Michelle Hunziker’s Wearing Bikinis Again
And Other News

- Yesterday was Burn Your Bra Thursday on theChive. I think it went well. [theCHIVE]

- A-Rod calls Cameron Diaz the “greatest human being he ever met.” Notice how he didn’t say “woman.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton’s cleavage makes up for whatever the hell’s happening in The Forbidden Zone For My Eyes. [Popoholic]

- Joan Cusack once told a pre-Precious Gabourey Sidibe to quit acting. [Dlisted]

- Twitter Discovers That Miami’s Newest Quarterback Has A Super Hot Wife [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton’s breasts even look awesome in T-Shirts. ‘Tis a joyous day! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tenacious D’s new video has Val Kilmer in it. (I just sold the shit out this link, I know.) [Heavy]

- This is probably not Kim Kardashian topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Didn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar just have a baby? [TooFab]

- Tarantino’s Django Unchained has pictures now. [FilmDrunk]

- Fringe scores a fifth and final season where, surprise! The island is a metaphor for the after-life or some stupid shit that doesn’t explain anything. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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