Michelle Rodriguez released after serving 10% of sentence

January 10th, 2008 // 57 Comments

The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department released Lost star Michelle Rodriguez after she served 18 days of her 180 day sentence for DUI. The Sheriff has made similar decisions to release inmates early in the cases of Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and others. However, the judge was adamant he wanted Michelle to serve her full sentence and is furious with the Sheriff, according to TMZ:

Law enforcement sources say the Sheriff felt he had to treat Rodriguez the way he treats every other female inmate. Because of severe overcrowding, the standard is to release everyone after they serve 10% of their time. Even though the judge drew the line in the sand and demanded the full nine yards, the Sheriff felt equality was more important.

Meanwhile, poor Kiefer Sutherland is trying to convince the guards he has a vagina. So far, no dice. It’s a documented fact that Jack Bauer pees pure freedom into the face of terrorists. And he does it standing up. I’m pretty sure that’s in the Bible.

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  1. 123

    AAAAHHHHH

  2. Big Foots

    Is this thing on?

  3. -
    From what I can see, that is a beautiful dress she is wearing…she definitely got sewn into it. And you gals can enjoy more on http://www.PinkMingle.com.

  4. Joe Melnick

    Wow, remind me to go on my crime spree in LA, where you only do 10% of the time. That is fucking unreal.

  5. Gerald_Tarrant

    It was either release her or she would escape by eating her way out. Ahahahahahahaha. Damn I’m funny this morning. Where the fuck is my coffee.

  6. JRZ

    Oh, well, Michelle….guess it’s back to getting dates the old-fashion way

  7. Snarf

    Look at that fucking smirk…

    MUSTACHEO!

  8. Jack Bauer needs boobs

    Fish nailed it …re: Keifer

  9. Zim

    She’s licked this problem.

  10. I know stuff

    @10- TROLL! You’re such a fucking loser dude.

  11. veggi

    “Meanwhile, poor Kiefer Sutherland is trying to convince the guards he has a vagina. So far, no dice.”

    Ditto re: Michael. I mean, “Michelle”.

  12. I know lots of things

    well, numbers fucked up….. 11- veggi- troll.

  13. The Office Whore

    If Jack had a vagina, I’d completely be ok with being gay.

  14. Scottl

    Michelle photographs well

  15. Andrew

    I’ve got to break with everybody on this one. I think she’s hot. If you’re a guy, you’d have to rape her, and she’ll fight like a guy. But if you succeed, it’ll be the best sex of your life and she’ll be converted to hetero. So it’s what God wants, too.

  16. Bubbles

    Too bad, fucking alcoholic dom/pr dingbat. She had a chance. She’s got shops you know. BUT, as they say in the barrio “people jsut don’t know how to ack.” (act)

  17. i miss krazyhotkelly

    @15- Rape? Wow, you sure are a funny one. Here’s one for ya. I hope your pinky sized penis gets stuck in a meat grinder..

  18. Bubbles

    Too bad, fucking alcoholic dom/pr dingbat. She had a chance. She’s got chops you know. BUT, as they say in the barrio “people jsut don’t know how to ack.” (act)

  19. I don’t have a clue…………….Bubbles??????

  20. Ted from LA

    Does she realize this is a mug shot and not a model shoot? Apparently they are all LOST because they’re drunker than 30 Irishmen on a coalminers check.

  21. Andrew

    @17 – there’s nothing wrong with rape if it’s a lesbian. They’re obviously confused and have no idea what they really want, so it’s necessary at times to relieve them of choice, not unlike when Britney was put into 4-point restraints. It’s for their own good, ultimately.

  22. Bubbles

    TT – so my ultiple pseudonyms are working. I’m a big Gal and I’m not DEEP

  23. The Office Whore

    22- too easy! SV

    21- deranged.

  24. I know now…………….duh……………

    I like Bubbles better…………..sounds like a stripper’s name and you know I’d like to see you strip for me.

    Lapdance????????

  25. Shallow Val

    25 – D. Richards – I’ve missed your sick commentaries. I hope that bitch that was harrassing you burns in a hell of paperwork

  26. D. Richards (Emasculate.)

    Who is this bitch and why should I care?.. ‘Rodriguez’, I knew a Rodriguez back when I ran my mother’s daycare.

    Rodriguez — we all called her ‘Tammy’ — she had such a tight little behind. I just loved to bury my face between her soft little buttcheeks. I think she was six or seven, with long dark hair, and green eyes. Stunning.

    I used her for a while, then entombed her underneath my kitchen floor.

  27. Bubbles

    24 – Yeah, I like that name better…it suit’s my personality. Round, light, full of air and transparent…you know. Boop boop be doop

  28. Bubbles

    24 – Yeah, I like that name better…it suit’s my personality. Round, light, full of air and transparent…you know. Boop boop be doop

    23 – Hahahaha I love that you are paying attention. If you didn’t already have that cool name, I would have taken it.

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  30. Shallow Val

    Jessica, if you were here, I’d SO kick your ass for being such a dork.

  31. Lothario

    Hey Dick Richards, I read your comment back at Dr. Phils place and yes, you are our Immortal Beloved, dahling.

    (holding up both hands with index and pinkies extended) YOU ROCK!

  32. Gerald_Tarrant

    Bubbles – Even I figured it out and I barely pay attention to names.

  33. Chauncey Gardner

    I never thought this bitch was hot, even before it turned out she was a fucking rugmuncher. I think it might be her asymetrical Claymation chupacrabra face.

  34. Chauncey Gardner

    asymmetrical

  35. D. Richards

    #31. Lothario. Why (..) thank you.

  36. bUBBLES

    Yeah, the obvious gene was handed out to me in spades.

  37. Lothario

    35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)

  38. Lothario

    35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)

  39. Lothario

    35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)

  40. Laura

    Bitch. So happy she is famous and doesn’t have to pay the price like “real “people….

  41. p0nk

    “the Sheriff felt he had to treat Rodriguez the way he treats every other female inmate.”
    sheriff must go home with blue balls every night.

  42. me

    She’s not bad looking but she’s too spiclike.

  43. CS

    Dammit. She scares me. Back to the coloset I go.

  44. FromOutOfNoWhere

    She’s Hot dammit;

  45. PH7

    She’s ugly and pretty at the same time…

  46. amily2008

    It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on interracialmatch.com/photo/video3 may fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it…

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  48. Nathiest

    w00t!!! Hell yeah!!! 10 days off for every day served? That rox!

    You go babe!!!

  49. Duh

    when is this chick NOT in trouble with the law. i forgot what she was even an actress in. and DON’T say Lost.

  50. Danklin

    This isnt news. Its no surprise that celebrities get special treatment and this is no exception. I’m tempted to move to California just to get thrown in jail and see how long my sentence will be before they throw my ass out because of “overcrowding” It wouldnt happen.

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