Michael Vick sentenced to 23 months in prison

December 10th, 2007 // 127 Comments
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Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced today to 23 months in prison, according to TMZ. He pleaded guilty in August to participating in a dogfighting ring where several dogs were drowned or hung if they didn’t perform well in the fights or were injured. Well, it looks justice has been served because Michael Vick is the one in the doghouse now! Zing! Did you see that? I make it look so easy, but I’ve seen men lose a limb trying to dish out that level of wordplay.

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  1. steve

    his prison nick: “Dawg”

  2. eastcoastgirl

    what an asshole.

  3. The White Urkele

    What did you expect from a coon. Have fun having your shit pushed in dog hater!

  4. Auntie Kryst

    Does anyone know if Michael Vick can act? This could make for a much better remake of The Longest Yard than Adam Sandler’s version. Tom Sizemore should be cast as Cookie.

  5. Z

    would like to see him hang for sucks ball

  6. hyeandmighty

    Dog Killer! He should be made to fight a pack of pit bulls.

  7. and the winner is

    #5

    you are the only person so far who has enough intelligence and wit to post something clever. everyone else is either illiterate or dull

  8. sam

    Not fair. Should have been longer, maybe 23 months for each dog that he brutalized and tortured for non-performance. What a sick, sick individual. I hope he suffers.

    Nice racial slur btw White Urkele, your hatred and racism is about as classy as Vick’s dogfighting. Good on ya.

  9. Lindz

    I just sent him a wedding dress to Federal prison b/c he is going to be every man’s bitch there!

    can’t wait… the dogs will be laughin up there!

  10. Lindz

    I just sent him a wedding dress to Federal prison b/c he is going to be every man’s bitch there!

    can’t wait… the dogs will be laughin up there!

  11. sad people

    re: sam

    ignore racist trash. it’s more effective than encouraging their juvenile behavior.

  12. sad people

    re: sam

    ignore racist trash. it’s more effective than encouraging their juvenile behavior.

  13. nipolian

    #5 – And Kiefer could play Captain Knauer.

  14. bitch

    re: lindz

    stop double posting dumbass. your comment is stupid anyway. nobody is going to try to fuck micheal vick. he’s worth too much to treat like common prison trade.

  15. RichPort

    They should have punished him by forcing him to inseminate unchained and near starving female mastiffs with yeast infections by hand while covered in steak sauce… or Star Jones.

  16. tres

    all them animal rights assholes are nothing but hypocrites, because don’t none of them bitches give a fuck about pitbulls. What’s the most banned breed of dog in the country? Pits. And what happens to your pit if they catch you with one? They “put it to sleep” right away. And I can bet more pitbulls die that way every year than from dog fighting. Theres no breed more persecuted, misconceived, and hated than pitbulls.

    I don’t really care either way about animals, but I do love dogs, so I don’t agree with fighting them, but don’t tell me that all of a sudden you care about pits when you just need a bad guy poster boy for you cause.

  17. he should fight in MMA when he gets out of the joint!

  18. @5 Auntie Kryst – I thought Tom Sizemore would make a better prison cheer leader.

  19. Amy

    @ tres: It’s unfortunate that pitbulls get such a bad rap when chows and even Jack Russel Terriers send more people to the hospital. Yes, JRTs are bitey little shits. I don’t think everyone hates pitbulls and then decided to sympathize when they had a poster boy to vilify.

  20. lindz

    re: bitch

    you’re just saying that b/c you wish you could fuck him…

    hahaha you’re prob trash too were you outside supporting him with the 7 jersey on too ?

  21. lindz

    re: bitch

    you’re just saying that b/c you wish you could fuck him…

    hahaha you’re prob trash too were you outside supporting him with the 7 jersey on too ?

  22. lindz

    re: bitch

    you’re just saying that b/c you wish you could fuck him…

    hahaha you’re prob trash too were you outside supporting him with the 7 jersey on too ?

  23. i hate stupid people

    17- you’re retarded, eh?

  24. lindz

    re: bitch

    you’re just saying that b/c you wish you could fuck him…

    hahaha you’re prob trash too were you outside supporting him with the 7 jersey on too ?

  25. betenoir

    @#4

    I love white people who still make attempts at feeling superior while George Bush is President.. How that doesn’t dispel all illusions of white supremacy just proves the point.

  26. jumbo

    wrong. kill a human and serve no time (OJ,Ray Lewis,Robert Blake, etc.). kill a few dogs and serve nearly 2 yrs. something wrong with that picture. Killing animals is absolutely wrong but does punishment fit crime?

  27. D. Richards

    Yeah, baby! “Dat’s” how “we” do! You go, Vick. Good boy. Now your fan base can support you without worrying if you’ve become too “white”. Good boy.

    When Vickles gets out of prison, you know he’ll be even that much more richer. People love criminals. You watch. I say: Vick gets out of jail and goes back to playing “Pro” ball; say he’s rusty and having a hard time making plays or whatever; the NFL should be allowed to hang, or electrocute (or both), Mike for not performing to standard. Amen. At least Vick can blame whitey. And pray to his god.

    #1. Vick’s jail-name will be “Vicki”. Toss that salad, Vicki! Yeah. Eat that ass. Open your mouth.

