There’s been a lot of political tension these days: Red vs. Blue. Logic and reason vs. abstinence-only education. So, I felt it was time for some neutrality. And you can’t get more neutral than the Swiss which brings us to international supermodel Michelle Hunziker in a bikini whose butt is practically a beacon for world peace. It’s moments like this when I realize I should work for the U.N. I would solve shit!
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Slut hunter | September 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm
yowza! First
Deacon Jones | September 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm
NICE FISH
Like I said before, we would have world peace if everyone’s wife looked like this and they didnt talk.
They’d be too exhausted from fucking her, and too carefree (from not having to listen to constant bitching) to give a shit about anything else other than eating and watching tv.
JIMBO | September 3, 2008 at 4:06 pm
NICE ASS BUB
Spanky | September 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I wonder if she is a virgin? Dat ass looks awfully tight.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:07 pm
ohh damn id like to swipe my credit card between those cheeks! who is this ho again?
BadCopNoDonut | September 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I can’t even remember where I work right now
Sarah Palin | September 3, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I’ve got better tits.
SATAN | September 3, 2008 at 4:11 pm
i’d let her shit on my cock
Jack | September 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I’d fuck her ass so hard she’s spray diarrhea all over the bed and then pass out face down in it.
WTF | September 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Holly Molly!!!
I take back the Anne is fuckable…
Now THIS is what I call a PAILS!!!!!
Mike | September 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
HA!
Then Id lick it up!
steve | September 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I’d ram her until her pussy lips started ripping.
Eddie | September 3, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’d stuff my cock so far down her throat she’d puke, and then I’d make her suck my puke-covered cock until gobs of ropey thick salt-snot semen started spurting into her mouth.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:18 pm
dont tell me those degenerates went back to do some work,,,or are they checking the “dicktioariyyyyyy”
mark | September 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
geez…I can’t believe she had a kid with one of the biggest clown-shoes ever…oh you know…when she was 19
Ew | September 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
How can it be that the posts on this site are so clever and funny and the comments are so stupid and ignorant? It’s not a mystery why you disgusting jerks can’t get laid IRL.
SATAN | September 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
i’d eat her ass reverse pile driver style until the flow of my saliva eventually reversed her entire digestive system and she shit out her mouth
Matt | September 3, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’d squat over her and shit into her mouth, then rub shit all over her face, then urinate in her eyes.
WTF | September 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
who’s the ugly guy with the red shorts??? he just doesn’t fit in the picture!
Chris | September 3, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Unlike you other sickos, I’m a normal hetero guy. I’d fuck her missionary style. While pulling her teeth out with pliers.
SATAN | September 3, 2008 at 4:26 pm
hahaha, very good #18, but i don’t think she’d feel the love as much since there’s no sexual gratification involved… that is, unless she somehow gets off on that
Eric | September 3, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I’d rape her with a wire brush then rub salt into her torn-up pussy.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:27 pm
boy they sure know how to grow em in switzerland, danmark, some part of japan!!!
FRIST!!! | September 3, 2008 at 4:30 pm
#14 yes, some of us actually have jobs.
#17 &18 you’d make a cute couple..
Quinn | September 3, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I’d do her doggiestyle while pushing her head into a clogged toilet.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:32 pm
yea some jobs
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:32 pm
i got my penis caught in a dog’s vagina? somebody help before my parent’s get home,,,,will be hard to explain!!!
big teeth | September 3, 2008 at 4:32 pm
@2 for president!
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm
fuck everybody on this website,, i love to suck wilderbeest dicks.
blind date | September 3, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’d lick her until she was right about to come and then suddenly bite down and rip out her clit by the roots.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I am an attention whore
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Ill bet #27 is beef eater himself,,,and julia bella’s hero!
julia bella | September 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
30
wow! I didn’t know a clit had roots!!!
I guess I’ll have to take a closer look!
31
aren’t you in bed yet?
monkeyfightclub | September 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
nothing wrong with that
Sarah Palin | September 3, 2008 at 4:40 pm
VOTE FOR ME!
I gave birth to a retard! My daughter’s a slut! See, I’m qualified!
HEY YOU AGING WHITE MAN WITH THE SAGGING BALLS AND SHRIVELED PENIS AND DIRTY-OLD MAN FANTASIES (90% of republicans) — VOTE FOR ME!
Learn To Sell Porn | September 3, 2008 at 4:41 pm
who is this gomer she is rubbing down?
Richard McBeef | September 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@32 – i think 27 is YOU pretending to be someone that is pretending to be you, so that you have comments to respond to.
your clever commentary is just too much for me to handle. you win rough daddy.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:44 pm
bella? you cant make the distinction between me and my fans who plagiarize my name?
HuckyDucky | September 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Funniest. Posts. Ever!
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:46 pm
yeah beef eater keep believing that if it makes you sleep well!!!
julia bella | September 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I just thought that for once, you were being true to yourself!!!
I guess you’re just not mature enough for this. Not mature enough for me to have a conversation with you either!
Ciao and please, when you commit suicide, don’t leave a letter behind.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:52 pm
aww come on julia bella i was pinning away for you…lol she thinks shes a prize!
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm
hey beef eater? its time for your exit too!
HuckyDucky | September 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#35. Shame on you for making fun of that poor little child. I don’t care how you vote. That is a horrible, miserable thing to say.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
base on the fact your not contributing to anything on here or at work!!
Run n Gun | September 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I’d assfuck her with a broken bottle and then curb kick her
Sarah Palin | September 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Yes yes, vote for me. I believe every blood clot has a right to life, screw the well being of the rape/incest victim carrying it.
to hell with Polar Bears, who needs em.
Instead of looking at alternative energy sources, lets stick to the oil thing. In about 10 years we may be able to use oil thats in Alaska, so for now, don’t look for anything else to use for energy/fuel… even though the Alaska oil would also eventually run out and destroy the beautiful undisturbed land.
Hussein ( hehe see his middle name is like the dead evil dictator ) Obama’s silly Harvard degree and 8 years in the state senate, 3 in the U.S Senate mean nothing. So what his degree from Columbia was in international relations.
I was a mayor of a city that ( at the time ) had a population smaller than many public high schools. I managed to take the debt free city of under 5000 people, and give it a debt of over 22 million dollars.
So what if I have 5 children, one a baby with Down’s syndrome,another with a baby on the way. I will have plenty of time to really focus on making the best decisions for the country, and running it if 72 year old McCain falls ill.
I like guns and eating moose, and I look like Megan Mullally.
I am great.
jobbo | September 3, 2008 at 5:09 pm
“the aristocrats”!
NY Ted | September 3, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I wonder if she would let me bury my nose between her bum cheeks…?
Randal | September 3, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Really like the style of overalls you’ve got going on there Michelle, with the open sides to allow sun to continue to tan the harder spots on the body.
Randal