISH* Count it!
This post guest-written by Spencer Pratt author of “I Bet Those Chickenshit Hells Angels Couldn’t Find My House and Drive a Harley Into My Testicles.”