And we’re back.
Here’s Swiss model/actress Michelle Hunziker spending Easter Sunday in Miami, and she almost looks like a herpes-free Paris Hilton, doesn’t she? Which don’t get me wrong, is actually a compliment. I know I talk a lot of shit about Paris Hilton but you can’t deny she’s an attractive woman once you look past the herpes, the death knees, the herpes and the herpes.
Paris Hilton has herpes.
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MD | April 5, 2010 at 12:25 am
Nice ass
v-tard | April 5, 2010 at 12:39 am
Looks like the kind of girl you’d settle down with, patting yourself on the back for finding someone in that grey area between nextdoor-type and supermodel.
frankw | April 5, 2010 at 12:53 am
Paris Hilton has NEVER been that fine…
phil | April 5, 2010 at 1:10 am
Too bad about the stupid tattoo.
GQ Guy | April 5, 2010 at 1:50 am
Paris looks better!
Posttache | April 5, 2010 at 1:56 am
She’d be better off without that tattoo.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 5, 2010 at 3:38 am
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ONLY A SCRAWNY DICK WHITE MAN CAN LOVE SOMETHING THAT REMINDS HIM OF A 12 YEAR OLD BOY.
GROSS
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THAT_GIRL_JENN | April 5, 2010 at 4:25 am
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I AM A FAT AMERICAN PIG THAT SHOPS AT WAL-MART. MY VIBRATOR JUST MADE A RUN FOR THE FRONT DOOR, POOR THING.
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vajinismus | April 5, 2010 at 4:36 am
Paris Hilton has NEVER been that fine…
wooo | April 5, 2010 at 5:15 am
The tribal armband tattoo is the 1990′s equivalent of a mullet.
Haywood Jablowmie | April 5, 2010 at 5:40 am
The fine tits, and cute little ass are the 90s equivalent of fine tits, and a cute little ass
the game | April 5, 2010 at 5:54 am
for a 38 year old that is perfect figure. you wanna settle down with that.
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acekard 2i | April 5, 2010 at 7:24 am
She is looking fantastic in these pictures. Her body is so much flexible so that she can wear anything, she looks beautiful.
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JesseJimmy | April 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
I could do without the armband, but her breasts look yummy. Paris has mosquito bites compared to this vision.
Plus, this chicks abs give me the impression she works out, unlike Paris, who has the muscle tone of gelatin.
meh!!!!!!!! | April 5, 2010 at 9:47 am
look at her shoulders, she’s built like a skinny guy, yak, and her eyes so close together you’d think she has some mental retardation, why ppl find this subjects attractive I don’t know…
Gr8Mustache | April 5, 2010 at 9:52 am
The tattoo doesn’t exactly scream, “Herpes Free!”
Sixty | April 5, 2010 at 10:39 am
Fine woman in an ugly-ass bathing suit
rickardo | April 5, 2010 at 11:03 am
She’s pretty cute but her tattoo is soooo shitty, get that covered up with a proper half sleeve please!
Nero | April 5, 2010 at 11:23 am
That.body.looks.very.bangable.Please.accept.my.penis.as.a.gift.
jeo | April 5, 2010 at 11:23 am
Average face, bad tattoo, perfect body.
etc | April 5, 2010 at 11:27 am
Slim AND curvy. Check out that waist to hip ratio and those amazing abs. Smoking hot. This is how models should look, not like some emaciated teens. As close to perfection as it gets.
Narcissist | April 5, 2010 at 11:32 am
Didn’t she jump out a window in Lethal Weapon?
S H I T. I guessed she was like 22 years old (I’m reading 33).
PostmortemG | April 5, 2010 at 11:53 am
Now that´s a cute lady. Her body is great; that other herpes infested waste-of-space has nothing on this woman. The tattoo *IS* ugly, however. Anyway, yeah… she has my approval, and i wouldn´t mind seeing her again. =P
Narcissist | April 5, 2010 at 11:54 am
ANNND she’s Swedish, and has 30 kids. Must be pretty durable.
TekMoney | April 5, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Looks like Paris, hmm? Lets see: face-wise? Ehh, a little bit. Body-wise? Hell no! This girl actually has a figure while Paris looks like Gollum! (big feet and all)
Tom | April 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I don’t like it when the moles stick out so far that they have their own shadow. Like little speed bumps.
bar room hero | April 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
That shitty tattoo looks like hell.
2 point deduction.
Cartman | April 5, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Why would you talk about that skank Paris in an article about this fine woman?
She’d be perfect without that generic tattoo.
Paree | April 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Paris Hilton is not an attractive woman…she’s a tan, blonde butterface. You’ve seen her face right? The nose? The dopey eyes? The sheer Cro-Magnon-ness of her…
Jammy | April 5, 2010 at 3:45 pm
She’s a butterface and that tatoo trashys her up tenfold although i will admit that she has a really nice body.
gigi | April 5, 2010 at 4:13 pm
oh…… ok….? this morning on the way to work I think I saw about 7 or 8 women on the Metro at various intervals who looked this chick…. am I missing something? does she do any tricks?
whatthe | April 5, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Um, this model probably has herpes as well? I think pretty much everyone has fucked someone who has fucked Paris Hilton at some point.
Ken | April 5, 2010 at 6:33 pm
@12: she’s 33
@27: she’s Swiss
turd da third | April 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Why is everyone crazy about her? It has a manface and a lezbo magnet stupid-ass tattoo That bathing suit is horrible I think the hotel must be missing its curtains.
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captain america | April 6, 2010 at 6:38 am
I’m sure, AMERICANS WHO LOOK SLIM MUST BE ONE OF THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH?
Pia | April 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Very nice body indeed… but that tattoo! Nothing says “I wish I were a badass, but I’m really just a pussy” like an armband that doesn’t even go all the way around the arm. Armbands are tacky no matter what, but if you can’t even handle the pain of getting the inside of your arm done, then don’t get a tattoo! Her body is impressive, but her face is not “beautfiul”.
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Narcissist | April 7, 2010 at 7:50 am
@ 42 – “…that tattoo! Nothing says “I wish I were a badass, but I’m really just a pussy” like an armband that doesn’t even go all the way around the arm.”
It’s a “me-too”. But there are so many positive things here my brain is disregarding it.
acne | April 7, 2010 at 6:18 pm
too skinny
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I’d let her suck my dick
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