Michelle Rodriguez showed up to Marc Jacobs’ fashion show during New York’s fashion week yesterday wearing a black band around her ankle that monitors alcohol intake. The court ordered her to wear it for 90 days after she was arrested for a DUI last year and she has 20 more days to go.
Somebody should also let her know she’s wearing a shower curtain for a dress. Unless that was a conscious decision to distract from her anklet. Although considering it’s Michelle Rodriguez I’m just amazed she didn’t show up dressed as a lumberjack.
NOTE: I’ve gotten some emails so I’m gonna clarify that the anklet wasn’t put on as a joke. It’s a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor to be worn 24 hours a day. It has a small pump inside which scoops up a trace amount of perspiration vapor from the ankle every half-hour and records the alcohol level. Once a day the offender has to connect the device and transfer the data online to the court.
after seeing the main pic now i know what Tony Soprano would look like as a cross-dresser (after losing just a few pounds)
and as stated already, being monitored because you endangered the lives of others (who cares if this asshole died who the fuck is she) is not “1984″ it is a welcome means of preventing spoiled shitheads from getting away with more and more
in other words, fuck you Mich-whoever-the-fuck-you-are bitch
#77 – OMG! That skit actually entered into a conversation I had with someone last week. Harvey Korman at the bottom of the stairs LOSING HIS MIND LAUGHING! Good times.
Long before the term “troll” was applied to an unwanted undesirable person ruining a chat with incessant noise about nothing.
#76 – “moist like a duncan hines cake” … ROTFL! What flavor cake would she be?
I don’t get it. Why does she try to ruin her career all the time?
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976899747
In the first photo she either just burped, she’s trying hard to keep her boobies in, or she’s picking her undies out of her butt.
I like her. She seems fun and non-hollywood-bimbo. I dig that everybody hates her too, because that means I can have her crazy lesbianic hairy-armpit-licking drunken ass all to myself.
#105 Oh yeah, fill her up with Mad Dog 40/40 and she’s fun and a half.
“ORWELL”!!?!
As if this stupid bitch has a clue what living under a totalitarian regime would be like.
“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever.” – George Orwell
Can we start with her face?
Those Brian Green comments had me crying…that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read on here.
She looks terrible and uncomfortable. In the first picture, the woman beside her looks like she is thinking “What the hell is that girl wearing?
umm. i du….uhhh…ya she uh……it….i just….I have nothing to say. partly because this needs no words, partly because there are too many things to say, partly because she kinda scares me.
Wow… now watch everybody getting put on house arrest just to receive one of these new fashionable bands.
Why don’t we take a poll and request one of these things on Britney Spears? Maybe then the dress length will start to grow and she won’t be out as often.
ha ha…that’s funny