Michelle Rodriguez pleaded guilty yesterday to driving under the influence and opted for five days of jail time rather than 240 hours of community service. She been ordered to return to court later today where she’ill be taken into custody and transported to a women’s facility in Oahu.
It makes sense she would choose jail over community service since she always looks like she just got ouf of prison anyway. You can’t look the way she looks and not enjoy the lesbian prison sex. Science won’t allow it.
I dunno about the rest of you, but I almost poked my eye out looking at those pointy bee stings of hers.
Where’s the charge of Felonious Bad Acting? Or how about Maliciously Ruining a TV show? I guess that’s all the same charge.
I sometimes wish I was a woman so I could have steamy prison sex with this hottie. I have a thing for beaners….er wetbacks….shit, what was the pc term again? She’s smart to take 5 days of hot buttered labia, rather than pick up garbage 8 hours a day for 30 days. Or would they make her pick crops, due to genetic superiority in that area?
And to think, that at this precise moment, as Michelle enters D-block, homegirls Kina, Elikapeka and Shawanda are looking on, approvingly, as they oil up and slather themselves with bacon grease they stole from the kitchen.
240 hours of community service? Wow….I’d have to go sit in jail for 5 days too. That 5 days will probably end up being 2 or 3 days.
this girl gets on my nerves. she’s a tub.
Who’s this girl again?
Chick from LOST and that movie with Vin diesel where they race cars, Furiously Fast, Fast and Furious, whatever.
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5 days will go quickly and she’ll ask for an extension.
Or she’ll go back out and get a fourth DUI so she can get more comfortable with her new bitches.
#60
oh yeah… well I’d still sentence her to L.A. County… Toughen that be-atche up a bit…
Aw she’s so cute..barf
almost first man this is though shit
she’s hot.
Call me crazy but I’m a fan.
She’s like the negative of Reese Witherspoon. She (like Reeses) made one good independent film then followed it up with a bunch of shitty films/TV. Difference is Reese got an oscar and Michelle gets jail time.
She’s not Mexican. She’s of Puerto Rican and Dominican descent. And no it’s not the same thing.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735442/bio
#50
Sharp bee stingers not fun. However, appears might alternatively be puffy sand dollars in a pointy bra to couteract aboriginal sag. That is, appears to be an aureola break, about halfway down that right boob. If so, tasty Yager-flavored handfuls. Caveat:holding her hair when she vomits.
#67
Um, my gardener who is a Mexican says it is too the same thing, so there…
Michelle can come to my house, make me some tacos & burritos, fetch me a beer and later on pleasure me in a way that wouldn’t be proper to mention here!
After that she could clean my bathroom.
#69
I don’t believe your gardener. I don’t believe you have a gardener.
#70
Well, I do his name is Speedy Gonzales…