Michelle Hunziker should never stop playing beach-related sports

September 8th, 2008 // 93 Comments

Swiss supermodel Michelle Hunziker played some beach volleyball today in Rio De Janeiro and I’m starting to see why she looked way hotter in the pics from last week: Sunglasses. She’s kind of got the face of Kimmy Gibler from Full House. Of course, one must ask themselves, why am I even looking at her face? I’m drunk, folks.

Photos: Flynet

  1. Oh . It was Dude_on (sp)
    (My Bad)

  2. ‘dude_on’ Knee

  3. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN !!!
    XOXO

  4. So Rational Rick.
    Inside job ?

  5. dude_on

    I’m just saying there are literate homeless that can scribe “some unknown model in a bikini” once the party starts.

  6. Yeah #56 but having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure – that type of thing ?

  7. SATAN

    so anyways, as is typical with everything about this chick, her ass is what deserves the most sexual attention…
    i’d basically give her a deep colon cleansing for free if you handed me a swirly straw and i hadn’t eaten breakfast yet.

  8. SATAN – we all knew you were around.
    Inside job ?

  9. dude_on

    #57 – Frank – great minds think alike.

  10. Yeah, I would kill for that bod, not that I’m superficial in any way shape or form…..heh heh

  11. Got enough aliases there BINKY????????

  12. Binky

    Frist – these Chinese guys I hired for the “Inquisition” just took over my summer.
    I even missed a ‘bikini week’ or two.
    BUT – I’ll still try to be back at coffee breaks , that type of thing.

  13. Well, whatever. I have missed you. Don’t go too far away.

  14. Boheeber

    I’m disappointed that none of the foot fetishists have commented yet.

  15. Boheeber

    I’m disappointed that none of the foot fetishists have commented yet.

  16. Binky

    (you always did have a skull on your site)

  17. :) xoxoxoxoxoxo

    must stop drinking…

  18. Yeah right. Me too… ….
    (PS – start the revolution..)

  19. justtheobvious

    She’s good for a gang bang.. Since I’m married.. oh wait, my wife just sneezed, Ok, I’d fuck her! Nope, wait, I think my wife is going to be ok..

  20. #74.
    Inside job ?

  21. SHE NEEDED SOME PRACTISE WITH JUST ONE BALL, folks!!

  22. friendlyfires

    I fuck Kimmy
    She calls me Unka’ Jimmy
    Nevermind the Olsen girls,
    Paris, Britney, makes me hurl

    I likes Kimmy
    I likes Kimmy
    Kinky with Kimmy
    Slinky Kimmy
    P o P !

  23. It was an inside job.
    Job ?

  24. So ] – .gerard Vandenberg ….
    Inside job ?

  25. blah

    All I wanna know is how the heck she’s able to keep her titties in that little bikini top of hers with all the jumping around she’s doing; you would think one of them would have popped out by now. Not that I care…I’m a heterosexual chickadee :) And oh yeah, she does look kind of like Monica Potter; at least from these pics. She’s pretty…but supermodel? Like as in famous everywhere? Or just in Switzerland? ‘Cus I’ve never seen or heard of her, and even though she’s pretty & has a great bod, she doesn’t seem that amazing. But then, most of the supermodels are overrated anyways.

  26. Plastic Sturgeon

    @81 She has a very successful career on a variety of show in Europe, especially in Italy and Switzerland. She was also married to the most famous Italian pop singer, prior to getting many gigs to model and be on TV.

    I think she blows away 99% of the chicks posted on this site, Fish.

    A Rhodes Scholar has is not. But when it comes to what counts-tits, ass and face, she is phenomenal.

    (BTW-Shut the fuck up you boring political bloggers. Take your childish shit to an appropriate site. Like, um, I don’t know. Many one which is not about gossip!)

  27. Riccardo

    Torna in Italia e lavora …………….. basta con le ferie.

  28. Nice to see a model with legs that don’t look like sticks that would snap… she is gorgeous and has an amazing body.

  29. #82 I agree complete-wee – “A Rhodes Scholar has is not”
    Couldn’t have put it better myselph.
    And pwease don’t get me started on boring political bloggers….
    Oh… Inside job ?

  30. cee

    It would be nice if she went on a diet. She sure has the thunder thighs going on.

  31. She is charming very and little lovely .

  32. Chenush

    That is so sad, I thought she is perfect! now, not so much…

  33. bootlips

    I hate those dumbass barbed wire tattoos on the upper arm. Nothing screams “I’m a follower” more than that.

  34. BM

    finally. no plastic surgery.

  35. Plastic Sturgeon

    @85 It’s confirmed. You are an idiot. Surely, you speak at least five languages fluently.

    @90 Right. She has had nothing done. She is naturally beautiful.

  36. ummm...yeah

    That bitch’s face looks like it was ran over by a bus…..BTW…Where’s Randal?

  37. Bill

    She looks great.

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