Three days after being released from jail Michelle Rodriguez was photographed partying at several L.A. clubs. She told TMZ “I got some New Year’s celebrating to do.” Of course if I knew I’d only have to serve 10% of my DUI sentence due to overcrowded prison, I’d chug a keg on the courthouse steps then steal a cop car. I figure that’d get me, what, four days? Maybe six? But let’s say I only used the siren to get out of paying at Taco Bell. Just probation then?
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Bigheadmike | January 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
She another one that would be great to party with…….
DUDE | January 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
FIRST, HOES!!!!!!!!!
Julio | January 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
boobs got saggy in prison then again mine would be too if I had helga and greta hanging off them
DUDE | January 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
AHHHHHHH CRAP!
TS | January 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm
DUDE, what an idiot.
TS | January 14, 2008 at 2:18 pm
That goes for you too, bear.
Pedro Sanchez | January 14, 2008 at 2:18 pm
We missed you at the Donkey Show. Hustle on back.
bear | January 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
first bitches
JM | January 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I think it’s justice. The kind that was bought and paid for. How many days would a 23 year old black man from a bad neighborhood have gotten taken off his sentence?
thamitch | January 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Let’s all be thankful this guy was locked away from the nearest motor vehicle for 18 days. That’s 18 days that local motorists didn’t have to worry about a drunken maniac knocking them into next week. That kind of time in jail for a celebrity in LA is an eternity, and… hang on, is that a picture of a woman????
pointandlaugh | January 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
TENTH!!!!!!
MADD | January 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I am so sick of all of these drunk driving celebrities they all have more than enough money to call a cab, hire a limo, hire a Mormon designate driver, or find another mode of transportation when they a plastered. Because of all these drunks on the road, I won’t drive after dark on weekends and holidays since they don’t care about who they run over and they know that there will be no jail time to pay.
She needs to be sent back to her Mexican border town and work as a hooker for the rest of her life.
pointandlaugh | January 14, 2008 at 2:29 pm
(or eleventh)
The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 2:31 pm
12- MADD- hmmm, you wish her to go back to her mexican border town and be a hooker for the rest of her life because she drove while intoxicated? wow, can you be a bit more hypocritical or self-righteous?
I Loves The Hip Hop | January 14, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hey Michelle, can you come over & clean my house & do my landscaping?
Dumb burrito cunt.
jrz | January 14, 2008 at 2:49 pm
As long as she ain’t driving, who gives a fuck if she’s partying?
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Does anyone even care about this? She had a small role in Lost. My dog has bitten more important people than her..
steve | January 14, 2008 at 2:55 pm
fucking jrz with your fuckin, like, logic.
Macio | January 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm
There are only two legit Michelle Rodriguez stories – drinking and driving, and public displays of bulldike lesbianism. If her “partying” included smelling her own hairy sweaty armpits before diving into some girl’s muff, then that’s a story (but there have to be pics).
MADD | January 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm
#14 -
Just so you know, most people don’t drive while drunk! But, obviously you do, so you think it is OK. Well, I just hope she runs into you next time or you are one of her passengers, and then you will think differently. However, you are right, being a hooker in a border town is really too good for her, she should really be sent to a Mexican prison for the rest of her life. I heard that if you drive while intoxicated in Mexico that you have to do some real jail time.
FRIST!!! | January 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Whats up with the comment rearranging order again. It’s freakin me out..
Binky | January 14, 2008 at 3:02 pm
If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s – always get the person who just got out of prison to order the frist round. Then just go :
” I’ll have what she’s having.”
PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Not sure why she wanted to get released from prison so early anyway. It is rug-muncha-palooza in there, which is right up her alley. She digs herself a nice furry carpet, a good rack and cages. She had it made.
BigMan | January 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
# 12 -She is NOT mexican, stupid,she’s Puertorican
Why some people think is brown skin is mexican,don’t you know another country?
Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Fucking alcoholic.
12 – Mexican. Typical unoriginal dumb white person comment. ther are so many good, nay, better insults but you gotta choose mexican. Soooo unoriginal.
She’s Dumb-in-a-Can and knife carrying Puerto Rican mix, ya dumb cunt.
Office Whore please a word? | January 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I want her to take all those taco nibbling bean farting lawn mower mutherfukkers back. All of them. They do not belong here. they are non-american and have no desire to be. That this criminal administration likes has no bearing whatsoever. Hell they are trying to open up a new war front as we speak.
