Michelle Duggar Pregnant With 20th Baby

November 8th, 2011 // 278 Comments

Michelle Duggar and her last baby – number 19, by the way – barely survived the pregnancy, so of course she let her husband cram another one into her 45-year-old uterus. Because, seriously, what the hell else is she going to do? Raise the other 19 kids. Think for herself and not let him use her birth canal as a Jesus Cannon? AHAHAHA! Healthy and non-submissive reproduction. You kids say the cutest things. TODAY reports:

The kids thought family patriarch Jim Bob was joking when he broke the news that they would have a new brother or sister, Michelle said. They lined the family up on the staircase for a photo, she recalled, and Jim Bob said, “Smile — Mom’s going to have another baby!”
“Their mouths dropped,” Michelle said, laughing at the memory. “They all looked at me to see if he was joking.”
Jackson, age 7, immediately started rooting for another boy. They’ll find out the gender around Christmas, Michelle told TODAY Moms.
Jim Bob told TODAY Moms that he’s thrilled for their 20th child. “Michelle and I both feel like some of the most blessed parents in the world. Our children are so sweet… we are so grateful to God.”
And, he adds, “We didn’t want to stop on an odd number.”

“Hey, dad, why was I born?”
“Because odd numbers are the work of Satan, son.”

That should go over well. But on a serious note, sincere kudos to TLC for making the most fucked up, insane form of spousal abuse a sugar-coated reality show that glosses over the fact these people are essentially Nazis for Jesus. And don’t Godwin’s law me, because the Duggars belong to the Quiverfull movement which on top of treating women as nothing more than perpetual baby oven housewives who can’t cut their hair (Yup.), preaches continually reproducing so large Christian families eventually become the majority and can marginalize heathen shitbags like myself who don’t continually knock up women because our invincible friend told us to. So if you take one thing away from this post it’s this: Jim Bob Duggar‘s cock is Hitler.

Warn the allies.

Photos: Getty

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  1. OM Suleman

    Yawn! Try doing that in three litters, bitch!

  2. Duggar Family
    Expert on Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit. I wanna hate these 2. -But shit, at least they takin care of they million babies. She even uses the buddy system where the older sibs are designated a younger one and takes care of, tutors and/or monitors their little buddy. THATS FRIKKIN GENIUS (hello Octo Mom!!). They’re married, 100% financially secure (they live off the earnings of the commercial rentals they own) and home school. If your gonna repopulate the earth, at least ACT like you got some sense!

    • Ell

      Except the part about how the kids don’t have lives cause they have to take care of the younger ones..

      And wtf, ‘repopulate’? Since when have we been needing that?

      • isha

        what lives? what “childhood”? the childhood where they are spoiled into brats that get whatever they want, whenever they want? where they eventually goof off, party, drink, do drugs, have sex and get pregnant out of wedlock? at least their children are coming out responsible. much more to say for those kids than the 95% of americans that have had premarital sex….not to mention the 20% that currently have STDs (and that would only be reported cases).

  3. FruitLoop

    Agent Smith:
    “I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You’re a plague and we are the cure.”

  4. Dan

    Pffffft. Don’t really care at all.

    There are some things that I enjoy that people would think are quite weird so I cannot be a hypocrite. People do weird things all the time and as long as it is consensual and people take full responsibility for the consequences of their actions, I really don’t care.

    For the record I do think it is quite weird to have 20 kids.

  5. V

    I can’t believe the ammount of people defending them here. She’s not a gumball machine. Like Fish said, it’s submissive reproduction. Also, WTF, you bitch over Kim Kardashian’s wedding an divorce, which was all for tv, and see no problem with this?! This is worse!! They’re risking the lives of babies and not parenting the other tenths of children they already have for TV. You do realize they have to keep the show at whatever cost, right?

    • D-chi

      But imagine if she WAS a gumball machine? That would be delicious.

    • sickofleftistcowards

      What they do is no skin off your back. The tax payers don’t pay them a dime, unlike we have to you self rightous biggots like yourself.

