Michelle Rodriguez Is Banging Cara Delevingne
Presumably because Vin Diesel always talks about cars when they do it, or she has amnesia again (Damn your undercover missions, Paul Walker. DAMN THEM TO HELL.), Michelle Rodriguez confirmed to The Mirror that she’s dating Cara Delevingne. Which is cool, it’s 2014. Lesbians be free to lesbianate. I’m just concerned with what happened to the Dos Equis guy. He has a heart, too, goddammit. *rereads notes* I’m sorry, did I say heart? I meant a zeal for life that just fingerbanged your mom into Carcosa. I always get those two confused.