Michelle Rodriguez already out partying

Three days after being released from jail Michelle Rodriguez was photographed partying at several L.A. clubs. She told TMZ “I got some New Year’s celebrating to do.” Of course if I knew I’d only have to serve 10% of my DUI sentence due to overcrowded prison, I’d chug a keg on the courthouse steps then steal a cop car. I figure that’d get me, what, four days? Maybe six? But let’s say I only used the siren to get out of paying at Taco Bell. Just probation then?

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