And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez at Eden Roc where she stays every year for Cannes because she’s a bisexual spider-monkey who constantly dives off shit. Also, they let her jump on top of cars as they pull up so people can feed her grapes through a cracked window. “Ha, look, honey, she’s grabbing your tit. We loved you in Lost!”

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