Dyna | January 14, 2008 at 3:09 pm
it seems there is somekind of curse in the “lost” film location…
who´s next? hurley driving his ferrari completely stoned? :P
Liz | January 14, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Your racist remarks just show how unhappy you are about yourselves. You people are just jealous that she is non-white person and she will have more money ,fame, and more success than you EVER will. In other words, that hate is coming from you hating yourselves and your life. SICK-OS!!
The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm
@20- uggg, just because I find your racist/sexist comments irrefutably ridiculous doesn’t mean that I drive drunk, you moron. And now you’re wishing for me to be injured in an accident. You are much more self-riightous than I previously thought. Go fuck off and whine to your sponsor.
@26- yes?
minniememe | January 14, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Jimbo, my dog humps important people. except me. i’m so not important. i’ll bet he’d hump you, though.
Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@30 Thanks for the offer. I prefer women.. Maybe if you give your dog a treat, it would hump you.
Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
28 – SHUT UP LIZ
Fox News Watcher | January 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm
She’s brown with a brown-sounding name so she’s a dirty mexican, dammit! We’re proud Americans, we don’t have the time or inclination to find more than Canada or Mexico on a map. You are whatever we fucking say you are, and if you don’t like it, we’ll fucking nuke you! Fuck yeah!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Guy | January 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Pfft…
Nice lazy eye
Spicky Spickerson | January 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm
33 – yawn…..
Italian Stallion | January 14, 2008 at 3:51 pm
This bitch has more hair on her armpits then Bigfoot……………..
Dumb | January 14, 2008 at 4:07 pm
#33 i am embarressed that you are an American because you sound as dumb as they get….almost like your saying your dumb because you think you can be….let me guess…or be as dumb as you….. you have a 8th grade education and your name is either Rusty, Travis or Dexter and your wife’s name is Crystal, Tiffany or Amber. Oh and last name is Ricketts…the IV.
LayDeeBug | January 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
36 – STALLION??!! Where you been bro?
Healer | January 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
She’s tough to figure out because I usually don’t associate dykes with spics. Dykes make the most sense when they’re jews, because jews are so ugly (and hairy! Yikes!). Spics are ugly too, but they’re also fat and lazy, and dykes are usually hyper-aggressive and in your face. Most spics can’t be bothered to get out of the lawn chair for all that.
Alex | January 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm
#9
Hopefully long enough to become sterile.
The Beer Baron | January 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
The reason why all the actors are nabbed with “drunk driving” is because the Hawaiian police know when and where shooting locations are. They stake out the night spots around there in hopes of nabbing high profile cases to show the regular islanders that they mean business. And even if you had one beer, they’ll nail you for DUI. They are a outback nazi law organization if I’ve ever seen one.
me | January 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm
I’D BANG THAT BROWN SKINNED WETBACK.
Italian Stallion | January 14, 2008 at 6:28 pm
@38 Chilling, working, busy……..
I’ve been bored with this place lately. I’m still around though………
@37 | January 14, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Psst… it’s irony, dude.
big | January 15, 2008 at 4:55 am
She is a hottie, also my favorite. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called WealthyRomance.com last week. It is said she is interested in dating wealthy young guys on that site.
Anonymous | January 15, 2008 at 9:46 am
Hey big:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405
LayDeeBug | January 15, 2008 at 9:56 am
43 – me too, not like the PapaHotNutz/ManUnited days, eh?
First_Timer | January 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Really sad to see all the hate, no wonder why this world is so shitty God it really worries me that my kids are growing in such fucked up place. Come on ppl when 9\11 happened do you think that the terrorist sent out an email or a memo to all none-white and told them get out of the buildings because we are going to crash some planes into it. HELL NO!!! that day white, hispanic, asian, black, even middle easterns die. Do you all think that right now in Irak and Afghanistan only white solders are dieing. Please before you make a racial remark stop and think we all came from a different place may be it was a decade ago or a century ago unless your name means sitting bull and you have a feather in your head than you can tell us all to get the fuck out.
Shallow Val | January 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
48 “IRAK?” Are you fucking kidding me? Get lost newbie, you’re in the wrong place.
No, instead, why don’t you go on a rant about how the school system has miserably failed you that you cannot even spell “IRAQ” correctly. Ass!
First_Timer | January 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm
49 Val what a fucking looser, I do agree the school system has failed but not me it has fail you Irak is the original name look it up, you dumb fuck. And stop hating on ppl that actually want something good out of life. You sorry excuse of a man.