Michael Vick heading to jail

August 20th, 2007 // 309 Comments
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Atlanta Falcons quarterback and super asshole Michael Vick accepted a plea deal and prison sentence today after pleading guilty to illegal dogfighting. The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Michael Vick’s attorney announced in a statement today:

“After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick asked that I announce today that he has reached an agreement with federal prosecutors regarding the charges pending against him. Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made. Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.”

Three of Vick’s original co-defendants have already pleaded guilty and agreed to testify against him if the case goes to trial, saying Vick also participated in executing at least eight under-performing dogs by various means, including drowning and hanging. Wow, this guy drowned and hung defenseless dogs. What a real big man. This must be the kind of person comic book superheroes are based off of.


  1. teddy

    @55 a sick fascist country thats better off without you and vick.

  2. Kamiki

    @28 – that would be perfect and fuck all you brutal pieces of shit who say it’s only a dog so it doesn’t fucking matter – it fucking matters to the dog thats being abused you callous pieces of TP.

  3. jrzmommy

    54–Fuck you. Get real.

  4. 54just.fuck.off.clueless.fuck.

    54? If you honestly believe that, then you are truely a fucking idiot. You can now put the race card away. Somewhere handy for the next incident.

  5. Truth

    Sure he’s prolly guilty. but the guy never got a chance. He was bullied into pleading guilty. Plus even if he was found guilty the dogs families would file a wrongful death suit and he’d be paying out the ass like OJ is what the bloodsucking Goldman’s..

  6. Who are you people?

    I hope those making racist comments realize they are just as morally abhorrent as Vick. Maybe you should spend less time on the internet, take off your fucking hood and read a book.

    @55: What kind of sick fascist country are we turning into? see above comments to get a better idea.

  7. jrzmommy

    66- yeah, he never got a chance………..Are you fucking shitting me? This ashole has gotten nothing but chances his entire fucking life…do you know how many people would do anything to be in his position and THIS is what he does with it? Never got a chance……….Jesus, why don’t you and #54 go somewhere and have a fucking circle jerk together. Moron.

  8. @67

    Does that include 54′s rascist comments? Probably not in your book. That cume-bye-yah shit doesn’t work here.

  9. adeliza

    #66……
    “the dog’s families will file a law suit”

    WHAT?!?!?!?

    You mean Momma Fido and Daddy Rover and gonna trot on over to an attorney’s office, and file charges with their good old laywer Spot because their little puppy Benji was executed?

  10. At least it's not a picture of a disgusting cellulite butt

    There’s been a mini-epidemic of violent black criminality in sports, especially football and basketball. There’s white violence too, but it’s the same chronic wife-beater type of thing that’s been going on forever. The new thing is young black superstars from poor neighborhoods taking their thug pals with them when they hit it big in pro sports. And then very foolishly hanging around with them when away from the team and getting into exactly the same situations they would have if they hadn’t made it to the big time. At least in the NFL, they’re finally sick of this type of thing making the league look bad. Ray Lewis was an accessory to murder but then paid off key witnesses and later won the Super Bowl, saying it was extra special because of “all I’ve been through” (it’s never “all I’ve done”). That’s not going to happen again, because the sponsors and advertisers are getting worried about being affiliated with violent criminals. If the NBA doesn’t do the same thing, they’ll keep circling toward the drain (for the last several years, the NBA AllStar game has been associated with major crime outbreaks, because of all the “gangsta” rap wannabes who cling to basketball stars).

    It’d be nice to say it’s not a race thing, but it is. It’d be nice to say Vick is an unusual case, but he’s not. A line is being drawn, and it’s a good one, and has nothing to do with segregation.

  11. jc

    @ #70 – you know what he meant, and that was the lamest joke ive ever heard
    go join vick in jail and go fuck him in the ass

  12. Rach

    What an ass. Being thrown in a volcano would be a light punishment. They should drown him and hang him like he did to the dogs. I hate this prick!!!

  13. adeliza

    #72…..
    No I don’t know what he meant.
    Fuck you.

  14. Shandra Williams

    Well said, dschiff.

  15. Phsycotic Child

    Ali – Are you hanging out waiting on “old man things” to happen to you?
    You may want to take your ass back to Indiana while you still have your innocence.
    Oh, I forgot, we are to bow down to your transplanted ass…

  16. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    Well……..now we’re looking at a black ass instead of the white one that was the lead story here all afternoon. thanks. I think I’ll go back to counting the dimples in the drop ceiling in my office again.

  17. KOBE BRYANT

    IF THE GLOVE DOESNT FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT MICHAEL VICK

    CMON?

  18. Erin

    I am so glad to see that this scumbag is sweating. Maybe he won’t do the time, but from just this forum it is plain to see that he can never walk down the street without feeling ashamed for quite some time.

