Michelle Rodriguez’s Pubes, Anyone?

Now that we’re done talking about the political future of the free world, let’s get back to the real issues. Namely celebrity pubes, whose can I see? Today, it’s Michelle Rodriguez because posting pictures of hairy vagina top parts is how I make a living which I then immediately squander on handwritten notes about how much Donald Trump hates Mexicans forcing me to start the whole process all over again. Do you know hard it is to find pubes in Hollywood? It’s like frisking a preschool. – *hears tape recorder click as Chris Hansen whispers ‘Gotcha’* – Sonofabitch.

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