Michelle Rodriguez In A Bikini With Boner Boy? Yup, It’s The Apocalypse

May 27th, 2014 // 21 Comments

There’ve been rumors that Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up, but what none of those rumors mentioned is that Michelle spent the weekend hanging out with an all grow’d up Boner Boy making this the most random and incredible rebound in the history of the world. Mostly because you never see a couple where both people would bang one of their moms at the drop of a hat. It’s practically unheard of (this far north).

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  1. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Nice tramp stamp. {{vomit}}

    • I’m fairly sure that in most civilized countries men getting tattooed in that particular area is a violation of constitutional law unless it’s part of a full-back piece. And even then, it has to be inked last.

    • Bob

      Just because a woman is confident enough to have a healthy social life and has a tattoo…Oh…

  2. Colin

    Isn’t he gay? And barely legal? Wait a second, this isn’t one of those Bryan Singer pool parties, is it?

  3. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    that ass needs an eating…

  4. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Now I have a boner….

  5. I’m a take this as the possibility that she had returned back to the penis… or plans to.

  6. malaka

    for one thing, pretending to be gay has always been an effective strategy for getting close to sexy bitches.
    bitches feel safer and more comfortable around guys who don’t want to mount them constantly.

  7. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Boner boy looks to be at half-mast with Michelle. She isn’t a Stephanie.

  8. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Their burgeoning friendship was ruined when Stephanie walked out and Michelle’s boner was a lot bigger than his.

  9. Michelle Rodriguez is, and always has been, an incredibly hot woman. I’d love to see her munching a rug while I’m reaming out some pipes. Either that or she could make me a sandwich.

  10. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Nice bush

  11. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    “Cara’s face went here.”

  12. PassingTrue

    In the words of Officer Barbrady: “Nothing to see here.”

  13. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
    Paully-O
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    mmm…loks like we got a little double-dipping going on here!

  14. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
    qwerty
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    Shle looks like Rosie O’Donnell when she smiles, am I the only person who sees this?

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Boner Boy Peter Brant Jr
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    Nice whale tail.

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