Michelle Bombshell: ‘I’m not a Nazi’

April 9th, 2010 // 70 Comments

In recently filed court documents, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is denying she’s a Nazi despite claims from her ex-husband, and the entire Internet. TMZ reports:

According to the unsworn declaration, Bombshell says, “I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me.” FYI, we’ve seen a swastika tattoo so close to her genital area we can’t show it … but it looks just like the one from “Inglourious Basterds.”
Bombshell also says, “I do NOT show my children how to ‘Nazi salute.’”
Now here’s where it gets really good. Bombshell says:
- “I do NOT do any pornography in my house.
- “I do NOT do any webcam ‘sessions’ from my home with my children present.

In fairness to Michelle Bombshell, I’m pretty sure she waits until the kids go to school before banging dudes on the couch in front of her laptop. You cant fight maternal instinct. As for the Nazi stuff, there’s a swastika in the spider’s mouth on her leg and she’s touched Jesse James’ penis. — I didn’t even need that first part, did I? My bad.

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  1. Of course she’s not a Nazi, she’s a whore.

  2. Puke

    Every time I see her I think she could pass as a member of L.A. Guns.. anyone remember them? LOL

    He is lovely though :P

  3. Bitch

    Dirty looking…nasty…man hands..

  4. Haywood Jablowmie

    Keep your bigots straigh, Fish. White supremcists are not always Nazis. Non-whites need hate too, you know.

  5. Of course you’re not a Nazi, my dear. You can’t be a Nazi if your last name is McGee. Might as well be O’Malley. Shouldn’t this trick have leprauchan and shamrock tats instead of swastikas? Maybe some Lucky Charms cereal tats? Nazi tats and pretending to be a French Canadian. Sorry, hon, you’re some run of the mill white trash from middle America. Accept it.

  6. The Kilted Yaksman

    On her Facebook, she lists Mein Kampf at the top of her list of favorite books, yet she’s not a Nazi? Lying whore.

  7. havoc

    Its Jesse James’…..damn man.

    .

  8. Not-The-Randall

    She frightens my penis.

  9. joe blow

    No, she’s just disgusting. Nazi or not, absolutely disgusting.

  10. son of a skank

    If she did not have all the tatoos she would be nice looking. The Nazi shit is meaningless. Do you idiots still fear the Boogey Man? If she is a white supremist that is her business.
    Why are all of you so afraid of Nazis? Didn’t the war end…oh…like 65 years ago? Hitler is dead now kiddies. Now run along and get a life and leave the Germans alone. Or go over there and kick their asses.

  11. Pernacchia

    The Nazis ae grateful.

  12. Pernacchia

    The Nazis are grateful.

  13. whatthe

    Why do women think shaving their eyebrows off and then penciling new ones in looks good?

  14. stupidass

    belt buckle stands for Sandra Destroyer

  15. ginger

    Actually #15, I would have to say it stands for suck dick, being that she really is a man and all!

  16. Deacon Jones

    @2

    Ahhh, yes! Point Break soundtrack

  17. chelsea

    the only reason her boobs don’t have tatts is because they’re fake… they’d pop! lmao.

  18. markonius maximus

    Dumpster Fire on a hot summer day.

  19. mikki

    “the only reason her boobs don’t have tatts is because they’re fake… they’d pop! lmao.”

    Teehee…

  20. Ramen Putulski

    “Pay attention to me, but only in ways that I like”.

  21. netstarman

    Oh I don’t know , the W on one calf and the P on the other calf the comes out to White Power doesn’t mean your a Nazi.

  22. RonnyB

    Hey Michelle,

    I just got off the phone. Satan called. He told me to tell you to stop it – you’re scaring him.

  23. ____

    That sure looks like a swastika to me…

  24. Naked Chicks Rule

    @14

    Amen, brother. Give me Jennifer Connelly any day.

  25. justifiable

    #11 By that rationale, if you’re a clueless fuckwit, that’s your business.

  26. abby

    Why did it take her 2 weeks to deny this claim?

  27. vizzle

    dude looks like a ladyyyyyyyyy

  28. Adolf

    Yo Michelle, Franz called, he wants his oven mitts back.

  29. Jesse James

    first

  30. McSkank

    She’s not a nazi. She’s a 24 yr old French-Canadian Amish girl with 2 kids ages 5 and 12 and she has a Masters in Bio Chemistry and Biology and when she ran away at 16, she was disowned by her Amish parents . She didn’t know JJ was married either and her boobs are real too.

  31. ELH

    @33 Oh you.

  32. justifiable

    #33 No kidding? Honestly, I figured this post was just taking the piss out of everyone because no one is dumb enough to believe it, but inbeeding does produce this sort of pig-ignorant gullibility from time to time, so what the fuck, huh?

    You obviously suck at math because she’d have to have her first kid at age 12. Shit, you can’t even report her lies accurately because she claims to be WORKING on an MS in Biochem (ah, “working”, that wonderful term that means “I won’t ever graduate”. Independent study must involve sperm collection and analysis…) – but funny how she somehow neglects to list any academic institutions, isn’t it? And if you believe those obviously overinflated tits are real I have a wonderfult moneymaking deal for you that involves a secret account in a Nigerian bank. Even she admits they’re fake – guess she figured that whopper about not knowing JJ was married was more than enough.

  33. LP

    @11, Methinks you just revealed who the kiddie here is. Part of the horror of the Nazis is that they over a seemingly very civilized society. That regime was so hideously evil and violent that it has taught an enduring lesson to the entire world about hate and intolerance. The fact that someone thought it was swell enough to tattoo it on them and pretend to be one of them is some sick shit. Grow up, sweetie, and then perhaps you’ll be able to read one of those paper things with the words in it and learn a little about recent history.

  34. Nahuel

    What is this thing? A woman? A tacky drag queen? My…

  35. McSkank

    @35. – WOW! I didn’t expect anyone to take my post seriously. Next time I’ll add a sarcasm tag.

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  44. i wish her 15 mins would end. every pic or article of her just sends the wrong message. a hot topless pic is great, but w/ her for some reason there is too much baggage to get past.

  45. AmeriCanadian

    Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ her fake middle name should be “Something Smells.” I can’t believe Sandra’s retarded husband fucked this ugly pile of shit.

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