“Hmm. Needs more tank top…”
Here’s Michelle Rodriguez at Eden Roc in France yesterday proving she could probably beat the shit out of every actress in Hollywood, if not 75% of the dudes. Seriously, when she’s not cliff-diving, she’s scaling the goddamn walls to swing from a rope and flash her buttcrack at everyone within sight. It’s like looking at the Rambo of bikini photos. I’m amazed the last shot isn’t Brian Dennehy being wheeled off on a stretcher.
MICHELLE: We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said, “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s fuckin’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Michelle! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “With what? I can’t find your fuckin’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”
FRIEND: … This is why I don’t drink with you anymore. Also, the drunk driving.
MICHELLE: They drew first blood, not me. *pukes into a croissant*
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News
near miss on the cooze shot
So, so close!
haters gonna hate
She is sooo naughty looking. And judging by some of the pics, she has a slamming ass! She should have just tossed the bottoms so we could check out all of her goodies.
I AGREE!! Don’t pass up scrolling thru all the pics for some sweet ass shots… Whats that line from Aerosmith, ” Buns up and kneelin’, my ace in the hole so to speak..”
That first line in quotes made me spit out my toothpaste. Good one.
Did she have a wardrobe malfunction there? She almost lost her bikini bottom.
let’s be gload she IS fruitful, folks.
THIS MEANS HEALTHY KIDS!!
“Quickly, remove Khloe Kardashian’s tampon before she cramps up even more!!”
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
This chick should play wonderwoman.
I’d allow her to scrub my floors for $5/hour.
If I could find ANYONE to do housework for $5 an hour, she could look like Ru Paul for all I care.
Bet if she didn’t shave that pussy hair would be so black and thick.
Look, someone actually having healthy outdoor fun at Cannes. How weird is that.
The legend of Mi-rod lord of the apes. I like the sound that.
ill fitting bathing suit.
I would kill for those legs.
I have never seen a bathing suit fall off someone like that…weird
“I’ll tuck my penis right here…”
Don’t be so angry with your breasts, Michelle. They’re quite nice.
Why do I have to cover my pecs?
The other guys don’t.
sexy /..
lovin the buttcrack bonanza — happy monday!
I really like the framing on this shot.
And look at that form!
Three chicks in bikinis and no boner.
bikini buttcrack is my favorite narcotic
Seriously?
Dead seriously: right between them, my face.
If your skirt repeatedly ends up a tube around your waist, you might just want to take it off.
Michelle Rodriguez is a hell of an optical illusion. If you take the bikini photos and put your thumb over her face, you think “whoa…nice! sexy looking chick!”, then take your thumb off and it’s like the sexual attractiveness of her body implodes and drags all the sexy off the people around her too. She’s living proof that a pinched and bitchy look permanently attached to a chicks face will negate every else she has going for her.
She never really grew out of ‘Girl Fight’ apparently.
I love her, she is so goddamn hot.
Pus she is one of the best actresses out there, I love her in any movie she does.
It’s puss. Not pus.
Actually I meany plus, but puss is good too. lol
Watch out for any floating Baby Ruth bars, if you jump in after that crack.
m-rod rocks cannes. :)
Awesome legs
COMIN’ ATCHA, OCEAN!!!
I haven’t seen anyone hike their trunks up that high since George Foreman retired.
Got some balls on her.
She’s all kinds of sexy.
Mmmm…come to daddy.
I would kill to be *between* those legs.
I want to stick my face in her crack.
Damn she is hot!
Oh, hell yeah!
I’ve officially gone past the Crying Game line with Michelle – I just wanna go down on whatever she’s got down there.
I’d love to have her sit on my face.
That tush looks delightfully delectable.
She always gets photographed making the weirdest expressions.
Not a lot of actresses rock the bikini/cumberbun combo.
culo slot
Perma pissed off face.
Once she tears those off she’ll finally get the respect she’s been craving. You know, the respect that comes with having a penis.
It’s sad when guys try to were women’s bathing suits, they just don’t have enough hips to keep them up.
were=wear
can you say ghost?..hey babe, see ya in “fast and the furious 6″
can you say ghost?..hey sexy, see ya in “fast and furious 6″.