The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department released Lost star Michelle Rodriguez after she served 18 days of her 180 day sentence for DUI. The Sheriff has made similar decisions to release inmates early in the cases of Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and others. However, the judge was adamant he wanted Michelle to serve her full sentence and is furious with the Sheriff, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources say the Sheriff felt he had to treat Rodriguez the way he treats every other female inmate. Because of severe overcrowding, the standard is to release everyone after they serve 10% of their time. Even though the judge drew the line in the sand and demanded the full nine yards, the Sheriff felt equality was more important.
Meanwhile, poor Kiefer Sutherland is trying to convince the guards he has a vagina. So far, no dice. It’s a documented fact that Jack Bauer pees pure freedom into the face of terrorists. And he does it standing up. I’m pretty sure that’s in the Bible.
123 | January 10, 2008 at 11:10 am
AAAAHHHHH
Big Foots | January 10, 2008 at 11:10 am
Is this thing on?
pinkdate | January 10, 2008 at 11:14 am
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From what I can see, that is a beautiful dress she is wearing…she definitely got sewn into it. And you gals can enjoy more on http://www.PinkMingle.com.
Joe Melnick | January 10, 2008 at 11:16 am
Wow, remind me to go on my crime spree in LA, where you only do 10% of the time. That is fucking unreal.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 10, 2008 at 11:16 am
It was either release her or she would escape by eating her way out. Ahahahahahahaha. Damn I’m funny this morning. Where the fuck is my coffee.
JRZ | January 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
Oh, well, Michelle….guess it’s back to getting dates the old-fashion way
Snarf | January 10, 2008 at 11:17 am
Look at that fucking smirk…
MUSTACHEO!
Jack Bauer needs boobs | January 10, 2008 at 11:20 am
Fish nailed it …re: Keifer
Zim | January 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
She’s licked this problem.
I know stuff | January 10, 2008 at 11:28 am
@10- TROLL! You’re such a fucking loser dude.
veggi | January 10, 2008 at 11:28 am
“Meanwhile, poor Kiefer Sutherland is trying to convince the guards he has a vagina. So far, no dice.”
Ditto re: Michael. I mean, “Michelle”.
I know lots of things | January 10, 2008 at 11:29 am
well, numbers fucked up….. 11- veggi- troll.
The Office Whore | January 10, 2008 at 11:30 am
If Jack had a vagina, I’d completely be ok with being gay.
Scottl | January 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
Michelle photographs well
Andrew | January 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
I’ve got to break with everybody on this one. I think she’s hot. If you’re a guy, you’d have to rape her, and she’ll fight like a guy. But if you succeed, it’ll be the best sex of your life and she’ll be converted to hetero. So it’s what God wants, too.
Bubbles | January 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
Too bad, fucking alcoholic dom/pr dingbat. She had a chance. She’s got shops you know. BUT, as they say in the barrio “people jsut don’t know how to ack.” (act)
i miss krazyhotkelly | January 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
@15- Rape? Wow, you sure are a funny one. Here’s one for ya. I hope your pinky sized penis gets stuck in a meat grinder..
Bubbles | January 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
Too bad, fucking alcoholic dom/pr dingbat. She had a chance. She’s got chops you know. BUT, as they say in the barrio “people jsut don’t know how to ack.” (act)
Texas Tranny | January 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
I don’t have a clue…………….Bubbles??????
Ted from LA | January 10, 2008 at 11:36 am
Does she realize this is a mug shot and not a model shoot? Apparently they are all LOST because they’re drunker than 30 Irishmen on a coalminers check.
Andrew | January 10, 2008 at 11:43 am
@17 – there’s nothing wrong with rape if it’s a lesbian. They’re obviously confused and have no idea what they really want, so it’s necessary at times to relieve them of choice, not unlike when Britney was put into 4-point restraints. It’s for their own good, ultimately.
Bubbles | January 10, 2008 at 11:43 am
TT – so my ultiple pseudonyms are working. I’m a big Gal and I’m not DEEP
The Office Whore | January 10, 2008 at 11:45 am
22- too easy! SV
21- deranged.
Texas Tranny | January 10, 2008 at 11:46 am
I know now…………….duh……………
I like Bubbles better…………..sounds like a stripper’s name and you know I’d like to see you strip for me.
Lapdance????????
Shallow Val | January 10, 2008 at 12:05 pm
25 – D. Richards – I’ve missed your sick commentaries. I hope that bitch that was harrassing you burns in a hell of paperwork
D. Richards (Emasculate.) | January 10, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Who is this bitch and why should I care?.. ‘Rodriguez’, I knew a Rodriguez back when I ran my mother’s daycare.
Rodriguez — we all called her ‘Tammy’ — she had such a tight little behind. I just loved to bury my face between her soft little buttcheeks. I think she was six or seven, with long dark hair, and green eyes. Stunning.
I used her for a while, then entombed her underneath my kitchen floor.
Bubbles | January 10, 2008 at 12:05 pm
24 – Yeah, I like that name better…it suit’s my personality. Round, light, full of air and transparent…you know. Boop boop be doop
Bubbles | January 10, 2008 at 12:06 pm
24 – Yeah, I like that name better…it suit’s my personality. Round, light, full of air and transparent…you know. Boop boop be doop
23 – Hahahaha I love that you are paying attention. If you didn’t already have that cool name, I would have taken it.
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Shallow Val | January 10, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Jessica, if you were here, I’d SO kick your ass for being such a dork.
Lothario | January 10, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hey Dick Richards, I read your comment back at Dr. Phils place and yes, you are our Immortal Beloved, dahling.
(holding up both hands with index and pinkies extended) YOU ROCK!
Gerald_Tarrant | January 10, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Bubbles – Even I figured it out and I barely pay attention to names.
Chauncey Gardner | January 10, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I never thought this bitch was hot, even before it turned out she was a fucking rugmuncher. I think it might be her asymetrical Claymation chupacrabra face.
Chauncey Gardner | January 10, 2008 at 12:38 pm
asymmetrical
D. Richards | January 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm
#31. Lothario. Why (..) thank you.
bUBBLES | January 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Yeah, the obvious gene was handed out to me in spades.
Lothario | January 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm
35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)
Lothario | January 10, 2008 at 12:54 pm
35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)
Lothario | January 10, 2008 at 12:55 pm
35 ur wekkum! In spades (haha)
Laura | January 10, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Bitch. So happy she is famous and doesn’t have to pay the price like “real “people….
p0nk | January 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“the Sheriff felt he had to treat Rodriguez the way he treats every other female inmate.”
sheriff must go home with blue balls every night.
me | January 10, 2008 at 1:47 pm
She’s not bad looking but she’s too spiclike.
CS | January 10, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Dammit. She scares me. Back to the coloset I go.
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm
She’s Hot dammit;
PH7 | January 10, 2008 at 4:01 pm
She’s ugly and pretty at the same time…
amily2008 | January 10, 2008 at 6:27 pm
It was said this guy just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on interracialmatch.com/photo/video3 may fans show so much interesting to him there? i may go to check it…
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Nathiest | January 10, 2008 at 7:44 pm
w00t!!! Hell yeah!!! 10 days off for every day served? That rox!
You go babe!!!
Duh | January 10, 2008 at 9:46 pm
when is this chick NOT in trouble with the law. i forgot what she was even an actress in. and DON’T say Lost.
Danklin | January 10, 2008 at 10:08 pm
This isnt news. Its no surprise that celebrities get special treatment and this is no exception. I’m tempted to move to California just to get thrown in jail and see how long my sentence will be before they throw my ass out because of “overcrowding” It wouldnt happen.