I’m sure somebody somewhere is interested in shots of Michelle Rodriguez in her bikini, I just sort of assumed they were too busy sitting alone in their bedroom hitting their balls with a hammer and sobbing. Although honestly she doesn’t even look that terrible here. It probably helps that I was expecting her entire body to be covered in hair. You know, like Big Foot, but with an uglier face.
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lambman | August 20, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Anna Lucia is back!
ox | August 20, 2007 at 12:00 pm
she looks different in girlfight
Madea | August 20, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Like we want to see that thing
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Michelle probably just popped the tennis ball in the dog’s mouth out of her twat. She probably goes down on her doggie too.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Now I’ve got a bulge in my pretty panties.
Misty | August 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm
She’s such a man
Queenbuzz | August 20, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Hey Sawyer hit it…it can’t be all bad
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm
People say I look like her, those people are now dead and burning.
Bite Me! | August 20, 2007 at 12:15 pm
veggi’s trying to write a comment with one hand down her pants while thinking “finally they posted pictures of a real hottie!”
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 12:16 pm
hey guys lay off at least she’s Mena Suvari
Shallow Val | August 20, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Wow, I looked like that 6 years ago….what happened? Oh yeah, I moved to Jersey.
(picks up track shoes and heads to Bally’s)
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I meant at least she’s not, I’m gonna go impale myself now.
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Why? As if she’s a girl.
p0nk | August 20, 2007 at 12:19 pm
She’s got a good body, she’s lesbian, and she’s ferociously aggressive. My favorite kind of rape.
Fister44 | August 20, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I heard she likes to be fisted.
Boba Fett | August 20, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I wouldn’t mind poking her in the pooper.
veggi | August 20, 2007 at 12:22 pm
9 = pirate hooker whore face retard. That’s all for now.
p0nk | August 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm
#14 when i don’t have anything funny to say, i use other people’s names too.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#14……She can ravage my asshole with her strap-on, anytime.
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 12:27 pm
so #18 I guess we’ve never seen your real name.
Methane Luv | August 20, 2007 at 12:30 pm
She expressed her affection for “Sawyer” by saying she wanted to pin him down and fart in his face. Now that’s sexy! Although I suppose we should check with Jimbo, maybe it’s some type of Steamer foreplay.
Crap Tonight | August 20, 2007 at 12:36 pm
She does seem to be wearing some form of man type underpant -why is that?
p0nk | August 20, 2007 at 12:38 pm
#20 see, now that was even funny. too bad you trolled jrz instead of owning up to that one.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 12:41 pm
#22, they’re called boy-leg or boy-shorts.
It’s ok for a chick to wear them, but everyone gets upset when I wear panties.
Moonchild | August 20, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Never heard of her.
big | August 20, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Bring it on over and I will take care of it. i love Spanish food.
How To Pass a Drug Test | August 20, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Looks pretty good. Thank God you didn’t post pics of Rose O’Donut.
Infonistacrat! | August 20, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Nothing wrong with that at all. Though, honestly, I have no clue who this person is, or why I would be even slightly interested.
Doomhammer | August 20, 2007 at 1:08 pm
You’d think there would at least be a camel toe from those bottoms, and nothing. Its official, she doesnt have a pussy.
JM | August 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I think she looks alright. Her coat is shiny and she seems healthy. I don’t know about that giant fucking sasquatch behind her though, she should probably try to get away from that thing. It looks hungry.
VODOO | August 20, 2007 at 1:15 pm
She looks good. She looks HEALTHY.
You Go GIRL!!!
xloxlox | August 20, 2007 at 1:18 pm
MORE PIC AND MORE STORIES PLEASE SUPERFISH
Do you hear me?!!!!!!!!!!!!
More
More
MORE
C’mon. You do a good job. BUT not enough. We NEED more.
MORE
MORE
MORE MORE MORE
Thanks.
Rosie O | August 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm
She has no cameltoe because she cheats a lot and her girlfriend had to glue her pussylips together. It’s a desperate measure but sometimes you have to do it. That, and hide the doubleheaded dildo in the sandbox at the preschool playground.
Sawyer | August 20, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I miss you girl.
I am LOST without you.
FromOutOfNoWhere | August 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm
what bikini? All I see are shorts. Fish you slipping.
By the way, didn’t she give birth to a kid. which means she had to spread’em for a dude, unless she was artificially impregnated.
Doomhammer | August 20, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Cant beleive you guys are hating on her because she likes the pussy. Dont you know that pussy is what makes the sun shine?
Mike | August 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm
#36, minor correction. It is pussy juice that makes the sun shine, or at least I think, because it makes my dick shine after fucking a pussy.
lambman | August 20, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Wow people are being so harsh. Her body is more feminine that Jessica Biel’s, just she has an uglier face
wedgeone | August 20, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Both wrong. It’s anal tearing that makes the sun shine. A nice crimson glow, like at sunset. Very romantic. Color of love.
woodhorse | August 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm
She hasn’t forgotten her roots: she has the whole cholla thing going on with the sarong strapped well below the underwear and then said garment falls off and she has to retie it (again, below underwear). This is commonplace in the barrio. This is not a complaint – I fall in love at least twice every time I go to Mexico…..
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Boring underwear, Ya’ll know I’ve got prettier panties on.
Commonsense | August 20, 2007 at 1:59 pm
whats with the hairy bigfoot remark ? she’s always had a hot bod.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Woodhorse, are you still confused?
whatever | August 20, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Ugh You people suck ! you say Michelle is ugly ? whatever
woodhorse | August 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
43: it waxes and wanes, therapy is always welcome (live and learn!)
hamilton | August 20, 2007 at 2:39 pm
she does have a camel toe because there is too much hair down there to create one, you can see the darkness of her pubs
mtnbiker | August 20, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Gotta go wash the eyes, started to think I was seeing some camel there…lol
antonio fiuza | August 20, 2007 at 2:52 pm
ahahahahah
Meisterburger | August 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I don’t care if she is a carpet licker, she’s dang hot. Heck, that even makes her more hot!
jakeboy | August 20, 2007 at 3:48 pm
damn all the insecure female losers on this site
make hotties like her cover their sweet a*s when they be rocking on the beach
:(