Michelle Rodriguez Is Banging Cara Delevingne

February 19th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Presumably because Vin Diesel always talks about cars when they do it, or she has amnesia again (Damn your undercover missions, Paul Walker. DAMN THEM TO HELL.), Michelle Rodriguez confirmed to The Mirror that she’s dating Cara Delevingne. Which is cool, it’s 2014. Lesbians be free to lesbianate. I’m just concerned with what happened to the Dos Equis guy. He has a heart, too, goddammit. *rereads notes* I’m sorry, did I say heart? I meant a zeal for life that just fingerbanged your mom into Carcosa. I always get those two confused.

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  1. coljack

    Cara: “So is THIS how you perform cunnilingus? I swear I want to learn.”

  2. I’d buy that for a dollar.

  3. The Dude

    I dont get the whole “Anorexic Heroin Addict” look.

  4. anonymous

    Looks like MR is already tired of her shit.

  5. Looks like somebody had money on the Knicks.

  6. Cara Delevingne Drunk Banging Michelle Rodriguez Elle Style Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Those are some oppressive eyebrows. Those are eyebrows that belong on an old Russian communist party leader.
    But Michelle seems to like ‘em….3 cheers for twoo love.

  7. Why can’t they have a leaked sex tape?

  8. That picture simply shouts.” Bitch, I’m watching the game, just may be tonight I’ll let you eat me!”(Michelle’s thought bubble)

  9. And hey, who among us wouldn’t want to be banging a supermodel 21 years their junior?

  10. Kenny

    Never heard of them, they do nothing for me.

    Can we have more pix of Kate Upton in zero g’s?

  11. M-theory

    Wow, she’s gay? I would have never suspected…. said nobody ever.

    Look in every role she’s ever played she’s basically a dude that happens to have a vagina so yeah no surprise at all.

  12. Now that’s a “Girl Fight” I wouldn’t mind watching.

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    She looks like a real catch….

  14. “Yes, I get it, noob. Now put that thing away and go get me a giant soft pretzel.”

  15. I’d say they both have great taste (so to speak). They’re both hot.

  16. Beer for thought

    Those pics of wasted Ana Lucia must go down in the history of awesomeness. They seem like a fun couple anyways.

  17. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Lesbian or not, Michelle Rodriguez is ugly and her personality is disgusting.

  18. I’d love to see them have sex. Seriously.

  19. Cara seems like the famous equivalent of your friend’s annoying kid who won’t shut up or leave you alone when you go over to visit, so you just start finding ways to always hang out at your place, but then they start bringing them along, so you just start making excuses as to why you can’t hang out because you haven’t the heart to tell them that you cant stand being around their obnoxious brat, and you feel guilty, but they are too busy with their kids to even really notice, so you just drift apart, and eventually only talk by ‘liking’ each other’s Facebook posts once a year.

    Cara the friendship killer.

  20. coljack

    Cara: “We’re dating, I’m a lesbian, fine fine. But THIS is still what I think of the WNBA, OK?”

  21. coljack

    “Michelle, I want you to know – THIS is what I think of guys now.”

  22. tlmck

    It’s hard to tell which is the “butch” one.

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    She looks like an axe murderer.

  24. YumYum

    Bangin’ her with what? Her fist or her mouth?

  25. rando the randomator

    nice Carcosa ref. Cthulhu keep phtagn on!

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