Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

May 22nd, 2014 // 51 Comments

- Reese Witherspoon in a police uniform, anyone? (I’m calling her Detective Prego.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry‘s son constantly wants to breastfeed. I can’t imagine why. [Dlisted]

- And now Girls Motorboating Girls. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner‘s inevitable sex tape is going to be awesome. You can already tell. [Fishwrapper]

- Tori Spelling pegged Dean McDermott in the butt. Yup. [The Frisky]

- I still refuse to believe Justin Bieber had sex with this. [Popoholic]

- And speaking of, Sharon Osbourne should’ve been his mother. [Starpulse]

- Courtney Stodden says Doug Hutchison was her first. Suuure, he was. [tooFab]

- Amy Willerton‘s a naked lady in a seashell. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Benson and the rest of Pretty Little Liars do GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    This is her best side.
    Mike apparently loves breasts whether they’re home grown or from the LA Silicone Warehouse.

    • Eh it pretty much becomes a necessity for fitness models to get implants when they have such low body fat.

    • Apparently he loves Blake Lively, Hillary Duff, and Michelle Lewin- no distinct pattern here, eclectic tastes I guess.

    • mark

      yah, I hear you regarding tit size – actually I totally prefer a small, firm titted woman with a petite frame. though that said, holy smokes in the morning!! you can almost see corn wagon wrinkles!! more like this please.

  2. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Kanye H. West on a popsicle stick!!

  3. Amy Willerton‘s is NOT a naked lady in a seashell. Moron

  4. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    cc
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    So, how much longer am I going to sit here, frozen with a coffee mug halfway to my face?

  5. Could do without the big fakers, but muscle on a gal is always welcome.

  6. I was expecting some story about Jesus Christ, based on the title of the post.

  7. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Fuck yes. I love a woman with muscle tone, especially some nice abs.

  8. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    That’s a great ass.

  9. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Wow.

  10. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Jesus Christ is correct. What a conglomeration of ugly.

  11. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    In the famous words of philosopher and economist Adam Smith, “Holy shit, would you look at that!”

    What? He must have said it at one point or another.

    • I believe he remarked on it once casually in “The Wealth of Nations”. Ahhhh yes, in a footnote of “Book III: Of the different Progress of Opulence in different Nations.”

  12. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Honey, you’ve got a lot to smile about.

  13. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    postal service could end for millions
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    that’s a man, baby.

  14. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    That’s kind of perfect.

  15. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    I usually don’t go for the muscular chicks, I like my women soft, but that is spectacular.

  16. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    PassingTrue
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    Somebody went waaay past the pretty and didn’t stop till they got to the “inflate to 32 psi” standard.

  17. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    Voice of Reisling
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    Ugh. Bolt-ons.

  18. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    kmag
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    she’d be perfect except for the bolt-ons.

  19. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    GeneralZod
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    She is fantastic. However,. I do wish there was a pic of her pre-implants. Totally understand the need for them given her line of work but super curious.

  20. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Her kegal muscles could snap a man right off.

  21. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

  22. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    Ronaldo
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    Damnnnnnnn

  23. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    She could come up to me and say ” I have AIDS, fuck me without a condom” and I’d proceed to immediately

  24. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    She’s got more muscle fibers in her labia majora than I have in my entire body. I’m talking about fast-twitch fibers of course.

  25. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Butter

  26. “Amy Willerton‘s a naked lady in a seashell”

    LIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  27. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    adrian
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    She really puts the Butt in Butterface!

  28. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    Those two photos above are amazing of her.

  29. gumbypokey

    You should hear her speak. I’m not gonna lie, it’s … unsettling. But my penis can let it slide (hah!).

  30. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
    Lasagna hog
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    It’s like Jennifer Nicole Lee without the penis.

  31. Michelle Lewin Butt Thong String Bikini
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    i’d wear that like a hat.

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