Atlanta Falcons quarterback and super asshole Michael Vick accepted a plea deal and prison sentence today after pleading guilty to illegal dogfighting. The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Michael Vick’s attorney announced in a statement today:
“After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.”
Three of Vick’s original co-defendants have already pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against him if the case goes to trial, saying Vick also participated in executing at least eight under-performing dogs by various means, including drowning and hanging. Wow, this guy drowned and hung defenseless dogs. What a real big man. This must be the kind of person comic book superheroes are based off of.
ali | August 20, 2007 at 3:55 pm
haha, fucking jerk.
UNCLE NED | August 20, 2007 at 3:55 pm
A total sadist. Drop dead Vick.
bob | August 20, 2007 at 3:55 pm
wait, what? i thought Al Sharpton said he was innocent & there was no evidence!??!!
jessica mickelson | August 20, 2007 at 3:56 pm
5 years? that fucker needs more then that. make him fight against a boxer and if he loses then hang him
Meannate | August 20, 2007 at 3:57 pm
He looks like a pissed off Chris Rock.
What a fuckwad.
Dizzybenny | August 20, 2007 at 3:57 pm
he looks like Chris Rock on roids.
the guy is THE asshole of the year…..so far!
se7en | August 20, 2007 at 3:58 pm
I love Michael’s Vick.
RichPort | August 20, 2007 at 3:58 pm
OJ did it.
What?
Lovely | August 20, 2007 at 3:59 pm
There goes my fucking fantasy football year…. shithead
Kamiki | August 20, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Just waiting for someone to come along and say this is racist and he’s being picked or framed on cos he’s black, there’s always some fucker who will play the race card. ASSWIPES
big | August 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
big giant vick dick
Dschiff | August 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Why does our society put up with senseless human beings like this guy? The bigger jerk here than Vick are the chickenshits who stood by and patted him on the back and laughed after he killed the dogs. That guy – the chickenshit – should be drawn and quartered. If more people would stand up for WHAT THEY KNOW IS RIGHT, less shit like this would happen in the world. Stand up for what you believe in.
O. J. Simpson | August 20, 2007 at 4:03 pm
His only hope is to have the sentencing hearing in front of a Korean-American judge.
Annie Rexia | August 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm
How much says this asshole gets a year and goes right back to the Falcons. The naacp also implied Vick was innocent. These guys kill Mother’s while drunk driving, rape, you name it. These fuckers get away with everything, and it’s all the fans fault. Instead of going to the games, we need to stay away when this shit happens.
lol | August 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm
the best part is all the black people militantly defending him demanding a trial now look like fucking idiots and have ZERO credibility, he does deserve to play again once he serves his time though, taking away his livelihood after he pays his pennace is bullshit.
to slam dogs on their heads and electrocute them makes him a scumbag for life, but if a team wants him, he deserves to play.
ps hey black people LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, another god damn embarrassment for the “HES INNOCENT JUST LIKE DUKE LACROSSE” EVERYONES RACIST, lo fucking l black america.
lambman | August 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm
this guy sucks more than Britney, Paris and Lindsay combined
zing!
teddy | August 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm
just like the saying goes you can take them from the hood but you cant take the hood from them.. die fuckwad.
Screw you Superfish | August 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm
negro
Morning Wood | August 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Oh come on, no pics of Vic in a speedo with a cottage cheese ass?
Radiator hose hanging out one side?
This guy is a loser and so is his brother.
His name will be Vicki soon enough and he will have to worry “Who is receiving what where and hope its not dry?”
Taryn | August 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I hope he gets butt-raped repeatedly.
HILL | August 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm
#10 Yes indeed. I’m seriously just waiting on that to happen…
I feel awful for the dogs, seriously I do, but who I feel worse for is whoever’s going to be Vick’s prison bitch… eeeeeeeeesh.
bob | August 20, 2007 at 4:06 pm
10, too late. that happened a long time ago.
teddy | August 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm
oh and he should be banned for life from the NFL.
BaldAsBritney | August 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Yes he killed some dogs. How awful. But what he didn’t do is rape a hotel employee (Kobe), arrange the shooting of his pregnant fiance (Rae Caruth) or murder two people (OJ) so really on the list of atheletes turned douchebags he ain’t quite at the top yet.
