Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid’s movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will constantly compare him to Heath Ledger. Wow, I really suck at cheering people up. Star reports:
“Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”
Okay, I’m willing to believe Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. They’re both weird; it works. But here’s where Star lost me: “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips.” Who the hell talks like that? May I suggest a more believable dialog: “Tipping his top hat towards the lady, he offered his hand, and together they hailed a horseless carriage. Perhaps a promenade at the tavern would find this evening well. Afterward, sir and madam retired to their quarters for carnal pleasures punctuated with scones and haberdashery.” It’s almost like you’re there!
L Dubba | July 25, 2008 at 9:02 am
sweet
rae. | July 25, 2008 at 9:13 am
Who gives a shit?
numbers | July 25, 2008 at 9:13 am
second.
Ivy | July 25, 2008 at 9:19 am
LOL
havoc | July 25, 2008 at 9:20 am
I heard she showed him her ankle.
That slut….
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zenmasterfoo | July 25, 2008 at 9:25 am
that’s nice. can anyone near or around her please ask her to see a manicurist asap? those nasty little stubs she calls fingernails have last nights snot still caked on them. oh it’s gross.
| July 25, 2008 at 9:26 am
One day when Michelle gets old, she will look back and wonder why she made herself look this dowdy and unsexy on purpose during the prime years of her youth.
bakinmycake | July 25, 2008 at 9:31 am
1st date was at the movies…wonder what they saw????
Jeniffer | July 25, 2008 at 9:36 am
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Sandra | July 25, 2008 at 9:38 am
Is it just me or is The Superficial write slacking lately? This is the first story sine yesterday afternoon.. i’m bored at work!
Mike | July 25, 2008 at 9:42 am
Whenever I think of Spike Jonze, I think of that hipster director who’s marginally less annoying than Wes Anderson. The way Will Ferrell is the comedian who’s marginally less annoying than Jerry Lewis.
jdandandy | July 25, 2008 at 10:44 am
Whenever I think of Spike Jonze, I think of that spoiled heir to the Spiegel catalog fortune who stole someone elses name…
http://webescape.wordpress.com | July 25, 2008 at 11:51 am
No idea who he is, she lucked out when she was with Heath Ledger tbh, looks wise he was out of her league so yeah, downgraded to Gollum with hair…
Your mom. | July 25, 2008 at 11:56 am
#8. The Dark Knight, I’n guessing.
lara | July 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I just spilled hot tea all over my self after reading the horseless carriage staff. Jesus, Marry and Joseph Mr. Fish can we get a warning before you post something really funny like that?
gerard Vandenberg | July 25, 2008 at 12:59 pm
She desperate wanted a loser?
SHE GOT ONE!!
? | July 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Anyone who has seen Being John Malkovich knows that Jonze likes his women frumpy.
PETE | July 25, 2008 at 1:11 pm
SHE LOOKS DAMN SEXY IN THE FILM WITH EWAN MCGREGOR THAT CAME OUT RECENTLY.
lloyd johnson | July 25, 2008 at 1:39 pm
When I think of Spike Jonze I remember reading his writings for Freestylin magazine as a kid. I used to think, “this guy sucks! I’m a better writer than him.” Alas, he knew people and look where it got him. Nepotism rules the world!
burgernoodle for the masses | July 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm
who gently kisses on the corner of the mouth? that’s a mistake you make when greeting your weird relative and they turn their head at one very inopportune time.
rough daddy | July 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm
lucky bastard ! that is some fresh poon waiting to get advantage of, way before heath passed on
omnibacon | July 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
He’s as good as dead
Big Texas | July 25, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Okay, this post was funny, one of the first in a while to make me laugh out loud. Nice one.
nancy | July 25, 2008 at 7:00 pm
her nails are all i see… yuck.
ToTellTheTruth | July 25, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Eww what the fuck is up with his hair? It looks all wet and matted and funky looking. Does he not know what shampoo and water is?
Fucknuts | July 26, 2008 at 6:01 am
Why are they ‘weird’?
Mick | July 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Spike can do better.
icie | July 27, 2008 at 1:30 am
oh seriously that commentary was HILARIOUS!
Jeniffer | July 28, 2008 at 4:22 am
I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
ZeeZee | July 28, 2008 at 9:18 pm
That last part’s the only the funny thing you’ve ever written.
hi | July 29, 2008 at 2:54 am
She used to look hot. That hairstyle is awful.
Cynth | July 30, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Scones and haberdashery… BWWAHAHAHAH!
Ness | August 2, 2008 at 9:08 am
Spike’s a genius… admittedly Michelle is way hotter than his honked nosed ex-wife Sofia Coppola.
empress | August 15, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Michelle Williams saw Heath had a rising star and jumped for the ride .She wasnt really anybody.If you love someone you dont dump them that fast when a problem arises she barely stuck anytime out .Frankly I find her repulsive and a user and has sickening has Mary kate Olsen who wanted immunity to make statements about a friends death in which her ugly boney children of the corn looking ass probably supplied the drugs.
jenny | August 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm
empress – Heath is the one who dumped Michelle, and boy was she bitter about it. He fell inlove with model Gemma Ward, who he met in New York and was planning a future with her when he died. Michelle had tried to trap him via an unplanned baby (which only she planned) and her plan backfired…..although she has done nicely out of it because now people know who she is, whereas before absolutely nobody except Dawson Creek fans knew who the hell she was. I’m not surprised she’s latched on to a director now.
moron | October 28, 2011 at 5:32 am
michelle dumped him thatss why he was depressed
America | November 6, 2008 at 1:08 am
She seems like a sweet and kind person. She is really classy and a good actress.
Jeff | July 31, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Just because The Star has bad writing doesn’t mean anything about their relationship. Congratulations to 2 of my favorite people in show business. I wish you happiness.
new_forward | July 1, 2010 at 9:22 am
Excellent post
Condenser Dryer · | November 3, 2010 at 5:18 pm
i first saw Michelle Wiliams as an extra on the movie Species and i like her already at her very young age ..