Michelle Hunziker’s Wearing Bikinis Again
And Other News

April 27th, 2012 // 26 Comments

- Yesterday was Burn Your Bra Thursday on theChive. I think it went well. [theCHIVE]

- A-Rod calls Cameron Diaz the “greatest human being he ever met.” Notice how he didn’t say “woman.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton‘s cleavage makes up for whatever the hell’s happening in The Forbidden Zone For My Eyes. [Popoholic]

- Joan Cusack once told a pre-Precious Gabourey Sidibe to quit acting. [Dlisted]

- Twitter Discovers That Miami’s Newest Quarterback Has A Super Hot Wife [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts even look awesome in T-Shirts. ‘Tis a joyous day! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tenacious D‘s new video has Val Kilmer in it. (I just sold the shit out this link, I know.) [Heavy]

- This is probably not Kim Kardashian topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Didn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar just have a baby? [TooFab]

- Tarantino’s Django Unchained has pictures now. [FilmDrunk]

- Fringe scores a fifth and final season where, surprise! The island is a metaphor for the after-life or some stupid shit that doesn’t explain anything. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Fresh Tuna

    Something must be done about these hot women wearing bikinis! And by something I mean naked.

  2. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you take 40 pictures of a hottie in a bikini and not get a single butt shot?

  3. Deacon Jones

    Are you guys going to fix your fucking picture scroll thing yet?

    It works until you click on a picture, then it disappears from then on out.

    Am I the only one that is being driven crazy by this?

  4. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Normally I try to say something funny, but in this case all I have to say is who the fuck is that idiot with all those tattoos?

  5. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    0_0 Good god, she’s perfect!

  6. Jonas Grumby

    Stoobid Sarah Michelle Gellar! I was kinda liking ‘Ringer’ now you go and preg it all up, sigh.

  7. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re real! Yesss! Unfortunately so is her ugly tattoo but, yeah, I’d still do.

  8. Interesting, I thought y’all said us Texans were the only racists in the country. Apparently those Boston Bruins fan are from Texas?

  9. Jimbob

    Formula: Take one young thin woman. Insert breast implants. Plump lips. Fix nose. Cap teeth. Dye hair blond and use extensions. Maybe sculpt cheeks or implant chin, if needed. Keep her thin. Exercise her. And you get damned near all of the women who are in bikinis on the Fish.

    Except Kim K.= Brunette with butt implants in addition to above…

    • Frank Burns

      What’s your point?

      • Jimbob

        My point is that I am in love with Shawna Sand and Courtney Stodden. With women, I say, “The faker that better.” To get decent tits that stand the test of time, you have to do implants on a boyishly tthin woman.
        Great natural tits in young women, when they occur (rarely) are soon drowned in the fat that is the genetic future of women who bloom first in the chest followed by everything else in rapid sequence.

  10. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy with tattoo is yummy ;D

  11. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the opposite of camel toe? Camel nose?

  12. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    No she ain’t. Not with those boney shoulders and upper chest. She’s built like a teenage boy with tits.

  13. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but the real story here is the guy with the tattoos and how he’s apparently segmented like an earthworm. How the hell is someone relatively thin AND having hot dog neck?

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    can i have her body please? oh wait…that would require that i hit the gym. damnit.

  15. Michelle Hunziker Bikini
    Bob Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s good looking but a fake blond with big breast implants? Dime a dozen in South Beach.

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