    • cc

      How old is she? She looks 14.

      In any case, you’d best be careful because they seem to be a fecund bunch. Unless you want to get started on your own quiver.

  6. V

    Also, WTF! Have you seen the show? The older sisters are not allowed to go to school so they can look after the younger siblings. That is BULLSHIT. They have no right to deny the girls college education just so they can do the parents’ job.

    • cc

      Exactly…the older children become surrogate parents almost as soon as they are able to walk. It’s a fucked up combination of indentured servitude and brainwashing.

    • TomFrank

      Silly person, of COURSE they deny the girls a college education. Women are only supposed to be “nothing more than perpetual baby oven housewives” in the Duggars’ eyes. I’m surprised they got an education at all.

      And as much as I hate their lifestyle, yes, they do indeed have the right not to pay for a college education for their daughters if they so choose. Many (most?) Orthodox Jewish families do the same.

    • D-chi

      I will freely admit that that is a problem. Get a nanny or aunt to help out or something.

      • NoMan'sChattel

        Sorry. Going to have to disagree here. They deny all of their children any proper education. They homeschool the lot of them – not that homeschooling is bad per se, but when it is being conducted by an ignoramous like OfBob, it is rather scary. Then what “education” any of them get beyond that is all Gothard crap.

  7. Mark

    I wouldn’t have 20 kids myself but what is the problem? Like this is any of you peoples business? And the comments saying that you “hope she dies”? Who is the one screwed up here? Which is worse-having a bunch of babies or having a heart so cold to wish someone to die? Go live your own life (assuming you have one) and let them live theres.

  8. anonymous

    I can’t help but laugh at all the people bitching about how the Duggar couple “Supports their kids with their own money so stop bitching QQ”. Um..Are you fucking stupid? They get HUNDREDS of dollars of donations from that stupid Reality Show, not to mention from other people who support them, God knows why.

    Not to mention they don’t pay any taxes, claiming their house I think it is as a damned Church. I believe in choice, but this is just pushing it TOO far. Their family is just disgusting, they’re like rats.

    Not to mention the older girl that’s pregnant said she wants to follow the ways of her parents and be “blessed” with as many children as God allows. Just..No. Plus as many others have said, the 19th baby almost died! In the hospital for a FULL YEAR. If that’s not irresponsible I don’t know what is.

    These kids have no proper education ( homeschooling 19 kids lawl good luck ), no proper childhood, no parental bonding ( the parents are essentially Christian fuck machines, not parents ). I feel so sorry for them, especially the elder ones, having to raise all the younger kids. Teaching your boys to knock up their wives as often as the wind blows. And telling your daughters that having so many kids is God’s work.

    And now this bitch is have a 2Oth baby? I don’t care what people say, I hope she dies in this childbirth. And that half of those children end up sterile ( you know there’s gotta be something wrong with them internally after the 12th one )

  9. The look in her eyes is so sad. It’s as if she would beg for him to put it in her ass if it wouldn’t make an angry God rain down hellfire on all of us. She’s dying for our sins, just like Jesus, except Jesus only got nailed 3 times.

  10. Venom

    This is a sick inbred white trash family and so are those goddamn Sister Wives people.
    Something seriously wrong with those people.

  11. D-chi

    You know, she really does look desperately terrified here. I feel bad for her. He looks like he’s going TROLOLOLO and she’s like AWW, HERE IT GOES!

  12. Duggar Family
    Jennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if the woman’s expression is like that of a loyal dog or someone begging to be set free from baby-making slavery.

  13. biochemist

    the hilarious thing about quiverfull is that the strongest correlative to homosexuality is number of older siblings

    so pumping out a bunch of kids means that the younger ones are much, much more likely to be gay.

    so this whole ‘jesus army’ thing is neatly defeated by biology, because the younger kids are certainly headed for a lifetime of confusion, mental/physical abuse, and inevitable hatred of their parents and their sick vaginal terrorism

    that and the younger kids who are gay are likely to find no outlet for their feelings but in each other, which is kind of amazing from a fetish standpoint. secret incestual gay liasons in a giant-sized linen closet stuffed with ancient jesus sheets? oh my

    • Cock Dr

      Now that’s a reality show I would want to watch….has MTV already got that in development?

