In the shocker of all shockers, Michelle Rodriguez admits to using steroids, claiming they were responsible for her recent drunk driving and bad behavior. She claimed in court that she had been taking steroid injections twice a month to treat allergies she developed upon arriving in Hawaii and that the injections made her “manic.”
“I personally am thankful that I was stopped because of the fact that I didn’t acknowledge my own behaviour and how sporadic it was until all hell broke loose in my life.” While in court, Rodriguez also asked the judge to take into consideration that she only got her driver’s license seven years ago, so she could do a “car racing movie” and that “all of my driving experience started and was acquired from a car racing school”. The actress claims she’s “lost everything” because of her drunken driving arrest and had to sell her house and car to help pay for legal costs. When asked why she chose jail time over 240 hours of community service, she said, “I kind of have to go back to my life, go back to making some money. This sort of gave me a hard hit.”
It makes perfect sense that Michelle Rodriguez would take steroids to treat her allergies. I usually just pop a Claritin, but shoving a needle into my ass and injecting harmful chemicals directly into my bloodstream just makes so much more sense. Although I’m bit confused as to why she had to sell her car and house to pay for a lawyer. Are they paying her in fish or something? She’s an actress, not a damn dish washer at the local IHOP.
She probably makes about $30K a week on that show give or take a bit – it’s got a big cast, but she is sort of a “name”, so it all balances out.
Feel sorry for whoever does her makeup on the show, though. Covering up all the backne can’t be pleasant.
I do believe we’ve found someone for Naomi Campbell to fight, though.
I would totally have lesbian sex with her.
mamacita were you the fat cow I ran over the other day then..that explains a lot
oh and tcltc
@103
Well, your brilliant response just completely proved my case about you hufffing gas.
P.S. Your mom told me that she’s really pissed off about you hitting her with the car that day.
@104
like oh my god you’re response was just too cool I wish i could write witty comebacks like that..
you’re dad wanted me to penetrate his rectum with your toothbrush..what are your thoughts on that einstein
and remember tcltc kinda like you’re dad
@105
“I wish i could write witty comebacks like that..”
Yes, I know. Just keep wishing. I’ll give you a little hint, though. It’ll never happen as long as you keep using the wrong pronouns.
Well uh… she’s out now… that was quick.
@106
wow you’re thick..my sarcasm should have slapped you 4 ways from sunday..
But if you want to fantasize about me idolizing you go ahead, it’s only fair that you should have a reason to breathe
and don’t forget tcltc
@108
OH my goodness!!! Were you being sarcastic? Well, I never!!! I wouldn’t have ever known that you were being sarcastic, what with the comment about penetrating my dad’s rectum with a toothbrush. I give up. You’re just too stupid.
aw friends now :)