Michelle Hunziker in a two-piece swimsuit which accentuates her breasts and buttocks

September 3rd, 2008 // 169 Comments

There’s been a lot of political tension these days: Red vs. Blue. Logic and reason vs. abstinence-only education. So, I felt it was time for some neutrality. And you can’t get more neutral than the Swiss which brings us to international supermodel Michelle Hunziker in a bikini whose butt is practically a beacon for world peace. It’s moments like this when I realize I should work for the U.N. I would solve shit!

Photos: Flynet

  1. @ beauty

    @#112.. beauty.. whatevs.

    i said less than 120 (i’ve weight 116 for the past 3 years.). and 5’7” is kind of tall. and if i wanted a bunch of pervy guys looking at my pictures online, id get a shitty arm band tattoo, dye my hair blonde, have sex with Eros Ramazzotti & have his child, buy a red bakini & walk around on the beach with it on. i was rather making a personal observation that most women who bitch and moan about how men are “such pigs” and so childish for joking about fucking her neck post-decapitation, they should also realize that some people are disgusted with the fact that they are overweight, boring in bed, and probably procreating and tainting this planet with their boring, overweight spawn. thus infesting this planet with fat PTA soccer moms who don’t wear enough makeup and stop educating themselves on how to eat properly once they’ve successfully wrung in some schlupy, balding asshat who has a decent job with inclusive health-care and a good retirement fund who’s mother is probably not too far of a cry in the attitude department from the woman who tricked him into getting married & ruining his life.

    beauty. you just want someone to pay attention to you because you have tits. you’re probably one of those women who sits at home crying because no one wants to sleep with a cold, frigid haggarty wanna-be feminist bitch.

    lighten up. that’s all i was trying to say.

  2. Rafa Arana

    I love her, she always looks so good. I would to be her stylist. Kisses

  3. SATAN

    152, will you marry me? I’m 24 and about to inherit a lot of money, and I don’t mind if you want to bring other women into bed.

  4. alisa

    FAT UGLY HOE

    so jealous.

  5. 110/152

    when i said bakini.. i meant bikini.

    and yeah, i’d love to marry you satan, as long as there’s no prenup, and you have a nice life insurance policy where i am the only beneficiary.

    and no anal.

  6. 110/152

    oh and my bmi is 18.2. im underweight. it’s because fucking burns calories. especially my kind of fucking.

    http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

  7. SATAN

    no anal? you better have a nice rack then and give a good blumpkin.

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  9. Sam

    she has cellulite and stocky legs. where are her ankles, mate?

  10. Damn she is so UGLY!!!

    (so frekn jelious):

  11. Adam

    Please Matt, just keep making good movies. You are an idiot! But a good actor.

  12. Vol

    Obama is an Oreo…and no cookie can be my President.

  13. Vol

    Obama is an Oreo…and no cookie can be my President.

  14. #165

    Wtf is Maynard doing hanging out with Hunziker?

  15. -|-_C4_-|-

    Ya know something i think if she was the last women on earth somebody would every guy would fuck her the same as now that she is a part of millions of women. But lol the point i’m getting 2 is. Who wants every kind of Clam Chowder thats been sitting in the pot for 10+ years. Certainly not me. I’ll pass and date a fat virgin. Less feelings More Quantity.

  16. Justine

    hehe I’ve got a bikini just like that! bought it from Miss Sixty

  17. ReallyBored

    Lucky bitch! She’s one of very few celebs that I would believe to have that body naturally. Hard to hate on someone with lucky genes,and alot of money!

  18. OUCH! she is hot bod and BIG babe!! swiss-chocolate-italian-pasta!!!

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