      • cathy

        The Duggars have just had a loss. I can’t believe how foolish and stupid are the comments coming from people. For such a large family, and the parents “supposedly not doing the parenting”, all the kids are well behaved and look pretty normal. Good Luck to the Duggars! God Bless You….

  14. Duggar Family
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jim, next time cum on the tits. Please!”

  15. Duggar Family
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re my sister! You’re my sister!

  16. Duggar Family
    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    These people are so demented they will keep reproducing until she dies. While I am disgusted with their environmental irresponsibility, at least they are able to financially support all of them without government assistance *ahem – octomom*

  17. SFRowGuy

    Odd numbers are the work of Satan (except three = Holy Trinity), so he’s looking for a number divisible by three that is not odd. He should have stopped at 18, but since he has 19, he can’t stopped at 21 (odd number) and 24 won’t do either because that divisible by 8, which is a bad luck for Asians so he’s going for 30 people. Michelle better start pushing them out faster, her eggs are getting old.

  18. Duggar Family
    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    A hotdog down the The Chunnel?

  19. kimmykimkim

    Jesus fucking Christ! In a couple of generations the Duggars will have to start fucking other Duggars. Someone should stitch up her snatch. This is beyond ridiculous.

  20. Bill

    Intolerance is the new tolerance. The disgusting hatred of the left on display for all to see.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yes, because republicans are sooo sweet and accepting.
      How do you type when your head is so far up your ass that your arms have followed?

  21. Gman

    Shame on these people, haven’t they heard that the world’s population has reached 7 billion. The man should be castrated and the woman held in shame and stoned for being a baby factory.

    • Satan's bitch

      Then who’s going to raise all those children?

      Oh, that’s right, the other kids who are already raising them… Never mind, carry on.

  22. Paul L.

    Liberals say they want Government to stay out of people’s bedroom.
    That changes if the people start making too many babies.

  23. A

    Your a freak you psychotic BITCH!

  24. CranAppleSnapple

    “use her birth canal as a Jesus Cannon”

    That is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever read ever.
    Of course I just woke up, so I have nothing to compare it to, but it is AWESOME.

  25. Mama Pinkus

    they are a teabagger’s wet dream

  26. williamwallace

    odds are these two haven’t had sex to produce the last 5 kids. someone just keeps forgetting to rinse out the tub after his “long shower”..and scrub it with lysol,,and kaboom

  27. alison Grieveson

    you are spot on with this post!
    having 20 children for any reason is beyond ridiculous!

  28. Kris-

    This is disgusting to me, their like pigs breeding. It’s not cute or even funny, and the worse part is they get paid threw t.v, for ppl to watch this freak show if a family. Doesnt that damage your body?
    Getting pregnant before your body has time to even heal, not to mention she is OLD..way to old for child bearing… I’m sorry I sound harsh, but damn..control yourself, that’s WAY TO MANY KIDS. I feel sorry for the babies she’s neglecting,watching them grow and hit their milestones, but they are too busy breeding like a bunch of rabbits.

  29. salavation

    Honey…..can we start doing that anal thing all the cool kids are talking about?

  30. Amy

    The vagina is NOT a clown car….

  31. Fan

    I support them!…I love that show…I’ve seen them before and they are well mannered!…the are better parents than some who only have one child!

  32. hmmm

    I feel sorry for her vagina and her kids.

  33. God is Black

    Pic#1 says it all on her face, “For Christ sake, my pussy needs a rest, please ,please stop fucking me Duggaryny!” 4+ kids I wouldn’t even bother to comment but 20 kids, imagine if they all wanted to go to college rather stall at home day caring the young ones ?