    On the other hand, I am saddened to see the number of racist comments. Call me ignorant or an idealist, but I honestly never thought about his color affecting this case even once. I thought about his celebrity affecting it, but definitely not his color. Get with it, people. You cannot denounce animal cruelty and then actively act as a proponent of racism.

    @44 — I agree with this more than anything. This is why cruelty to animals needs to be punishable by more serious means than it is. Any exhibition of cruel and unprovoked behavior towards an animal is a number one indicator of someone who is not fit to be a part of society. Ask Voltaire, ask Seneca, ask Thoreau, Gandhi, Einstein — the greatest minds to ever live already know an answer that the law refuses to enforce.

  19. JWM

    If it was black or latino children he was kiling, I’m sure it’d be a lesser crime in your eyes.

    Oh, please. If you honestly believe there are people who care more about dogs than their fellow people, you should have your head examined. I suspect, however, you are just trolling for a response.

    Cruelty to animals for the sake of cruelty is something that is the hallmark of a psychopathic/sociopathic killer, because it indicates an ability to detach emotionally and intellectually on an alarming scale.

    The simple fact is, he did not kill to eat. He did not simply watch a dog fight. He systematically and heartlessly tortured and brutalized defenseless animals. Frankly, he should be placed in a mental institution.

    If you cannot see the sickness in him, then there is no one short of God that will be able to show it to you. And then it’s only 50/50.

  20. Kevin

    Normally I do not condone senseless violence, which is what makes me superior to Micheal Dick. With that said, the violence I would like to inflict upon this worthless piece of shit is NOT senseless..feeding him to rabid animals makes total sense! I hope he enjoys dick up the ass because he will be getting alot of that whilst in prison, wither he likes it or not. And 55, if this were one of your pets, I am sure you’d have a different opinion…wake the fuck up asshair

  21. kellygirl57

    Good. The only thing sad about this (besides what happened to those poor dogs) is the fact that he’ll probably get a pretty light jail sentence. Unfortunately our justice system doesn’t place hard enough punishments for people who abuse and/or kill animals.

    I hope this son of a bitch gets his ass kicked in prison on a regular basis. Maybe instead of jail, they should strip him naked, make him roll around in bacon grease, and then turn about 20 hungry pit bulls on him.

  22. HOLLYmorningWOOD

    ASSMUNCH VICK – another ASSWIPE that gets his self-esteem by using pitbulls to show how tough he is. He SUCKED as a QB last year, and now SUCKS as a person – hope you “get it” in prison 10 fold what those dogs got from you.

  23. drewski

    I’m pretty sure in this case, it’s OK to call HIM a nappy-headed-ho…..

  24. redink

    Oh please. Wake the fuck up. White controlled media loves some fucking dogs. Whole segments on Good Morning America and Today
    Show talking about fucking dog outfits. TV shows dedicated to dogs. They run those segments and shows and ad dollars go there, because that is what white america wants to see. Yall could care less about non-blue eyed blond haired missing/murdered/disadvantaged children (and adults, but I’m using children as an exmple since they are as defensless).

    Not that Vick’s actions aren’t BAD, but like I said, if these were not dogs or non-white kids, you probably wouldn’t care as much.

  25. woodhorse

    From his behavior, I would have to ascertain that Michael Vick is pro-slavery. I’m not, the laws are not, and he should have to do a lot of hard time.

  26. re-dink is a re-tard

    Hey 67? I suppose 85 isn’t rascist, huh. Oh, forgot, you have to be BLACK to make rascist remarks. Sorry, forgot that for a second.

  27. @85

    Al Sharpton called. He thinks he’s in love with you.

  28. simpletoon

    O.K. Let me get this straight. The media likes TO fuck the dogs, or do they prefer getting fucked BY the dogs. Oh, what’s a “Yall”. Is it anythiing like a “Mall”?

  29. starship

    defenseless animals are killed all the time. hello, do you eat meat?

    besides, greyhounds who get old and slow are killed, (which isn’t completely legal, neither I think, but I haven’t ever heard that someone was accused officially for that) like old race horses are ending up as salami, as well.

    killing innocent ducks, deers, wild boars is called hunting ? urm …

    and it’s true, some cultures/nations don’t hold animal life so far high. What about Spain? cock fighting, corridas??

  30. Greatestntheworld

    He needs to go to Ving Rhames’ house.

  31. emmit

    Now that we caught a dog killer, let go after the people that slaughters millions of animals a year for profit.

    Think about the animal that suffered when you sit down at the table tonight. A life was taken for the meat you consume.

