Michelle Rodriguez’s face is…I don’t know

April 24th, 2007 // 57 Comments

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Michelle Rodriguez was spotted on Rodeo Drive leaving a salon looking like this. As if she wasn’t horrifying enough to look at. It’s like she’s trying to scare small children. And aren’t there laws against letting her walk down Rodeo Drive? It’s like letting a wild bull loose in a museum. Or, you know, letting a really really ugly “woman” loose near some expensive stores.



  1. biatcho

    The Crow Part V?

  2. Plastic Sturgeon

    Such an improvement!

  3. Mootiwan

    Insane Clown Whore

  4. BigJim

    Good one, biatcho. I was thinking more along the lines of the albino from DaVinci Code.

  5. Badmofo210

    i bet she was “LOST”

  6. Conky

    Please bring back more pics of Alessandra and less pictures like this. Thanks.

  7. Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude

    necrophelic hotness! Yeah baby!

  8. Superfish

    isnt she on house arrest?

  9. felishous

    who in their right mind…
    lol #1 ..the crow. haha

  10. chaunceygardner

    I’ve always thought she looked like a Claymation creation. This one knocks it out of the fucking park!

  11. biatcho

    BigJim – more like the Albino from Princess Bride – she’s fat just like him.

  12. oh well, house arrest of no house arrest…i’d probably do her. depends on how long she’ll wear that facial shit…but i’d do her

  13. snoopy

    When you get laser hair removal treatments at the doctor they put sunscreen on the area treated. She had her whole face lasered.

  14. The Amos and Andy look is totally chic — it smacks of racial oppression and pigeon shit.

  15. wedge1

    #13 – too bad the laser didn’t penetrate her brain & cook it to a nice golden brown. Then Rosie could eat it with some fava beans & a nice chianti.

    Wishing that she had her eyes covered with the cucumber slices as well. That way she’d not know to get out of the way of whatever bus she would suddently walk in front of. I could just picture her ankle sensor flying through the air as the bus hit her so hard!

  16. veggi

    *chuckle chuckle. No one will recognise me now!*

  17. kelley :D

    i really dont know what to do.

  18. FRIST!!!

    WTC is fava beans??? That’s the second time I’ve heard that!?!

  19. Nooken

    I thought they were test shots of Heath Ledger as the Joker. Man that dude is scarier than I remember.

  20. She just rolled Rosie O’Donnell in flour and ate the wet spot.

  21. Lowlands

    She’s looking quite upset.Did she eat something wrong?

  22. Ted...From LA

    I wonder if she can pretend she is stuck in a box.

  23. Maskatron

    I hear she was on her way to a Norwegian black metal show and to go burn a church or two.

  24. BarbadoSlim

    Oof, now that’s a rough looking trick.

  25. crazyotto

    it’s the new fad…..everyone’s going Kabuki

  26. Clay Sprinkles

    Thanks a lot. Now I’m going to have nightmares.

  27. arden

    She always looks so pissed off.

  28. hotguy

    Witch or fucking Tucan Sam with his literal testicles…She even has the wart on her nose, spewwwwwwww!!! I love her, we can play vid games together or bathe my cat:)

  29. lambman

    don’t fuck with Anna Lucia!

  30. I don’t see what the big deal is.

    This is the best she’s looked….ever.

  31. Jack Sparrow

    In before “Gene Simmons”

  32. greeneyedcat


  33. blueoakleyz

    god what a stupid wetback
    i hate her

  34. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Shoot it thru the head! It wants to eat our brains!!!!

  35. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves

    I don’t what it is about this broad but lookin’ at her gives me the distinct feeling of being in the alley behind a fish market.

  36. NicotineEyePatch

    She can afford expensive Rodeo Drive facials, but she just has no sense of timing. Or she hates relaxing. Or she was two doors down from a Busta Rhymes video shoot and thought she could squeak in as an extra. So many possibilities!

  37. Hecubus

    I do like this dyke but I have to admit I’m afraid of her crawling out of my monitor and giving me the fatal stink eye.

  38. Jimbo

    Great. She tries to go straight just once, and ends up with a pent-up face skeeter with OCD.

  39. .
    I can’t believe that you are asking a LEsbian “Hey, whats that on your face?”
    Sheesh, give her some time to wash the “Rosie” drippings” off

  40. What an ugly bitch, wouldn’t want to be ya..

  41. Who is this bitch..looks like a boxer,,I meant the dog boxer.

  42. DrPhowstus

    @21 — You just cost me $7 in lost breakfast. Thanks.

    She looks like her and 50 of her closest friends should be climbing out of the backseat of a Volkswagon.

  43. dirt chicken

    Bukkake anyone ?

  44. jrzmommy♠

    Aren’t you supposed to wash that shit off? Is she such a guy that she doesn’t know it’s supposed to wash off? Doesn’t she have ONE chick-bone in her body?


    You have got to be joking Right?, Michelle is hot and sexy, very far from being ugly, sounds like someone is jealous

  46. Mandy

    I think she is really pretty and I think that she is a lot more REAL than a lot of these celebs like Lohan, Hilton, & Britney.

    I think she doesn’t give a rat’s ass and that’s pretty cool!

  47. tits_on_snack

    Whatever, I’d go gay for her. But I wouldn’t eat her muff. I’d just make her parade around in her underwear with an M24 slung across her back.

  48. whitegold

    Seriously? WTF?! When you have shit like that all over your face, don’t go outside! Wait until you’re done whatever treatment you’re having done, wash the crap off, and then wander the streets.

  49. p0nk

    one of the olsen triplets, separated at birth.

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