Michelle Williams dating director Spike Jonze

July 24th, 2008 // 40 Comments

Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid’s movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will constantly compare him to Heath Ledger. Wow, I really suck at cheering people up. Star reports:

“Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”

Okay, I’m willing to believe Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. They’re both weird; it works. But here’s where Star lost me: “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips.” Who the hell talks like that? May I suggest a more believable dialog: “Tipping his top hat towards the lady, he offered his hand, and together they hailed a horseless carriage. Perhaps a promenade at the tavern would find this evening well. Afterward, sir and madam retired to their quarters for carnal pleasures punctuated with scones and haberdashery.” It’s almost like you’re there!

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  1. L Dubba

    sweet

  2. Who gives a shit?

  3. numbers

    second.

  4. havoc

    I heard she showed him her ankle.

    That slut….

    .

  5. zenmasterfoo

    that’s nice. can anyone near or around her please ask her to see a manicurist asap? those nasty little stubs she calls fingernails have last nights snot still caked on them. oh it’s gross.

  6. One day when Michelle gets old, she will look back and wonder why she made herself look this dowdy and unsexy on purpose during the prime years of her youth.

  7. bakinmycake

    1st date was at the movies…wonder what they saw????

  8. Jeniffer

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  9. Sandra

    Is it just me or is The Superficial write slacking lately? This is the first story sine yesterday afternoon.. i’m bored at work!

  10. Mike

    Whenever I think of Spike Jonze, I think of that hipster director who’s marginally less annoying than Wes Anderson. The way Will Ferrell is the comedian who’s marginally less annoying than Jerry Lewis.

  11. jdandandy

    Whenever I think of Spike Jonze, I think of that spoiled heir to the Spiegel catalog fortune who stole someone elses name…

  12. No idea who he is, she lucked out when she was with Heath Ledger tbh, looks wise he was out of her league so yeah, downgraded to Gollum with hair…

  13. Your mom.

    #8. The Dark Knight, I’n guessing.

  14. lara

    I just spilled hot tea all over my self after reading the horseless carriage staff. Jesus, Marry and Joseph Mr. Fish can we get a warning before you post something really funny like that?

  15. She desperate wanted a loser?
    SHE GOT ONE!!

  16. ?

    Anyone who has seen Being John Malkovich knows that Jonze likes his women frumpy.

  17. PETE

    SHE LOOKS DAMN SEXY IN THE FILM WITH EWAN MCGREGOR THAT CAME OUT RECENTLY.

  18. lloyd johnson

    When I think of Spike Jonze I remember reading his writings for Freestylin magazine as a kid. I used to think, “this guy sucks! I’m a better writer than him.” Alas, he knew people and look where it got him. Nepotism rules the world!

  19. who gently kisses on the corner of the mouth? that’s a mistake you make when greeting your weird relative and they turn their head at one very inopportune time.

  20. rough daddy

    lucky bastard ! that is some fresh poon waiting to get advantage of, way before heath passed on

  21. omnibacon

    He’s as good as dead

  22. Big Texas

    Okay, this post was funny, one of the first in a while to make me laugh out loud. Nice one.

  23. nancy

    her nails are all i see… yuck.

  24. ToTellTheTruth

    Eww what the fuck is up with his hair? It looks all wet and matted and funky looking. Does he not know what shampoo and water is?

  25. Fucknuts

    Why are they ‘weird’?

  26. Mick

    Spike can do better.

  27. icie

    oh seriously that commentary was HILARIOUS!

  28. Jeniffer

    I’m just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

  29. ZeeZee

    That last part’s the only the funny thing you’ve ever written.

  30. hi

    She used to look hot. That hairstyle is awful.

  31. Cynth

    Scones and haberdashery… BWWAHAHAHAH!

  32. Ness

    Spike’s a genius… admittedly Michelle is way hotter than his honked nosed ex-wife Sofia Coppola.

  33. empress

    Michelle Williams saw Heath had a rising star and jumped for the ride .She wasnt really anybody.If you love someone you dont dump them that fast when a problem arises she barely stuck anytime out .Frankly I find her repulsive and a user and has sickening has Mary kate Olsen who wanted immunity to make statements about a friends death in which her ugly boney children of the corn looking ass probably supplied the drugs.

  34. jenny

    empress – Heath is the one who dumped Michelle, and boy was she bitter about it. He fell inlove with model Gemma Ward, who he met in New York and was planning a future with her when he died. Michelle had tried to trap him via an unplanned baby (which only she planned) and her plan backfired…..although she has done nicely out of it because now people know who she is, whereas before absolutely nobody except Dawson Creek fans knew who the hell she was. I’m not surprised she’s latched on to a director now.

  35. America

    She seems like a sweet and kind person. She is really classy and a good actress.

  36. Jeff

    Just because The Star has bad writing doesn’t mean anything about their relationship. Congratulations to 2 of my favorite people in show business. I wish you happiness.

  37. new_forward

    Excellent post

  38. i first saw Michelle Wiliams as an extra on the movie Species and i like her already at her very young age ..

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