Michelle Lewin in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Thursday 2.20.14

February 20th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down to the “Bikini string knots, how do they work?” move, but without the feverish anticipation menacing dread that a penis could spring out at any moment. I could have left you guys hanging, but I feel I hooked it up. It’s like I’m maturing…could it soon be time for me to graduate to Young Man of Photography? Teen Pic Wonder?

Nevermind, that last one sounded like a German site on “the deep web,”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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    Ralph
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    Look at the third picture…what’s going on with her lips?

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    ben dover
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    Shes trying to look like DONATELLA VERSACE, do like the freckles on her back though

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    Cock Dr
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    Bolt ons and a ghoul face….maybe South America isn’t the best place 2 go for plastic surgery.

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    Cock Dr
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    Happiness is…..lying on a warm beach, having your ass rubbed by some muscle bound lunkhead while eating cookies (or something resembling cookies…she’s a fitness model so it’s probably chipmunk shit granola).

  5. this dude shits bigger then i do. no thanks.

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    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Blurry Beach Hermit scopin’ it out…….

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Kim, if you want a fake ass, make it look like this one.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Whenever I try that, I get my ass kicked.

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    ultra
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    watch out, r kelly’s about to pee on you, girl

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, what a fucking body

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    anonym
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    ugly profile and fake tits

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    anonym
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    yeah, that will turn into skin cancer

  13. MarketingMike

    Wow! Yet another ugly, butterface, plastic tit, callogen lipped,
    South American prostitute/model/escort. This one appears
    to be on roids too. Nice!

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    Deacon Jones
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    oh sweet, sweet, google images

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    DJ
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    “Female Jennifer Nicole Lee”…..that s**** is funny, dude!

  16. Hugh Evers

    PB- reliving puberty -everyday- by posting tits and ass with dick and vagina jokes isn’t ‘technically’ maturing, but you should change your name if it is restricting your evolution as an artist. Here you are displaying the age-old “the ass makes up for the face” – and yet it feels as fresh as ever. Good work.

    • MarketingMike

      I don’t care for the plastic, but…
      She does have a world class ass.
      Little Baldwin should take notes!

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    Dugger
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    0.1% body fat, 5% silicone.

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    Oh Lordy! Check that out!

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    Soft-core porn. If you wanna do it, at least do it right. This is just BS.

  20. Michelle Lewin Bikini
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    Great, Photo Boy, another chick in another bikini andHOLY FUCK! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?

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    Girl is hot as fuck. And Latin. Or in Latin. Hot as fuck in any language.

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    lawn
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    I would be worried about those thighs crushing me in her throes of ecstasy.

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    BenDoverman
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    There’s always a white dude in the back saying it all with his peenus

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