Michelle Rodriguez Doing Backflips In A Bikini

June 30th, 2014 // 19 Comments

The last post was kind of a (Robert) downer (Jr.) – Kill me. Break into my house and kill me. – so here’s Michelle Rodriguez drinking and doing backflips off a yacht in Sardinia. And without the presence of Boner Boy or Cara Delevingne who never understood her passion for falling recklessly off a sea vessel. Because it’s not who we are that defines us, it’s how much rum we can chug before hoping the ocean will snap our neck before Vin Diesel holds another cast meeting where he makes Paul Walker‘s corpse talk like a puppet. “Guys, Brian and I just weren’t feeling it from you yesterday. In fact, we get the impression some of you are questioning Brian’s commitment. — *moves jaw with hands* Yeah, guys, I can’t help it my arm fell off back there, but that’s why Dom and I will be best friends forever. I’ve got his back, and he makes sure mine’s not flaking all over the cars. Sorry about that by the way. — Brian, you don’t have to apologize to these people. Family means never having to apologize. Now get your sorry asses over here and hug your brother for making him self-conscious. I said HUG HIM.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, CIAO/AKM-GSI

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    polk
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    a steely dan for Cara Delevingne

  2. Is Michelle still a lesbian?

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    Biff
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    That’s the same face she made when Vin Diesel asked her to return in Fast & Furious 6.

    “I hate manure”

  4. Man, did that post went dark with the Paul Walker shit.

    Funny dark, but still dark as hell.

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    A Realist
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    It was at this moment that Michelle knew…

    …she fucked up.

  6. buzz

    Neither her or that Cara chick’s been seen in pics together for a while now. They broken up?

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    I bet you just tilted your head to the right didn’t you..

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    Somewhere right now, in a mothers basement, a nerd is carefully cropping this photo to make the Internets next and most awesome meme.

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    She was the epitome of ladylike grace…

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    “Steel boner selfie!”

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    Back pain
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    She’ll hump anything but a man

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    MZ MIZRY
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    was she diving in or getting thrown in?

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    Sadako takes a boat trip. Then she Michael Myers go zip-lining at Beaver Creek.

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    celchu478
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    Probably first pole she had between her legs in a while.

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    A Realist
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    Natalie Woooood! Nooooooo!!!

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    Holy shit, she took her trademark “Dying in the 3rd Act” into real life.

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