Michelle Rodriguez gets 180 days in jail

October 11th, 2007 // 56 Comments
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Former Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to 180 days in jail for violating her probation and falsifying community service documents. Reuters reports:

A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge ordered the former “Lost” actress to jail after she admitted failing to complete community service obligations contrary to a signed document stating otherwise, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said. She must start her term by Christmas Eve.
Rodriguez, 29, was also found to have consumed alcohol on at least three occasions while wearing a monitoring bracelet around her ankle, in violation of a probation requirement she refrain from drinking for 90 days, Mateljan said.

Michelle Rodriguez is a drinking machine. When it comes to alcohol, she makes Lindsay Lohan look like a nun. I guarantee Michelle will snap at least three guards’ necks, jump out a third story window and crash the prison laundry truck into a bar. Then she’ll guzzle her own weight in whiskey. Now that’s how you have a drinking problem. None of that princess fu-fu cocktail bullshit for Michelle Rodriguez. Wow, it’s almost like she’s a female version of, well, me. At long last we’ve found each other, soulmate!

UPDATE: So I met Michelle at a bar and when I failed to chug a bottle of rum in 30 seconds she threw a barstool at my nuts and questioned my sexuality. Is it wrong to be turned on by that?

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  1. am-marie

    Michelle Rodriguez = AA Failure.

  2. t

    2nd only to myself

  3. Stock Breaker

    she’s a tough girl I think she can handle it

  4. BIG

    Serves her right

  5. freakwad

    hahahahaha she’s so hardcore.

  6. Lesbian

    AT least she will have plenty of girlfriends to choose from

  7. Zara

    Haha what a fucktard! She must have known she would get caught – she just wanted to get back to her bitches in prison!

  8. LL

    I’m still amazed that any rich, famous people need to drink excessively. I know money doesn’t solve all problems, but damn, people, get your shit together. If you think fame and money are difficult to handle, try being poor and having no one give a shit about you, much less follow you around and take your picture.

  9. veggi

    hmm. She looks like she just snorted a big ol’ line in that picture. All big smile coke smile jard smile.

  10. Zara

    haha #11 couldn’t have said it better myself!

  11. yukadoozer

    She probably opens beer bottles with those teeth.
    This is one lame-ass day so far.

  12. veggi

    I can totally open a beer bottle with my teeth. just sayin. What? alcoholic? maybe. talented? of couse. redneck? fo so yo.

  13. lux

    At least she won’t cry about having to go to jail.

  14. Realist

    Queen of the prison. She’s bound to make a few women her bitches while in there. Maybe kill someone.

  15. freakwad

    look at the hickey. white trash beautiful!

  16. ack

    that’s a man, baby

  17. Fumus

    She looks good, and by good I mean the opposite…cuz it’s opposite day.

  18. jrzmommy

    This ought to be like a fat kid in a candy store…………….

  19. veggi

    She’d make me turn lesbian for her. Wait, I already am…ok, she’d make me bend over lesbian for her.

  20. Hecubus

    I have to admit I quite like her. She’s a reeeeal dyke not just an attention hungry straight bitch and she’s a reeeeal drunk not just a spoiled rich bitch who can’t take her cocktails. It’s rare to see a ‘celebrity’ that’s real in any way.

  21. veggi

    22- hmmm. here we go again, huh. seriously dude. it isn’t very funny. you’re an assclown.

  22. I would wrap her legs around my face and use her like a feed bag.

  23. veggi

    When did it ever matter what you think?

  24. Ooba Gooba

    I love this one. This skank thought she was untouchable…..guess she found out different.

  25. theShizaan

    that bitch’s grill is on steroids.

  26. justplainconfused

    I have this dream that while this “woman” is in jail, Britney gets convicted for her hit and run and ends up as Michelle’s cell mate. I’m not sure if Brit would end up as Michelle’s bitch, or if Michelle would simply decide to stick a shiv in her about 80 times. Either way, it would be entertaining.

  27. I LIKE HER. SHE WAS GOOD ON LOST, WHICH I AM TOTALLY OBSSESSED WITH.

  28. Geoff

    WOW! A drunken hispanic falsifying documents. What a shock!

  29. havoc

    Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

    180 days or 6 months?

    I’m so confused……

    .

  30. Auntie Kryst

    I dig any hardcore drinking chick. This woman is cool. I want to be one of her conjugal visits!

  31. Riotboy

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  32. JeffL

    [i][b]WOMEN IN CAGES!

    SEX!

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  33. Ryan

    That’s what she gets for being such a bitch and shooting Shannon in the stomach. Whore.

  34. D. Richards

    Take a very good look at this woman’s face. Look closely. Now, remove your testicles and penis; it’ll never be the same.

  35. Marcelo

    I hate her SO much in LOST!!

    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2267702 (Black and White)
    Marcelo

  36. PunkA

    She’s just an angry lesbian. Jail will be good for her. She can work out and have cage sex with her bunk mate. Like Club Med.

  37. lil princess

    i LOVE whiskey. too bad it makes me violent. i think im moving onto tequila. patron anejo on the rocks with lime, please! thanks. R I P my love for crown royal.

  38. lil princess

    i LOVE whiskey. too bad it makes me violent. i think im moving onto tequila. patron anejo on the rocks with lime, please! thanks. R I P my love for crown royal.

  39. lil princess

    sorry about the muliple posts… it was an accident!

  40. Nathiest

    I guess for her it is better to be her cell mate’s bitch then it is to be the man’s bitch.
    Though I highly doubt she’ll spend more then 2 weeks in jail. Still couldn’t her sentence start after x-mas like on the 26th? bastards.

  41. ness

    #11 for president!!!!

    for real, people.

  42. I can’t say nothing about this but,I still love you Michelle Rodriguez!!!

    NO COMMENTS!!!

  43. moka

    and what’s that in her neck? a hicky??? eewww

  44. Drunk

    11. LL – October 11, 2007 11:14 AM

    I’m still amazed that any rich, famous people need to drink excessively. I know money doesn’t solve all problems, but damn, people, get your shit together. If you think fame and money are difficult to handle, try being poor and having no one give a shit about you, much less follow you around and take your picture
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    Reply: You don’t know anything about addictions do you ? It has nothing to do with how much money you have. It affects everyone

  45. betenoir

    @47 Oh cry me a river. LL’s on to something. Go have another drink on me, the STFU!!!!

  46. mamadough

    i bet her vagina snarls and barks whenever a guy gets to close. it’s so angry!

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