  28. Starchasm

    #17, most pits are put to sleep when they’re confiscated because if there’s cause to take them away, usually they’re too dangerous to adopt out. And I don’t think that painless injectable euthanasia is the same as drowning, hanging, starving, and abusing dogs to death at all.

    I am VERY glad that this piece of crap is getting jail time (though not nearly enough). Maybe this will serve to make people think twice about participating in this “sport”. Asshole.

  29. Auntie Kryst

    @19 Good point Jimbo, but I’m thinking Lohan might be better. She’s starting to look like a dude now anyway and can carry the woman playing a man playing a woman thing. I also figure she’s bound to be tossed back into the clink soon.

    I screwed up anyway. The character’s name was I was thinking of was The Caretaker. I thought it was Cookie for some reason. I like Nipolian’s casting of Kiefer, I forgot he’s in the hole these days too.

    These days I think any up and coming talent exec working at CAA should do some time too. He could line up some good contracts.

  30. veggi

    I have a Jack Russel AND a Rot-Pit mix. Neither are dangerous. It mostly has to do with the way the dog was raised.

    PS: Vick’s a fucking DICK..

  31. nipolian

    That marshal behind him in the pic looks like he is going to be the first one in line to get him a piece of Vick’s ass.

  32. mememe

    I, for one, am not outraged about the dogfighting. not everyone values dogs as much as the average suburbanite might, and I don’t think we should all have to treat dogs like they’re a human life…but it does seem pretty sick the way he killed them.

    this is the best thing that could have happened to vick, though…before he got arrested, people were wondering if he was a bust as a franchise quarterback. now that he’s behind bars, people are talking about him like he was the second coming of Joe Montana and its such a tragedy his career is over. Jail/death makes people forget how much you suck.

  33. PunkA

    I so can not wait until this whole deal is over. Vick can do his time, then we can move on. I hope. I just want to see him play in the NFL again for the Green Bay (fudge) Packers. He can take his prison experience to the field and make good use of it. And that is something we can all support.

  34. JUE

    He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebrity dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.

  35. bitch

    #23

    you’re dumber than i thought. just because i don’t think he’s going to get fucked in prison doesn’t mean i support him. when have you ever heard of a celebrity getting fucked in prison? never. it doesn’t happen cause they get special treatment. now STFU and get your ass back on Aisle 3. There has been a spill you need to mop up.

    and stop double posting. it only confirms that you’re an idiot.

  36. eastcoastgirl

    The punishment absolutely fits the crime. This jerk tortured and murdered innocent defenseless animals. Why does it have to be a racial thing? I don’t get it.

  37. lindz

    ha ha if you only knew.. bitch

  38. lindz

    ha ha if you only knew.. bitch

  39. lindz

    ha ha if you only knew.. bitch

  40. lindz

    eastcoastgirl

    bc everythign is racist in this world… it’s sickening

    if it’s not about color it’s about STUPIDITY it’s always something

    I swear it’s b/c people get bored with themselves and do not get enough attention so they have to put other people down

  41. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GREAT NEWS, I hope this will have some impact on those other animal abusers in prison. I hope he gets hung and anally electrocuted in jail as he did to those dogs. FUCKER.

  42. DeepFriedJesus

    He’ll be fine in prison. He’s black, rich and he’s not a rat. Plus he’s in for dog fighting, not child molesting. No one in jail is gonna touch this guy.They will be lining up to be his bodyguard.

  43. nick

    i agree with 43. but all you haters out there. fuck yall! who the fuck cares about the god damn dogs! they are fucking dogs. the SPCA kills dogs and cats every fucking day and no one hears shit about that. atleast these dogs get to do something. everyone is just a big pussy

  44. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    #26? Chil’, that made absolutely no sense. George Bush is beneath both blacks and whites. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson; well, they’re only beneath white people’s assholes.

  45. bitch

    #43

    you better retract that statement or lindz will get all judgmental and assume you support micheal vick.

  46. oh vicky.

    First dog fighting on the outside, now cock fighting on the inside.

  47. Vince Lombardi

    Do they still use German Shepherds to patrol prison grounds? I think it would be justice to rub Vick down with bacon fat every day of his 23 months and let the dogs chase him across the yard. I mean, he’s pretty fast. It would be reasonably fair. Hell, I’d give him a ten yard head start, plus a football and new sneakers. Put THAT on YouTube and I’d pay to see it.

  48. em

    they should give that fucking asshole the death penalty. as a proud and responsible pit guardian, this angers me even more. drowning, electrocuting, slamming the dogs against pavement, hanging them. how could you fucking do that. if this were a 100 years ago, michael vick would be hanging from a tree in my back yard. he apologized to the children, fuck the children, what about the dogs you brutally murdered? he isn’t sorry for what he did, he’s just sorry that he got caught.

  49. Ferretface

    So here’s the thing meatheads ie @44:

    The dogs that Vick killed had been beaten and ripped up from fighting and then killed with Vick and friends’ bare hands. Animals at the SPCA are put to sleep humanely. The reason people don’t get all worked up about that is because the SPCA doesn’t brutally kill them.

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