Michelle Hunziker still wearing bikinis and other news

- Robert Pattinson’s BitchFace. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alex McCord understands parenting. [Dlisted]

- Sean Penn sued by paparazzo he attacked. Because that won’t piss him off. [PopEater]

- Katy Perry has an ass, too. Who knew? [HollywoodTuna]

- Katie Holmes’ breasts make no sense. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I want to live where the P’s are. [Popoholic]

- Whoopi Goldberg knows Nazis hate black people too, right? Just checking. [TheFABlife]

- Oprah’s starting to run a ho circus. [Bossip]

- Zoe Saldana claims she’s not a lesbian. Then why was she making out with Mila Kunis in that dream I had? The game is afoot! [Amy Grindhouse]

- Madonna returns to Malawi for her seasonal sacrifice. [Socialite Life]

- Tila Tequila < Just throwing the kid in a dumpster. [ICYDK]

- P. Diddy’s 12-year-old son probably shouldn’t be getting Vegas birthdays. That’s more of a 14-year-old thing. [Betty Confidential]

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