Quivering Mass | August 20, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Damn,
He looks like a really buff Chris Rock. But, it’s good that he’s implicated, damn dog hater.
amos | August 20, 2007 at 4:09 pm
you is all racist.
Screaming Viking | August 20, 2007 at 4:09 pm
The only answers remaining are how long Vick will be behind bars and if his plea includes any more details of his involvement. When the Ron Mexico STD story broke a few years ago, who would have thought it would be a blessing in disguise. There is no better sodomy deterrent than the threat of having your dick turned into cottage cheese.
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I’d pay good money to see a pit bull bite off his cock and balls.
Malffy Hernandes | August 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
DICK!!!!!!
Screw you Superfish | August 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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Dalai Lama | August 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm
So he killed a few dogs, big whoop. Dogs, humans. Big difference. This here is a prime, grade-A sports entertainment nigga, doing what he was put on this earth to do, and at the highest level. Runs like the devil himself, as if there was somebody right behind him with a net and a one-way ticket on The Middle Passage. Very entertaining to watch. It’s unfair to have higher expectations for him than that. After all, we didn’t expect the dogs to pick up a blitz, scramble left, and fire a bullet downfield for a first down, did we? Now how can we expect Vick to conform to classical Anglo-European standards of civilized conduct?
gotdeaddogs? | August 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm
question – why was his trial scheduled for November, yet R. Kelley has yet to go to trail for his indiscretions that happened 5 years ago?
you wish | August 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm
you know he wont do the time anyways.. they never do. i am so disgusted by this guy.. yeah fining a rich guy will teach him a lesson
fuckers
Alena | August 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm
That apologize counts also for the people he has physically hurt?
Texas Tranny | August 20, 2007 at 4:13 pm
@ 5, 6 and 25………
They all look alike.
Where is the NAACP now? What are they saying?
Negros
Alena | August 20, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Correction: That apologize counts also for the people whose feelings he has physically hurt?
Boba Fett | August 20, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Michael Vick may very well be the stupidest person ever to live.
Danklin24 | August 20, 2007 at 4:16 pm
What a fuckin scumbag. I hope this assholes gets assraped and beaten by 15 inmates. Then be electrocuted via the wall outlet and his scrotum.
teddy | August 20, 2007 at 4:17 pm
They left out the part about bbq’ing the dead dogs and drenching then in hot sauce.
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 20, 2007 at 4:17 pm
@30 fuck the dogs, you should be hung
Brave Sir Robin | August 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm
The people defending him most vigorously are the NFL execs. Not noted for their black-ness.
There’s really only one “just” sentence for Vick: The first game he loses, he’s executed after the game on the 50-yard line. The fans get to vote on the method: electrocution, hanging, drowning, or throwing from a great height. Maybe to make it more dramatic, he wouldn’t go first: He’d get to watch his henchmen go in order for the first three games until Game Four.
jrzmommy | August 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Hey, for the Superbowl Halftime entertainment maybe Michael Vick could fight a couple pit bulls and some rottweilers?!
ssdd | August 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Good… people like him need to be “caged” Period.
El-Coyote | August 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Killing animals by saddistic methods?
Hello… Serial killer potential anyone… Amazing.
adeliza | August 20, 2007 at 4:20 pm
In the Atlanta Journal just now, there is an article about how in Virginia this weekend, the vehicle he was riding in was pulled over.
He was not wearing his seat belt, and got a 50.00 ticket!!!!!
Dude is stooooooopid!
whitesonly | August 20, 2007 at 4:23 pm
typical black piece of shit. give a darkie some $$ and he/she fucks up. it’s all written on the wall. what a loser. bad parenting…probably only had a prostitute mother raise him…dad bailed. whatever. he’s ugly too. they all are.
Simon | August 20, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Yeah, but did he apologize to Jonathan Lee Riches? I mean, Vick stole the dude’s copyrighted name and likeness in order to sell a Jonathan Lee Riches clothing line, I think he’s been hurt more than anyone by this man.
minnimeme | August 20, 2007 at 4:25 pm
death by volcano is too quick
cut off his balls and half his dick. a lifetime of punishment!
Danklin24 | August 20, 2007 at 4:25 pm
oh, and #31, you’re a pussy.
McGillicuddyMB | August 20, 2007 at 4:25 pm
No time off for good behavior.
No more Nike contract.
No more NFL (for a few seasons at least).
Off to write another email to Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner)