Michelle Rodriguez Partied With Boner Boy Again

“Oh, shit, is that your mom?”
“Well, that would explain this.”

It isn’t a Cannes festival if Michelle Rodriguez isn’t diving off a rock in a bikini, so here she is doing just that with her old pal Boner Boy because apparently that friendship is still going on. What do they even talk about? Besides how hard Stephanie Seymour makes them obviously. Or is that enough to form a relationship? I honestly don’t meet a lot of people writing about tits in my basement. I’m as shocked as you are.

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