Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Reese Witherspoon in a police uniform, anyone? (I’m calling her Detective Prego.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry’s son constantly wants to breastfeed. I can’t imagine why. [Dlisted]

- And now Girls Motorboating Girls. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner’s inevitable sex tape is going to be awesome. You can already tell. [Fishwrapper]

- Tori Spelling pegged Dean McDermott in the butt. Yup. [The Frisky]

- I still refuse to believe Justin Bieber had sex with this. [Popoholic]

- And speaking of, Sharon Osbourne should’ve been his mother. [Starpulse]

- Courtney Stodden says Doug Hutchison was her first. Suuure, he was. [tooFab]

- Amy Willerton’s a naked lady in a seashell. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ashley Benson and the rest of Pretty Little Liars do GQ. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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