Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Party Together, No Big Whoop, Wanna Fight About It?

July 3rd, 2014 // 11 Comments

Photo Boy had the top shot in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Michelle Rodriguez partying with Zac Efron in Sardinia which seems random until you remember she was just hanging out with Boner Boy, so literally anything’s possible. The important thing is that this proves Zac Efron’s either a gay man in love with his mother’s breasts, a lesbian, or Old Man Winter. — I’m messing with you. The boat’s made of coke. The whole thing’s coke. If you check the underside, you’ll see Lindsay Lohan clinging to it.

Photos: CIAO/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Cock Dr

    Sorry Cara. Your incredible eyebrows became boring for Michelle after a few magical weeks.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s looking to siphon off more testosterone she’s barking up the wrong tree.

  3. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Zac Efron Boat Dock Sardinia
    A Realist
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay!! Nobody move!! I dropped a rock…”

  4. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Zac Efron Boat Dock Sardinia
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    Somebody just scored a dime bag of Bolivian marching powder!

  5. A butch, Hispanic female and a foppish, pretty white boy. This has ABC TGIF sitcom written all over it.

  6. kery

    Zac looks so hot and Michelle is pretty. They look good together.

    • Frunken

      I’d watch their sex tape.

      • Unfortunately their “sex tape” is just them slamming Fireballs while inhaling the entire GDP of Columbia, then running around beating up paparazzi, “surprise” cunnilingusing supermodels, and sacrificing small children and animals to Satan before passing out in a heap of stank and despair.

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    Nicki Sixx
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    Uh – dude, even in Sardinia that isn’t cool.

  8. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Zac Efron Boat Dock Sardinia
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    “Zac, wait! C’mon…I thought you knew I wasn’t Jessica Alba!”

  9. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Zac Efron Boat Dock Sardinia
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    “Hey Zac. Do you want to fuck again?”
    “No. My asshole can’t take another pounding.”

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