Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini

And we’re back.

Here’s Swiss model/actress Michelle Hunziker spending Easter Sunday in Miami, and she almost looks like a herpes-free Paris Hilton, doesn’t she? Which don’t get me wrong, is actually a compliment. I know I talk a lot of shit about Paris Hilton but you can’t deny she’s an attractive woman once you look past the herpes, the death knees, the herpes and the herpes.

Paris Hilton has herpes.

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