Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini and Other News

June 29th, 2011 // 44 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Lady Gaga is crazy enough to blend in with Japanese television. [Huffington Post]

- Gabriel Aubry may be using his daughter for international espionage. [Dlisted]

- Prince Harry is giving this chick the royal scepter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Joanna Krupa will save Europe’s economy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Amber Rose is naked. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And Kate Upton in her “Bare Necessities.” [Popoholic]

- These chicks don’t know what bras are. [theCHIVE]

- Heidi Klum does that topless body-hug magazine cover thing. [TooFab]

- Hollywood will poop on our faces next summer. [Just Jared]

- Fergie fell out of Jessica Simpson‘s closet and into a gay rodeo. [Celebslam]

- James Franco is Joaquin Phoenix now, but way douchier. [Buzzfeed]

- Online Dating: Not just for creepy pedophiles anymore! [Maxim]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Autumn Reeser [Heavy]

- Hot Celebrities With Sexy Brains As Well [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Honest Abe

    I hear the words of ” I’m proud to be an American” running thru my head as I look at these!

  2. i should have saved rosie for last, now everything else today will pale by comparison. even amber rose masturbating. oh well.

    note to self, dust off black belt, kick stratham’s arse, steal his bird..

  3. God is Black

    While everyone debates whether they would fuck Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Vs. Megan Fox, I would fuck this this Swiss beauty very hard indeed.Oh she may be 34 but damn ,Bay you Douche, think out of the box and lets see Michelle Hunziker in one of your shitty films,Eh?

    • scott

      whats wrong with 34? I have seen some 24 year olds who couldnt compare to some 35 year olds, seriously its all in how well one takes care of their body.

  4. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Damn! Now THAT is a real orgasm

  5. Rancid

    I’m going to keep preaching the Good Word:

    No tats
    No piercings
    Natural skin tone
    Very little to no plastic surgery

    Remove this lady’s clothing and bring her to me immediately.

    • piltdown man


    • Dean

      I agree!!!!!! Sick of these over tatted-over made up-over surgeried bimbos on these sites!! Let’s stick to the au natural’s like this one…..or Minka Kelly or Rachel Bilson or Jessica Alba (not preggo.)

    • Sian

      She actually has some sort of tribal tat on her upper arm, on the right. Lovely, regardless and has a great personality to match. Well, from what I’ve seen on TV shows.

      • Rancid

        That’s true. I didn’t notice the tat at first. I thought it was a shadow from the splashing water. But that’s it – it’s at least subtle.

        She set off some fireworks early this year. Cheers!

  6. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Owie.. I hate wedgies… she better pick that out.

  7. wb

    That’s probably one of the most beautiful 50 year olds that I’ve seen in a while.

  8. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    george costanza
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    gonna need some wohaatah heaaah!

  9. hey fish how’d you miss the dunst upskirt on egotastic! ;)

  10. Ponkur

    She’s got two moles on her chest. Anyone see that?

    • puddleduck

      I did…and it’s possibly her only slight flaw. However, I’d get those things looked at…..STAT!

  11. Frank Burns

    Good god.

  12. Wow. She’s stunning. I don’t know who she is but I really don’t care either!!! Now THAT is what beautiful looks like!!!

  13. cc

    What a spectacular figure…especially her butt.

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    The girl behind is her + Eros Ramazzotti’s 14 years old daughter.

  15. I forget, who is she famous for having sex with?

  16. Anonymous

    Who the hell is Michelle Hunziker?

  17. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    i am chick and i want her ass…lol..how does that happen???

  18. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    NYC I Banker
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  19. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    awww…….this makes me wanna go masturbate…


  20. rough dont pun

    If Amber doesn’t tie down a rapper soon, looks like shed have no choice of going back to her roots.

  21. mark

    She is swiss, but mainly works in Germany, her accent combined with her voice, at lest in German is terrible. But yeah besides all that she’s hot.

  22. Catalectic

    How on Earth could one girl be that hot?!?!? It truly is amazing – and unfair. Now that the bar is set soo astronomically high I’ll never be happy. )-: LOL!

  23. tlmck

    The euros seem to do fake boobs better. Proper proportion as a opposed to the over the top crap in Hollywood.

    I do not like tats either, but I can overlook this one. They oughta get this girl in a Bond movie.

    • Gemma

      In europe we tend to not do things as vulgar as in america. Americans have kind of a reputation of being vulgar here.

      I guess the fake boobliage follow the same standard.

  24. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Cardinal Fang
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    whoa! I actually cleared the keyboard this time. Screen needs cleaning though.

  25. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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    Wow, tanned, well-oiled, AND with extra nipples!

  26. Always say cunt

    Great God Almighty. This is what a woman should look like.

  27. the captain

    quentin tarantin sucks out the cheese between your toes.

  28. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
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  29. Anony

    She’d look a helluva lot better if she had those moles taken off her tits.

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