Known Transsexual Michelle Obama Murdered Joan Rivers, Obviously

“Then I was all like, ‘Bitch, my secret dies with you, bitch!’ Stab stab stab. Then we made it look like an accident.”
“My mom said I was going to learn about fencing.”
“Your mama lied.”

When we last left Alex Jones, he was letting Billy Corgan rant about SJWs while extolling the virtues of Alex Jones’ brand boner tonic, which is really the main point of everything he says. Because if there’s a central theme to this post, it’s you’re a goddamn fucking idiot if you believe the shit coming out of Alex Jones’ mouth. Like his latest gem about Michelle Obama murdering Joan Rivers because she figured out the first lady is secretly a man. You seriously can’t make this shit up. Unless you have boner drops to sell then it just flies right out of you. It’s like it’ll never stop. Via Right Wing Watch:

“Don’t forget,” Jones said, “the famous comedienne Joan Rivers said, ‘Of course everyone knows she’s a tranny.’ She’s dead serious, ‘She’s a man.’ Deader than a doornail in a routine operation where basically she had fire poured down her throat and was a fire-breathing goblin. Dead on arrival. Shoot your mouth off, honey, you will die.”
Jones didn’t stop there.
“I really think — her daughters don’t look like her — I really think this is some weird hoax they did again,” he said, “just like he didn’t get sworn in on the Bible, it was the Quran. All this weirdness, I mean, I used to laugh at this stuff, but man, it’s all about rubbing our noses in it. I think it’s all an arranged marriage, it’s all completely fake and it’s this big sick joke because he’s obsessed with transgender, just like some weird cult or something. I think Michelle Obama is a man. I really do. I really do. I believe it.”

If you’re like me, you probably have way too many blood relatives who think 9/11 was an inside job and/or that Sandy Hook was an elaborate hoax to take our guns. That shit comes from this guy. That’s the idiot they’re listening to. Alex “Michelle Obama Is Obviously A Man Because Why Else Would Her Husband Support Transgender Rights?” Jones. People who are allowed to vote in this country trust that as a news source. We’re all gonna die.

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