- Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of course, Mary-Kate Olsen kills him first. — Too soon? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kevin Federline to become NutriSystem spokesman. Right after he challenges Britney to a pie-eating contest. UPDATE: She won. And doctors are confident they can reattach Jayden’s finger. [Celebslam]
– Lindsay Lohan claims Natalie Portman has been her rock during break up with Samantha Ronson. WTF? That’s like me saying Spider-man and I grab drinks every Thursday. Wait, that’s true. Bad example. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Jackman shoots down rumors he’s gay in this Sunday’s Parade magazine. Senior citizens across America will be pleased. Then take a nap. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt is learning how to fly. Who would win in a fight: Brad in a plane or Superman? But it’s the gay Bryan Singer one. Discuss. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Nick Cannon and SpongeBob heart Earth Day. How does this guy have sex with Mariah Carey? Not counting she’s crazy. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Mel Gibson’s mistress plays the piano in her lingerie. Which is cool. I play the saxophone in a Speedo. (Ladies?) We should jam sometime. [Radar Online]
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Dirk Diggler | April 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
First?
turd | April 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm
too soon
Randal | April 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Congratulations go out to you Michelle & Spike. I’ve been a fan of you since your appearance on Dawson’s Creek and it’s great to know things continue to look up for you. Keep smiling Michelle!
Randal
Matilda | April 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Mom you ignorant slut. You’ll latch onto any cock that gives you a chance to get acting roles, won’t you? Fucking whore. No wonder dad went gay and then killed himself.
ed. | April 23, 2009 at 5:16 pm
You’ll note that essentially, #3 and #4 are saying the same thing.
If U Seek Amy | April 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Fish you funny bastard that made me laugh and coffee came out my nose. That Olsen twin is an evil munchkin.
Frenchy | April 23, 2009 at 5:22 pm
prison catfish
rp | April 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
It was too soon but it was also funny, I’m sad to admit.
I think they’re a really cute couple, I hope so!
Edna Bambrick | April 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
#4 Matilda, you’re reported.
Edna Bambrick | April 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm
#6 also reported.
Samantha | April 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
“too soon?”
?????????
Heath “Assup” Ledger already got the most fake-sentiment-driven undeserved Oscar in Academy Award history, and that’s really saying something. I think we’ve given his dignified death – overdosed on psychiatric I-need-chemical-crutches-to-live drugs, in the apartment of an anorexic bug-eyed troll he was spending time with instead of his daughter, prepped face-down/ass-up for gay sex – all the respect it deserves.
catapostrophe | April 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm
It’s about time somebody worked up the balls to type THE TRUTH in the comments section of a sarcastic celebrity news web site.
Way to go, Samantha! Amen! Etc!
n | April 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm
LOOK AT DOWN ON HER LUCK GRANNY SITTIN ON THE CURB IN BACKGROUND SMOKIN A BUTT…TIMES MUST BE ROUGH.
Rhialto | April 23, 2009 at 7:44 pm
So? When are they getting married?
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 23, 2009 at 7:46 pm
This summer looks good to me.
Darth | April 23, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Where my bebe?
Gando | April 23, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I see K-Fed got himself finally a job.Good for him.
jdmorris | April 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Well,best wishes to both of them.
Matrim | April 23, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Goddamn it! My NutriSystem stock has been doing shitty for the last year and a half . . . and now Federline is coming on board? Did I totally miss something at the last share-holders meeting? What the fuck?!
Bridget | April 23, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Fabulous shoes!
gerard Vandenberg | April 23, 2009 at 11:31 pm
FILL OUT THE DIVORCE-PAPERS YET.
(you can never start too early)
tinydancer | April 24, 2009 at 4:50 am
edna please dont be a tattle tale the word bastard is in the dictionary and whats wrong with the words fucking whore after all some one spoke the truth.i love the thruth ok class remember your not talking shit , if your speaking the truth…….
tinydancer | April 24, 2009 at 4:50 am
edna please dont be a tattle tale the word bastard is in the dictionary and whats wrong with the words fucking whore after all some one spoke the truth.i love the thruth ok class remember your not talking shit , if your speaking the truth…….
Warren Piece | April 24, 2009 at 9:53 am
Michelle Williams – REALLY nice legs. No cankles like Audrina Patridge has. Williams can go from frumpy to super hot in 2 seconds flat. I like that.
TG | April 24, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You play the saxaphone? You must mean skin flute.
Melissa | April 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm
That’s it… I WANT those fucking shoes!!!!!!
Blah Girls! | April 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I hope so–they’re a cute couple and she deserves it!
britt | April 24, 2009 at 9:20 pm
i love you heath ledger
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Nero | April 25, 2009 at 5:58 am
Is my girl here?
salawhite | April 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm
i’m sure
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