Michelle Rodriguez Wore a Bikini Again

June 9th, 2011 // 43 Comments

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez in Spain today where she managed to keep her butt crack in check making me immediately question the importance/necessity of these photos. While my need for pageviews says, “Berkinis!” my heart whispers, “No ass crack?” as it looks forlornly out the window, a solitary tear trailing slowly down its left ventricle.

It may never love again.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Abby Normal


  2. RoboZombie

    Charlie Sheen looks like shit here.

  3. bdog821


  4. I’ll forgive the lackage of crackage since she already come thru a couple times this spring. Sexy hot mess.

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Damn – thought you had an old picture of Jim Morrison until I notice the tits (or what we’ll assume are tits). Yikes – that’s a face that’ll make you gnaw off your own arm in the morning.

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      Vin dons a wig and fights crime in this next installment of Fast and Furious.

  6. baron of all media

    There needs to be a poll of “Most likely to be a demon in the sack” because this chick would win going away. I need her in my basement, stat!

  7. Any Guy

    wow, face of DOG. WOOF.

  8. This one would be a dream in the sack. She has a hot, fit body, but her face is sufficiently gnarled where she probably feel the need to try hard during sex.

    If she’s crazy, it would make it even better.

  9. Chicken Chickenovich Chickenova

    If I was a guy and I saw her it would take me exacty 0.5 seconds to lose an erection. Rodriguez? Permanent-PMTguez more like.

  10. Any Guy

    THIRTY TWO fuckin’ pics of this mess? Damn fish, hope they were 1 cent a piece or you just got RIPPED off.

  11. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The rental shop showed her bigger and bigger surfboards and she would just shake her head and say “That just ain’t gonna’ do, Dog.”

  12. Pong

    I’d hit her so fast, that the empty Mojito wouldnt have the time to hit the sand.

  13. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Gah, she can’t even be categorized as a butter face. Margarine, maybe?

  14. SaladFace

    clifton collins jr looks pretty good, but Fish- get to know ur celebs names if ur gonna run a site already.

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “damn, still no penis”

  16. Bob

    isn’t she a rug muncher?

  17. Cardinal Fang

    I’ll take you Michelle! We can play border wars in bed. This time I get to be the border guard and you get to be the immigrant.

  18. i’d let her eat my ass any day…

  19. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a man baby

  20. fapappy

    Hey bro..get me another beer bro..what times the game on bro? Wait a minute bro, why you got tits bro?

  21. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she’s on the fruit cup step of her 12 step program.

  22. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    You guys really must not know much about womens at all. A Number 1- This one is not particularly fond of our parts, A Number 2 -if you did happen to get her trashed enough to get in your beds you would have the best orgasm of your life, your manseed would shoot out with such force you’d put a hole in the wall and a sonic boom would be heard for miles….but once again, all that time in mommy’s basement has you thinking Gwenneth Paltrow would be good in bed….I pity you, yet you disgust me

    • vitobonespur

      At least we know that “women” is already plural and doesn’t require an “s” at the end. But you seem to be confused as to whether or not you like her. She doesn’t like “our parts” (how do you know…maybe it’s just YOU she doesn’t like) and we disgust you (closet homo?). Yet in the same breath you imply that she would be a great fuck (implying you are straight).

      I happen to agree that she would be dynamite in the rack, but I’ll withhold judgment as to her genital preference until she tells me personally. She’s a great fantasy.

    • Jovy

      Is that you, Michelle?

  23. PTFunk

    Eric Estrada after his fourth sex change operation. Next up, some SERIOUS facial reconstruction.

  24. Veronica

    She’s the ultimate homo novas. A man and woman all in one. She can probably fuck herself and reproduce and protect her babies from predators.

  25. tlmck

    Fail. It is only a bikini pic if you can see both halves. In this case the bottom is always covered. Pic 9 is the only half decent one, and only her lesbian partner has a decent view.

  26. 15piecesofflare

    Klaus Kinski!

  27. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You people are crazy. She’s totally effin’ hot.

  28. Hugh Gentry

    I’d rather see my mother in a bikini.

  29. the captain

    please call the “New York Times” & “Denver Post”, folks!!

  30. the captain

    ………………this is indeed BREAKING NEWS!!

  31. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    super girl!

  32. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face isn’t THAT bad.

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