Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini

May 16th, 2011 // 63 Comments

“Hmm. Needs more tank top…”

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez at Eden Roc in France yesterday proving she could probably beat the shit out of every actress in Hollywood, if not 75% of the dudes. Seriously, when she’s not cliff-diving, she’s scaling the goddamn walls to swing from a rope and flash her buttcrack at everyone within sight. It’s like looking at the Rambo of bikini photos. I’m amazed the last shot isn’t Brian Dennehy being wheeled off on a stretcher.

MICHELLE: We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said, “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s fuckin’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Michelle! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “With what? I can’t find your fuckin’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”
FRIEND: … This is why I don’t drink with you anymore. Also, the drunk driving.
MICHELLE: They drew first blood, not me. *pukes into a croissant*

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News

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    bob
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    near miss on the cooze shot

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    bob
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    haters gonna hate

  3. vitobonespur

    She is sooo naughty looking. And judging by some of the pics, she has a slamming ass! She should have just tossed the bottoms so we could check out all of her goodies.

    • Honest Abe

      I AGREE!! Don’t pass up scrolling thru all the pics for some sweet ass shots… Whats that line from Aerosmith, ” Buns up and kneelin’, my ace in the hole so to speak..”

  4. coelee

    That first line in quotes made me spit out my toothpaste. Good one.

  5. Fred

    Did she have a wardrobe malfunction there? She almost lost her bikini bottom.

  6. the captain

    let’s be gload she IS fruitful, folks.
    THIS MEANS HEALTHY KIDS!!

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    DoUchEbaGelS
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    “Quickly, remove Khloe Kardashian’s tampon before she cramps up even more!!”

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    DoUchEbaGelS
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    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

  9. Veronica

    This chick should play wonderwoman.

  10. I’d allow her to scrub my floors for $5/hour.

  11. Lovemypussyhairthick

    Bet if she didn’t shave that pussy hair would be so black and thick.

  12. Cock Dr

    Look, someone actually having healthy outdoor fun at Cannes. How weird is that.

  13. "Roughing"

    The legend of Mi-rod lord of the apes. I like the sound that.

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    Maeby
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    ill fitting bathing suit.

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Maeby
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    I would kill for those legs.

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    Misana
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    I have never seen a bathing suit fall off someone like that…weird

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    j/k
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    “I’ll tuck my penis right here…”

  18. JC

    Don’t be so angry with your breasts, Michelle. They’re quite nice.

  19. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    sexy /..

  20. lovin the buttcrack bonanza — happy monday!

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    Great White Pygmy
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    I really like the framing on this shot.
    And look at that form!

  22. Ismoss

    Three chicks in bikinis and no boner.

  23. Parker

    bikini buttcrack is my favorite narcotic

  24. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    Seriously?

  25. If your skirt repeatedly ends up a tube around your waist, you might just want to take it off.

  26. Michelle Rodriguez is a hell of an optical illusion. If you take the bikini photos and put your thumb over her face, you think “whoa…nice! sexy looking chick!”, then take your thumb off and it’s like the sexual attractiveness of her body implodes and drags all the sexy off the people around her too. She’s living proof that a pinched and bitchy look permanently attached to a chicks face will negate every else she has going for her.

  27. Venom

    I love her, she is so goddamn hot.
    Pus she is one of the best actresses out there, I love her in any movie she does.

  28. Watch out for any floating Baby Ruth bars, if you jump in after that crack.

  29. zomgbie

    m-rod rocks cannes. :)

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    lol
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    Awesome legs

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    Charmless Man
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    COMIN’ ATCHA, OCEAN!!!

  32. assman

    I haven’t seen anyone hike their trunks up that high since George Foreman retired.

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    Charmless Man
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    Got some balls on her.

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    The Observer
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    She’s all kinds of sexy.

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    Mmmm…come to daddy.

  36. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    I would kill to be *between* those legs.

  37. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    I want to stick my face in her crack.

  38. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    Damn she is hot!

  39. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    Oh, hell yeah!

  40. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
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    I’ve officially gone past the Crying Game line with Michelle – I just wanna go down on whatever she’s got down there.

  41. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    I’d love to have her sit on my face.

  42. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    That tush looks delightfully delectable.

  43. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    The Observer
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    She always gets photographed making the weirdest expressions.

  44. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a lot of actresses rock the bikini/cumberbun combo.

  45. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini
    Double D
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    culo slot

  46. The Lord Almighty

    Perma pissed off face.

  47. Once she tears those off she’ll finally get the respect she’s been craving. You know, the respect that comes with having a penis.

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    reformed_druid
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    It’s sad when guys try to were women’s bathing suits, they just don’t have enough hips to keep them up.

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    john johnson
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    can you say ghost?..hey babe, see ya in “fast and the furious 6″

  50. john johnson

    can you say ghost?..hey sexy, see ya in “fast and furious 6″.

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