Michelle Bombshell, I’m listening.

March 26th, 2010 // 97 Comments

Seen here in San Diego yesterday, Michelle Bombshell fired off the following missive on Facebook last night in which she addresses the entire blogging community her tattooed tits completely buoyed this week:

For all you internet warriors on here talking shit…it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone…in other words FUCK YOU

Damn! She quoted scripture. Now we have to listen. Here I was about to write this off as the rantings of an attention-starved Nazi who banged a married man for whatever cash she could get her hands on, but then I would’ve missed out on the teachings of Jesus who, as we all know, loved him some inked Hitler vag. True story.

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  1. me

    @ 42 Lol

  2. correction

    crabby old guy, dinosaurs were not cosmic mistakes since they ruled this planet for oh 150 million fucking years, dumbass. By the way, which god are you referring to by the way? (tons of ‘em to choose from!)

  3. me

    what’s sieg?

  4. Thisgirlthatgirl

    This is one of the top 10 Superficial posts ever.
    It’s just so concise, so well written, so BITING.
    And you KNOW she’s read it.

    In fact, I bet she is #24.

    Hi Michelle!

  5. Anonymous

    @24 Don’t feel too bad. You can be just as rich and famous too if you let Jesse James f*ck you. Of course, you will need to save all the text messages, pictures and gifts so you can blackmail him for cash which apparently was the plan all along because being a Nazi whore don’t pay for sh*t these days.

  6. Robot

    So that’s what the casting of the first stone is about? I didn’t know it was Jesus telling people to fuck off. So not only is she an ugly whore she’s also retarded?

  7. PunkA

    The pathetic thing in all this is that it is clear that the #1 way to get some money and fame is to let some famous married guys bang the shit out of you. I think it is now #1 in the Gold Digger’s Manual: If you want fame and fortune, fuck a famous married guy. Ask Tiger, Jesse, Gov. Edwards, Gov Sanford, E. Spitzer, etc.

  8. heeter

    Hey cunt, nice grammar & spelling. It’s “you’re sitting”, not “your sitting”. And it’s “God damn”, or “goddamn”, not “God dam”.

    Did some of that tat ink bleed into your skull and starve your one brain cell of oxygen?

    She’s definitely the load her mom should have swallowed.

    Anyone know the line in Vegas for her doing porn within the next 12 months? Talk about a “sure thing”…

  9. Megan

    @58

    “She’s definitely the load her mom should have swallowed.”

    Aaannddd I’m stealin’ that.

  10. Josie

    @ 50 – crackin me up. all of these posts are fkn hilarious

    And Michelle Bombshell and all of those with tatts. I’m just wondering – how do you reconcile aging skin with tattoos? Do you really think tattoos look good on stretched out, sagging, aging skin?

  11. See these pics? Now just wash off all that crap and it looks decent.

    Also, remove the vocal cords and any writing implements.

  12. Catalyste

    What is that, a Kingdom Hearts tattoo on her chest?

    Aww, she ain’t that bad. Pfffft!

  13. joho777

    If I ever listen to someone criticize my Internet behavior, it won’t be from a bipolar tattooed porn slut.

    Crawl back under your slimy rock!

  14. I call 'em as I see 'em

    #60, my bet is she’s gonna die way before that’s a problem. I see crystal meth in her future…

  15. Bombsh*t is a whackjob

    Bombsh*t is obviously a Rhodes Scholar; she has a command of the English Language unlike anyone I’ve ever heard… NOT. Bitch is delusional. She stalks and f*cks a married man for 3 years, for the sole purpose of making money off of it (which she admitted to), then sends out press releases & does interviews to let people know this is the case, then gets all pissy when people call her a ho. Bitch is severely f*cked in the head. F*ck us, Bombsh*t? No, F*CK YOU.

    You can’t act like a whore, do publicity to let everyone know you’re a whore, then get upset when people call you a whore. That’s not how the world works, BITCH…

  16. What a loser

    Ignore #24; it’s obviously boobshit herself. Loser…

  17. PabloHoney

    So, Jesus is in Nazareth one day, and he comes across a mob of people preparing to stone a prostitute to death.

    Jesus stands before the mob and says “Let he without sin cast the first stone!”

    Everyone looks at one another, and the mob begins to disperse. Suddenly, an old woman hurls a boulder at the prostitute, killing her instantly.

    Jesus glared at the old woman. “Geez, Mom. You really know how to piss me off.”

  18. I think it is cool Kat still does tattoo’s considering she’s driving around in a 150k Bentley…

  19. Hey I must say that I am fed up of looking this bombshell’s nude pics on this website these days . Every alternate day I found the new nude photo of this girl. Too much exposure of nudity with the whole body get paint by tatoos .

  20. As one of the thousands who have dissed her online i would like to say im hoping her next tattoo is inked with an AIDS-infected needle.

    PS

    Same for Sandra Bullock, man-hating scum that she is.

  21. captain america

    it’s a blessing being born DEAF-MUTE sometimes!!

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  24. Dr.

    GOOD FOR HER. She is 100% correct. People need to quit judging when they suck shit themselves but would like to think not.

  25. bop!

    The Apostle Shemp is fucking hilarious.

  26. bete noir

    Ink blotter!
    Can’t wait for her white skin to get all wrinkly and old and the tattoos droopy, which will happen in about 10 minutes. She puts the ANK in SKANK.

  27. poopsmith

    No, fuck YOU Nazi whore!

  28. The Apostle Shemp

    @ 60 & 75 thx! :D

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  31. @ 68 – “I think it is cool Kat still does tattoo’s considering she’s driving around in a 150k Bentley…”

    Where was this? Also, why is she committing adultery for money if she can flush $150k down the toilet on a rolling money pit? You should probably have at least a few million laying around before you burn $100k + on a terrible investment like a car. That’s definitely not family conscious spending.

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  34. Enigma_2099

    .. to this, I would respond…

    “And to she who cast the WORSE stone, shut the FUCK up.”

    Does this walking ink blotch actually think that this automatically makes what she did any less wrong?

  35. Valentina

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  43. Bob

    YEAH, THOSE TATS ARE GONNA LOOK MIGHTY FINE IN HER OLD AGE. SKAAAAAANK!

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