Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down to the “Bikini string knots, how do they work?” move, but without the feverish anticipation menacing dread that a penis could spring out at any moment. I could have left you guys hanging, but I feel I hooked it up. It’s like I’m maturing…could it soon be time for me to graduate to Young Man of Photography? Teen Pic Wonder?
Nevermind, that last one sounded like a German site on “the deep web,”
- Photo Boy
Photo: Pacific Coast News