Michelle Rodriguez’s Bitches Swim Topless

April 1st, 2014 // 47 Comments
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“Can I put my top back on?”
“If you want to wait in the car.”

Now that they’ve announced their love to the world, here’s Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of this makes sense to me. Not a goddamn lick of it.

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  1. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    PussyPatrol
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    Shirts Vs Skins

  2. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    Dammit! When are they going to have a sex tape leaked? Do I have to film and distribute it myself?

  3. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    YES!

  4. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    It’s no big deal for Cara to be topless. She’s a model, I’m sure there are topless pics of her available already. But Michelle’s never gonna give us the goods, is she?

  5. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    George P. Burdell
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    Those little bitty titties don’t need great big stars.

  6. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    What we have here is an assemblage of mosquito bites.

  7. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    sad trombone sound.

  8. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    Sweet Jesus, I bet my 41K lesbian porn was made excursively for men.

  9. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    WTF? XBoX/PS3 controls! Niiice

  10. anonymous

    Cara can cover those back up. I’ve seen bigger titties on dudes in the locker room at the gym.

  11. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    Michele, “The guy tried to impress me by saying his penis was this long!”
    Cara, “Men, who needs them amiright? Bahahahahahahaha!”

  12. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    Michele, “The guy tried to impress me by saying his penis was this long!”
    Cara, “Men, who needs them amiright? Bahahahahahahaha!”

  13. develingne just sounds like it’s a lesbian sex act.

  14. two DOG FACED lesbians. so not hot.

  15. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    IdDoThat
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    “STOP IT! You’ll make me hard, then everyone will know.”

  16. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Ruckus
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    “Wanna go back to the room and watch Personal Best again?”

  17. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Ruckus
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    “I think I found a starfish.”

  18. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Ruckus
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    It’s like watching Pollocks scissor.

  19. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Coco T-Rex
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    I came for the topless pics, but I’m not gonna lie: THIS is what I really wanted to see!

  20. wow

    I still don’t get why this ugly girl is a supermodel? Look at her eyebrows, her belly… Michelle looks better.

  21. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    I think I was in Boy Scout’s with that guy.

  22. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Icehawg
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    Fugly. Fugly fugly fugly. And she’s a model? Christ.

  23. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    I always thought it was considered rude, when in the presence of a topless lady, to not stare at her boobies with your mouth agape. But maybe that’s just me.

  24. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    “Outta the way bitch, I see Heidi Klum’s nipple!”

  25. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    She’s barely bigger than a boy.

  26. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    It’s good to know that even lesbians do that “OOOooops” move to touch boobs.

  27. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    what is that, a pregnancy test that they clearly don’t need?

  28. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
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    Michelle made her swim topless, and then dig clams. You know what I mean…

  29. Cara Delevingne Topless Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Makeout
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    I usually dig lesbian porn but these two dykes are both ugly.

    • 99.9999% of the ‘lesbians’ in lesbian porn are not lesbians. Take one look at the fingernails, and it’s pretty much a dead giveaway that it’s a bunch of BS. Actual lesbian porn would be, well .. this.

  30. kery

    They look good together and Cara has her real tits not like other plastic celebrities.

  31. Bob

    One of these two women works out…and it’s not the young fashion model. Gee.

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