  32. omg

    ok. i agree you have to be some kind of DICK to do what he did…but FUCK! THEY ARE JUST DOGS. people are acting like he’s a fucking murderer, or rapist. he wouldn’t have gotten this kind of heat if he actually did murder a human, i’m willing to bet. the whole coverage on this is blowing my mind. and by the way, pittbulls are not nice and innocent like the media is somehow trying to portray them. they fight. they can be vicious dogs on their own. i don’t think its fair to label dogfighters as monsters, when some people just don’t value dogs as much as suburban america might. i’m sure in India, people are posting Vick posters up on their wall as we speak. lol. oh me…ignore that last comment

  33. ReadyMaid

    I think it’s super great how the NAACP doesn’t touch this story now that Vick’s guilt is confirmed. These uneducated atheletes are the dregs of humanity and are very lucky that colleges allow them to purchase their degrees through sports, because otherwise, they would just be clogging up the prison system with their antics. Oh wait, Vick will be in the prison system…I hope he gets supremely violated in the clink. Then I hope he spends an eternity in hell getting t-bagged by Satan.

  34. Annie Rexia

    Yummy, yummy meat. I think I’ll have a nice, juicy steak tonight. I might even slaughter old bessie myself.

  35. YOYO

    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I hope he gets ass raped

  36. Greatestntheworld

    #93. Pitbulls, like all other dogs, are only as good as the people who raise them, much like humans. Both Michael and Marcus Vick prove that they were raised by a prostitute mother who had them at 13. Good riddance to that bitch of a person.

  37. woodhorse

    #92 Yeah but they didn’t make those two cows fight each other over who gets to be my meal.

  38. Kate

    I am going to speak seriously and honestly for a moment at the risk of being heckled for being thoughtful on a site called “The Superficial.”

    A couple of people have already alluded to the link between professional athletes and a rise in violent crime. Some have also linked this increased relationship to race. Quite frankly, I think the basis is more socioeconomic than it is racial.

    You see these young kids with athletic ability become star athletes and as early as high school, they escape responsibility for their actions. They are able to graduate high school despite the fact that they skip classes or perhaps are actually failing their subjects. They get in to college with mediocre (at best) grades and although they aren’t technically allowed to receive gifts from sports agents, you know there are loopholes.

    What happens is, you basically have these large children suddenly swimming in money. They have no experience managing money, no knowledge of how to behave and they just totally lack the class or the maturity to handle themselves appropriately.

    This is not limited to the black community, the latino community or anyone one race more than another. It happens to people with limited class and limited money who suddenly have so much money and power and were never coached on how to handle themselves.

    Michael Vick should be ashamed of what he has done. It is inexcusable Regardless of what his punishment is, according to the courts, more of a statement would be made by how people respond to him. If the Falcons do keep him on, people should speak out – with their wallets. Stop going to games, stop buying tickets. Sadly, most people are more concerned with entertainment and amusement than they are to stand by their convictions or what they think is truly right and wrong.

    Please understand, I am generalizing in the statements I have made here and don’t wish to offend anyone.

  39. Almita

    If you kill animals your just as likely to kill humans. He is a sadistic fucktard and should be locked up for way longer than 5 years. I agree with 44…. Serial killer potential! SAVE PITBULL NEUTER MICHAEL VICK!

  40. emmit

    #100 Kate I totally agree with you.

  41. pigdotcom

    i like mike vick, he is handsome, killers are cute, like scott peterson, mmmmmmmmmmm, that boy be fine

  42. Micky Mc

    32,57 – these were federal charges and the feds don’t fuck around… they don’t indict until they are redy to go – unlike local yokel barney fife’s who prosecute the R. Kellys of the world.

  43. GRS

    It’s just dogs, not people. you guys sound like idiots. Kobe Bryant fucking raped a girl and he didn’t serve one night in prison. He is the one that should be banned. Fuck those stinky ass muts.

  44. Nosh

    Can’t they just blind him and throw him out on the streets or something? Save the taxpayers some $$$.

  45. riotgrl

    What a total fucking asshole! I hope his NFL carrer is dead, much like the poor dogs he killed. What a piece of crap. Now, it’s official Tiger Woods is the only black athlete who’s not a total fuck up.

  46. #90, 92
    There is a difference between HUNTING FOR food and USING IT FOR A GAME. What Michael Dick did was Used these animals for gambling. He then torture and abuse them but he did NOT EAT THEM. You should be fukin greatful to have food. Don’t take everything for granted.

  47. Greatestntheworld

    106. You don’t pay attention to shit. Kobe Bryant was never convicted and it was found out that the stupid bitch that accused him lied. Vick is the quinessential punk and his bitch ass is going to prison and hopefully someone sticks a shiv in his neck while he is in there.
    I just wish someone would smash his knees with a steel pipe.

  48. Yaaaawn

    Let’s be consistent people. Not too long ago, a prefessional athlete in Atlanta choked his own wife and young son to death. He was “troubled.” Forward to Michael Vick, another professional athlete in Atlanta, allegedly tortures and kills animals. He’s “the devil.” LOL @ the predictability of ghostfaces.

    While I am totally disgusted by Vick’s alleged act;

    What’s funny is how much concern crackers express for animals while they treat humans like crap.

    What’s even funnier is that there are 1000s more where he came form, and no amount of training and steroids will ever make you sissies measure up. Choke on that.

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