Michelle Rodriguez puts on a bikini

August 20th, 2007 // 88 Comments
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I’m sure somebody somewhere is interested in shots of Michelle Rodriguez in her bikini, I just sort of assumed they were too busy sitting alone in their bedroom hitting their balls with a hammer and sobbing. Although honestly she doesn’t even look that terrible here. It probably helps that I was expecting her entire body to be covered in hair. You know, like Big Foot, but with an uglier face.

Photos: Splash

  1. RichPort

    I paid nearly 300 pesos for a chick that looked just like her in Tiajuana.

  2. Kamiki

    She actually looks beautiful, Go girl!

  3. I think she looks great – I like her look. Heckuva lot better than Kimberly Stewart. My eyes are still burning from those pics.

  4. Hecubus

    So she’s a little butch. She’s still closer to the male fantasy lesbian than most real life lesbians. I’d certainly be happy to be the ‘right guy’ she just hasn’t found yet..

  5. Aphrohdite

    She does look great! NOT too thin not too FAT, just right.

  6. Raquel

    WTF is wrong with you…she looks GREAT. Fucking SEXY as FUCK

  7. @38 Biel is superior to this guy any day of the week.

    Michelle looks like she flosses with piano wire.

  8. TR

    God she’s fucking repulsive. Maybe Im jealous cause she has a bigger dick than me but she’s really nasty. Please stop with her photos.

  9. Tiffany

    #36: the problem isn’t that she likes the pussy – its that she’s just really fucking ugly.

  10. Mr. Manners

    She’s hot. You guys are fags.

  11. Who the fuck is she?

  12. leave her alone, i’d rather read about you insulting bleach blonde pieces of extremely wealthy shit.

  13. Wonder if she has a green card?
    All the more reason to finish the fence…
    The dog can stay.

  14. td

    That’s a man, baby.

  15. I’d actually consider letting her plug me before I plug her. Nice pics!

    Almost got the camel shot…

  16. cath

    she´s gross and makes me wanna puke. ewwww

  17. lick the headlines

    …yes, #62. Yes. Michelle’s much more beautiful and talented than half the little shits that plaster these pages.

  18. nagger please

    I think she’s hot..

  19. Aurélie & Sylvain du 29

    you suck…i like Michelle Rodriguez, she’s a good actress. and she’s much prettier that all that fuckin’ bitches we can see on gossips (exept Jessica Alba of course)

  20. clamum

    Smoking body. I’d hit it… repeatedly.

  21. Tony Monatana

    That woman is HOT.

  22. fortnight

    “cute” in a teenage-boy kind of way, with man-style broad shoulders, but the rest of the body is apparently feminine — interesting variation of lesbian — probably abused as a child, etc.

    please no more photos of this person.

    thank you.

  23. latina

    DAMM MAN!!

    PEDEJOS…<– meaning FUCKHEADS!!

    SHE HOT SHE LATINA!!!

    She just a bit Butch and who gives if she lesbian she still HOT!!

    Betta than all those BLONDES WITH NO COLOR!! DULL AND BORING ALL LOOKIN THE SAME!! SKINNY BODS!!!

    ANYWAZY IAM OUT!!! RODRIGUEZ REPRESENT US LATINAZZ!!!

  24. cutie with a booty!

  25. pauline

    what´s the matter with you people ?? she´s ust a regular woman, she doesn´t look like a man and she´s not ugly . I would like to see a picture of any of you loosers to compare it with hers. I bet you´re just a bunch of fat bastards that don´t have anything better to do except to critizice people, who you secretly envy, because they have money and wealth

    See yaaaa loosers

  26. I see you

    I have a special computer that lets me see everyone who is tapping away at their computer as they post here. Interestingly enough, everyone who has said something negative about lovely Michelle is actually rather unnattractive themselves. On a scale of beauty they would rank WELL below Ms Rodriguez. Thought I would share that with you.

  27. stfu

    my male fantasy lesbian is one in a dumpster.

  28. Kat

    Fuck you, I don’t have balls.

    I’m hitting my ovaries.

  29. eric

    THANK GOD FOR Latinas lol I for one Thinks shes sexy and shes more down to earth i wouldentminde gettting to know her but always thought she was sort of sexy but sort of cought me off guard when she played in that Zombie movie resident Evil the first one well anyways peace

  30. montana mike

    is she gay? who cares. she is smoking hot, also a pretty good actress. i would do her in a heartbeat, and you say she’s agressive–
    SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

  31. Robby

    hahaha! i remember talking to my cousin’s co-worker about her before:

    Paco: yo, i saw michelle rodriguez yesterday.
    Robby: really? doing what?
    Paco: buying bread.
    Robby: what kind of bread?
    Nikki: what do you mean what kind of bread? bread is bread.
    Paco: *laughs* she bought star bread.*joking*

    might not make sense, but some weird people out there might get it.

  32. sass

    She’s beautiful. And healthy looking. Its nice to see a coloured woman who has a real tan. She’s curvy. Not like a straight pale stick. She’s got shoulders. Not pins for shoulders and she has creamy soft skin. I’d hate to see pamela anderson and kristen dunst without a tan. theyre SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOO ugly. Ughhhhhhhh amy winehouse. Have you seen that skinny bitch’s pictures.

  33. jetta

    :D umm Can I say this i want to be your girl :D
    BEery cute :)

  34. cococo

    jajaja ke wea i que ocho cuerthos la seline dion e ma fea y negra jajajajaa las negras son mariconas i weonas i feas uajajaj ¿ y ke wea?

  35. cul8rz

    #27 that was some funny shit……She’s pretty u r just jealous!!!

  36. Heather

    I think she looks great :)

  37. wix

    woof woof!

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