Swiss supermodel Michelle Hunziker played some beach volleyball today in Rio De Janeiro and I’m starting to see why she looked way hotter in the pics from last week: Sunglasses. She’s kind of got the face of Kimmy Gibler from Full House. Of course, one must ask themselves, why am I even looking at her face? I’m drunk, folks.
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Liz | September 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm
There’s no way I’m first…
who am i? | September 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm
obama sucks
Blowup Doll Lover | September 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
My blow up doll doesn’t have an overly long torso like this girl.
Costume Queen | September 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Wow! She looks amazing. Well, I guess that is why she is a super model :D
Obama bin Laden | September 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Obama is qualified for President because he was a community organizer and smoked crack while in highschool. Dreams of a crackaddict
Mike Rackhabbit | September 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
*drools all over keyboard.
Superficial writer: you owe me a new keyboard. preferably a brightly colored kids keyboard. i want her top on my knightstand.
paunchy balding Republican | September 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I’ll be honest, I prefer boys.
milf hunter | September 8, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Hottest MILF alive?
metrosexual obamist | September 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I like to toss a man’s salad
mike rackhabbit | September 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
politics suck take em to your shitty ass political blog sites. here we talk about boobs butts and what stupid stuff celebritys are doing .
ph7 | September 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Very hot chick, but she isn’t playing volleyball. Just posing lamely, like a hot chick with no desire to develop any real skills or actually do something, like learn a sport.
Lt. McCain | September 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
McCain is qualified for President because we all know that what we need is to spend four additional years making war to any fucking oil-producing country, and since he is militar in third generation, he bombed VietNam, he was POW during five years and he cheated on his wife, it stands to reason that he will continue the expansion plans of the American Empire, being physically, and emotionally fit to do one hell of a job.
Barack Obama | September 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I prefer to fuck goats like my father did in Africa before he impregnated my slutty progressive white mother and abandoned her and then she abandoned me.
al n | September 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Boring
ph7 | September 8, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I would like to follow up my post to say I would be the first to lie and tell her she is an excellent volleyball player.
‘Cause hot chicks deserve to be lied to. It’s the great equalizer. That’s why they get used and end up dying a miserable death like Marilyn Monroe, or so jaded by men they only like dogs in live in seclusion like Bridget Bardot.
Enquirer wants to know | September 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Will Sarah Palin’s pregnant teenage daughter abandon her child like Barack Obama’s parents abandoned him? Even his own parents couldn’t stand being around jugears. Enquirer wants to know
Melissa | September 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
She looks like Monica Potter…
havoc | September 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
You just know she’s pink in all the right places…..
Grrrrrr
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Enquirer already knows | September 8, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Sarah Palin abandoned her pregnant 17-year-old to the national press and jumped at the opportunity to NOT spend time with her special needs infant.
rough daddy | September 8, 2008 at 5:35 pm
she nice! but a supermodel? thats quite a stretch aint it…..
Republican "man" | September 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I feel uncomfortable looking at this nearly naked grown woman. Where are the hot teenage boys who need father figures?
Suck | September 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm
We are here to talk about BOOBIES and STUPID ENTERTAINERS.
For fuck’s sake, if you can’t respect that and just have to come to pick fights with other politico losers on a celebrity blog site, you should really just put a bullet through your forehead.
Alicat | September 8, 2008 at 5:44 pm
She’s cute. I approve.
Suck This | September 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Sarah Palin was FOR “The Bridge to Nowhere” before she was AGAINST it.
I thought Republicans hated John Kerry?
Sarah Palin | September 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I don’t approve of her tattoo. My son got a tattoo and I was furious, but then I learned that it was a “Jesus fish” and I was so happy!!! I should have trusted God and the only science that matters: creationism. Let’s teach it in all the schools so that our sons and daughters can be truly competitive in the global technology competition!
UltraSly | September 8, 2008 at 5:53 pm
“We are here to talk about BOOBIES and STUPID ENTERTAINERS.” And physical appearance, and other superficial things, I agree with you.
I freakin’ hate tattoos in women, the sacral tattoos are the worst for me.
Truth | September 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
From a speech Gov. Palin gave this year at a church:
“Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right also for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.”
Thank God she was chosen to help continue the Crusades, Part 2 (founder: Dick Cheney, semi-unaware co-founder: George Bush). There’s no way this can go wrong!
my comment | September 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Nice bikini top.
Boner | September 8, 2008 at 6:27 pm
lol
WANKER | September 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Palin and McBush are absolute retards. I can’t wait for the debates.
Janette | September 8, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Where did she get that bikini top? Anyone?
ali | September 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm
i’d fuck the shit out of her…if my penis wasn’t so small.
jt | September 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm
agreed
bikinis look good on her
whoever she is
meh | September 8, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Pic #10 VERY weak back end, hot but dimee-a-dozen-ish
Freddy | September 8, 2008 at 7:53 pm
That there is an example of an ubermensch.
biteme | September 8, 2008 at 7:53 pm
She throws like a girl.
obama the bastard chimp | September 8, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Only retards vote for Barack Osama and Joe BiteMe
Binky | September 8, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Cute gal.
Robert Zimmerman | September 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Bob Dylan wrote a sound about this chick.
“Michelle Hunzkier killed poor Hattie Carroll
With a cane that she twirled around her diamond ring finger .”
you know the rest….
Binky | September 8, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Oh. My bad. Forgot a link.
So, like # 37 etc. – any comments ?
Kate | September 8, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Staying in true Superficial fashion—-This girl is fat. Really fat.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | September 8, 2008 at 9:31 pm
#39 Bob – that tune didn’t make it over here to Hong Kong.
(17th floor Chung King Mansions)
Blonde on Blonde ? Hibbing ? Did the guy never see the bright lights of Duluth ?
Or was that a cut from his new ‘Blowing in the Wind Brought Down the Towers – Inside Job’ ? album.
Looking forward to that one.
kissrosa | September 8, 2008 at 9:31 pm
************************I am just a bit curious………………..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site http://www.Sugarmatchmaker. com last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there………….. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kissrosa | September 8, 2008 at 9:31 pm
************************I am just a bit curious………………..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site Sug armatchmaker. c o m last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there………….. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | September 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Oh Kate. Gr8 points all.
Inside job ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | September 8, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Same goes for you #43-44 ?
Inside job ?
Phony Gay Republican with low IQ (typical) | September 8, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I say we bomb the Russians after we attack Iran when and if we ever get done in Iraq and how’s them there poppys doin’ over there in Afghanistan?
YEEEEEE HAAAAAA!
Knee Ya Ha Ha | September 8, 2008 at 10:12 pm
So ‘Phony Gay Republican with low IQ (typical)’
Inside job ?
dude_on | September 8, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Fish if you are drunk on a Monday afternoon you have a problem and should seek help. If I were you I’d hire someone for minimum wage and have them write the posts in the afternoon, that way work wouldn’t get in the way of a good buzz. This skank is hot – haters are gay/fat etc.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | September 8, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Right on Dude.on
Inside job ?
(Trying to confirm some sort of consensus here) (etc)