Michelle Branch has baby

mbranch_baby.jpgPeople magazine announced yesterday that Michelle Branch has given birth to a 7lb 12oz baby girl named Owen, and is resting comfortably in a Los Angeles hospital. Seeing as how I haven’t thought about Michelle Branch in about five years or so, I’m surprised anybody would care enough to talk about her giving birth. Actually, the most surprising thing about this whole thing is that any guy would be willing to stick his penis inside of her and get her pregnant. Call me picky, but I’m just not into ugly clown-faces who wear trucker hats.