In recently filed court documents, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is denying she’s a Nazi despite claims from her ex-husband, and the entire Internet. TMZ reports:
According to the unsworn declaration, Bombshell says, “I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me.” FYI, we’ve seen a swastika tattoo so close to her genital area we can’t show it … but it looks just like the one from “Inglourious Basterds.”
Bombshell also says, “I do NOT show my children how to ‘Nazi salute.’”
Now here’s where it gets really good. Bombshell says:
- “I do NOT do any pornography in my house.“
- “I do NOT do any webcam ‘sessions’ from my home with my children present.“
In fairness to Michelle Bombshell, I’m pretty sure she waits until the kids go to school before banging dudes on the couch in front of her laptop. You cant fight maternal instinct. As for the Nazi stuff, there’s a swastika in the spider’s mouth on her leg and she’s touched Jesse James’ penis. — I didn’t even need that first part, did I? My bad.