Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up

February 27th, 2013 // 20 Comments

If anyone cares, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up a few weeks ago because of “distance,” according to People. Which is of course a cover story for after a year into a relationship Michelle Williams expects you to put a baby in her then get killed by the Olsen twins. She lays it out right from the beginning, but all Jason Segel heard was, “Fist me like a pale Muppet, you gangly bitch!” That’s all he ever hears.

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  1. Maria

    Good for him. Freedom!

    Her face annoys me, she perpetually looks like she’s about to cry.

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    Damn son, Michelle Williams is da shiznit. I love her.

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    mike
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    She looks like a kid next to him, I always find it super icky when the man is much taller than the woman a good 5 inches difference looks ideal not a full foot or more its as if they want to see what its like to screw a child…short women = pedophiles dream girl.

  4. FUCKBEAST

    Gross, they both look like Wal-Mart

  5. Inner Retard

    They were together?!

  6. Matt Lauer

    “Fist me like a pale Muppet, you gangly bitch.” Man, I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that.

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    Obviously, Tim Curry hasn’t noticed his Mini Me has gone missing.

    Now that Jason’s done with it, perhaps he’ll never notice…

  8. I literally don’t give a fuck about either of these two.

  9. Nuclear option

    I now have an idea on why Heath Ledger OD’ed

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    CrashHell
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    So this is like when Nick and Kim were together in the 90′s and went to the beach and was dumped again for not learning any other songs but Rush covers? Yeah that’s it.

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    hmm
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    awww it’s busy phillips when she was preggo. cute.

  12. limited options

    next movie is a vampiress role?

  13. I love Michelle with all of my heart and soul. She’s fucking awesome. Even during her Dawson’s Creek days, she was very captivating.

  14. jonandkateplushate

    Isn’t that the Nazi guy whose face melted in that Illinois Hones movie?

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    coyote
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    That is NOT Michelle; That is Busy Philipps

  16. Mama Pinkus

    It is a testament to this gal’s acting ability that she was able to pull off a credible imitation of Marilyn Monroe.

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