Michelle Trachtenberg sorta, kinda revealed

December 19th, 2005 // 26 Comments

Here is Michelle Trachtenberg, walking down the street, shopping or something. I don’t know. Nor do I care. What I do care about is her see-thru top. What I care about even more is that it appears the bra beneath that top doesn’t quite fit. That’s either a nipple I see or some sort of giant, breast-eating mole. I hope it’s the former. Hooray for boobs.

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Comments (26)

  1. BEAM | December 19, 2005 at 8:10 am

    Hooray indeed. But she’s so flourescently white that I’m afraid to look directly at her because I dont want to damage my eyeballs. I need a pair of those heavy duty sunglasses that she’s wearing.

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  2. little_miss_perfect | December 19, 2005 at 8:33 am

    That is no way to talk about Nona Mecklenberg. Perverts.

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  3. Jewbacca | December 19, 2005 at 9:47 am

    She looks like she’s been sippin some purple drank. Look at her eyes, whoops cant see em, definetly a codeine and promythazine haze.

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  4. Bill Clinton | December 19, 2005 at 11:13 am

    I am oddly aroused by her. Sex with Michelle would be like sex with another species. Like elf…troll, or hobbit.

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  5. SexualSuspect | December 19, 2005 at 12:15 pm

    I used to have respect for her, until i found out she likes to Hang with the Horseface and Teeth Duff sisters…

    ughhhh

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  6. MrPloppy | December 19, 2005 at 12:26 pm

    I

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  7. andrewthezeppo | December 19, 2005 at 12:58 pm

    I love Michelle, while not her best pick ever I do like that she’s just out doing “something” as opposed to doing anything/anyone like Paris Hilton. I mean she’s not crashing her car, ruining relationships or getting engaged….I support her and her breast eating mole

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  8. drowningfool | December 19, 2005 at 1:14 pm

    Not that anybody cares, but I seriously cannot look at that girl without having psychotic, serial killer-like urges. Every since “Harriet the Spy,” which I saw as a child. In my opinion, one of the hottest actresses out there. Gorgeous, child-like beauty. See what I mean? I normally would never say something as weird and psycho as that!

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  9. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 19, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    Who the hell is Michelle Trachtenberg?
    She must be that chick from Mazzy Star, but she kinda looks like this girl from my art class in 9th grade. Hey Michelle!

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  10. HollyJ | December 19, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    I have no idea who this chick is (that’s happening to me a lot today), but I like her creamy white skin. She’s that pure milky Baroque white.

    I think it’s nice to see someone not dying themselves orange. Her skin looks flawless and smooth.

    Her style, however, sucks the big one.

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  11. nbabomb666 | December 19, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    She is the hot fraternal twin sister from Eurotrip…

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  12. Videomaster | December 19, 2005 at 3:00 pm

    Actually it’s only a shadow. Enlarge the original picture, at 1880 x 2844 you can read the hebrew text on her keychan, the pseudo-nipple is (unfortunelly) a fabric bump. OK, I’m sad about it.

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  13. Leslie | December 19, 2005 at 3:17 pm

    Drowningfool is hilarious, I agree 100% with HollyJ, and I think Videomaster has a little too much time on his hands.

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  14. Nikk The Templar | December 19, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    Aww….I can see Buffy’s little sister’s boob.

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  15. derekd | December 19, 2005 at 4:39 pm

    I’m sorry. But pasty or milky, or whatever the fuck, is not sexy. Oh yeah I had to read the comments to figure out who this chick was. If you were into Buffy seriously you are some kinda of dork man.

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  16. Sheva | December 19, 2005 at 7:50 pm

    Down with pasty face white girls down! Give me Jessica Alba or give me… anything but a pasty faced white girl.

    This girl is related to the Eurotrip cutie. Hard to believe.
    Maybe they should have finished that blood transfusion.

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  17. BadassFred | December 19, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    I have a pasty white face. Yay for pastyness.

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  18. hafaball | December 20, 2005 at 12:04 am

    Are you sure that’s not an Olsen twin? They’re all looking alike more and more nowadays. Maybe she’s some hybrid…hmmm

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  19. HollyJ | December 20, 2005 at 1:33 am

    “Pasty and Proud”

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  20. cap077 | December 20, 2005 at 2:29 am

    no one’s pastiness compares to madonna’s. now that disgusting! at least this girl is decent looking and young.

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  21. April | December 20, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Oh come on….having fair skin is a hell of a lot better than having sun cancer. In a world full of fake tans and girls that have been baking so long they look burnt, Michelle’s porcelain complexion is very pretty. Plus, in 20 years she won’t look like one big wrinkle.

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  22. pinkreflected | December 20, 2005 at 8:31 pm

    April couldnt be more right! speaking as a person that is really fair skinned, PALE IS THE NEW TAN ohhh yeaa

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  23. morgstress | December 21, 2005 at 3:02 am

    Go April and pinkreflected! Oh no, a young starlet who isn’t dyed orange like Jessica Simpson and the like. Jeezus, if I see one more of them… I just want to cry out that in twenty years, they’ll regret it when their skin looks like old saddles and they’re going in for melanoma treatment.

    Pale is hawwwwwttt. Okay, fine, and I’m pasty myself. But skin cancer is nothing to sneeze at. And seriously, what’s wrong with being flesh-colored, as they said on Go Fug Yourself? Since when is that ugly? I remember a time and day when pale chicks were given a chance. Like Winona Ryder. Okay, I’m really dating myself there.

    Admittedly, Green Shirt is quite ugly.

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  24. HOMELESS(TM) | December 21, 2005 at 3:04 am

    who?

    thats equivilent to any High School girl in southern california on a hot summers day.

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  25. Katelyn | November 23, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    I think Michelle is absolutely gorgeous with her pale white skin.
    It’s better than being orange and looking like you are 80 when you’re 30.
    Tans are UGLY.
    Michelle can do whatever she wants, even have her boob pop out of her bra.
    That’s how cool she is.

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  26. Jinxy | June 26, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    that’s not cool at all.she’s got money…why can’t she buy a bra that’ll fit her….jeez or get a freakin boob job…..she could really use one hehe

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