  34. dotmatrix

    It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Or maybe that old joke where you let go of her tits, fall in, then bump into another guy who says, “Help me find my motorcycle so we can ride around until we see daylight.”

  35. taneil

    the duggars kids are more well behaved then a LOT of other kids. They are a good family… so kudos to them for putting out a good example.

  36. well

    If we take for granted for a second the flawed concept that kids actually are gifts from god, I think someone needs to remind them that greed is a cardinal sin.

  37. Brian

    She has GOT to have the loosest vagina ever!

  38. dj

    I keep hoping Jessa or Jinger do playboy..yea they’re not 18 blah blah blah, but I don’t want to see them naked, I just think it would be freakin hilarious

  39. Big D

    Can you say “cold shower Jim Bob?” Give the poor woman a break. Get a vasectomy or prove your eternal love for your wife by refraining from impregnating her every time the seasons change you horny “God-fearing” asshole!

  40. LisaNova

    Seriously! Do you really think we need another body on this planet after the 7 Billionth was shot out of a vagina!!! WTF Duggar’s!

  41. Janelle

    I used to be a regular watcher of this “reality” show since it’s beginning. Michelle has admitted, from her own mouth, that once their babies are weaned they are handed to a “buddy”. She does nothing but lay on her back, get laid, get spoiled, get attention lavished on her, and use that sickening fake baby voice. Please, boycott this show with me!

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  43. AMERICA is the sickest country I have ever been in on the basis of money and fame. I’m from a humble country and the women there have 6 kids not bc they get money from the government but bc women are treated like maids and get “raped” everyday from their husbands. Oh and this is the only place where having a sex tape and absolutely no brain cells actually earns you more money than a doctor. wow

  44. trish

    I do get the impression that the children will follow in their parents footsteps. As for how many children they have, that should be common sense and not left to ‘God’. That is not taking responsibility for bringing children into this world. He said populate the world, it seems to be on overload now and many facing nothing but poverty. He did not say keep going until you cannot go any more. I rarely trust the words of anyone when they use such a cliche’d reason for their behaviour.

  45. The Savage Romantic

    Honestly, I have researched this family and their belief system for years now and it is unbelieveable. The mother has said (with her own mouth) that once her babies are weaned, they go on to one of the older children who is their “buddy”. You can search on YouTube for “14 Children and Pregnant Again” and hear it. She does not raise her children, the older girls do. This family parades themselves on national TV and puts their beliefs and lifestyle on display for all to see. It is not like they are just living their lives in private and exercising their rights to live as they want. The father was also in politics for years trying to push his agenda on others. They have opened their lives up to criticism if they like it or not.

  46. kl

    As long as your not the damn person having the babies keep your mouthes shut

  47. Drakno

    This is fucking brilliant, it’s the perfect crime, what better a way to kill your wife than have her die during delivering? There’s absoutely no way to prove you wanted to kill her and you even get money out of including but not limited to the church, she must be having a pretty huge insurance for accidents during childbirth.

  48. jvanderh

    I think all the babies are actually her doing. From what I’ve read, he didn’t want kids, and she was on birth control when they were first married at his request. At some point she decided that Jesus wanted her to be constantly pregnant and he went along with it. Excuse me, they ‘prayed about it and felt that God was leading us . . . ” I find the whole thing fascinating. I’m curious whether there’s a point at which she would acknowledge her control over her own life, like if she had a horribly sick baby that was going to require lifetime care and bankrupt them, or if she damaged her body beyond repair. Probably not- it would probably be a test of faith sent by the Lord. I find the thought of taking absolutely no personal responsibility for my life decisions kind of seductive. Being a real adult is kind of stressful.

  49. sickofleftistcowards

    LOL at the leftist biogots and haters on this site..I have SCOURED this POS site for ANY derugatory comments against the death cult muslims. I have fond NONE. I see Christian and Jew bashing daily on this rag. These leftist trash will never take their butt hurt anger out on muslims..why? because they are too scared to hurt the sensabilities of the death cult or they possibley belong to the death cult as well?

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