Michelle Hunziker Wears Bikinis Too

May 3rd, 2012 // 22 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

If you ask Wikipedia, “Who’s Michelle Hunziker?”, they’ll tell you she’s a Swiss television hostess, actress, model and singer. But if you ask them “Does she wear bikinis?”; “Does she wear a bikini while drinking Fiji water?”; “From the bottle or a cup?”; “What color is the back of that bikini?”; they’ve got nothing for you. And that’s where we come in. Answering the tough questions that online encyclopedias just don’t have the backbone to handle.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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    Frank Burns
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    We’re happy to see you too Michelle!

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    Frank Burns
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    0_0

  3. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Wikipedia also doesn’t mention her impending engagement to me.

  4. da troof

    dime a dozen

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    Frank Burns
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    She’s listening to “How to Torment Frank Burns in One Easy Lesson.” Mission accomplished, Michelle. Mission accomplished!

  6. Deacon Jones

    The location she’s at says ” I’m a superficial bitch”

    The trashy tattoo arm band says “You can do me in the butt”

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    Some Guy
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    Nice toes.

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    catapostrophe
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    She looks like she needs everybody to be checking her out.

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    catapostrophe
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    That is one tall, lean, delicious-looking Bloody Mary.

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    catapostrophe
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    Not pictured: her shockingly repulsive attitude.

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    johnjay
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    fap fa….. ok i´m done!!

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    Fujiyama-san
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    Fiji. Not Fuji. Important because Fuji might contain volcanic ash and/or nuclear fallout particles, whereas Fiji likely contains residual bits of a young Brooke Shields frolicking in the Blue Lagoon.

    Don’t mention it.

  13. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    I can’t wait for the tattoo fad to go away. And the mole fad.

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    LegMan
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    I’d like to yodel in that canyon.

  15. OK PB, thanks for that info however I’m sure there is one person around who wants to know what shoes she used to accessorize this bikini.

  16. Hugh Evers

    And if it just so happens that she can make a good sandwich… then that’s a bonus.

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    mrsmass
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    they zoomed in way too close. her face is not that great.

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