NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he’s being hit with a “$63,000,000,000 billion dollar” lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy “missiles from Iran.” Fox News reports:
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver ” delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Oh yeah, did I mention the lawsuit was written by hand? Because it’s written by hand. And I’m not a lawyer, but this Jonathan Lee Riches sounds like he’s got a rock solid case. Michael Vick better start saving, because “$63 billion dollars backed by gold and silver ” is kind of a lot of money. I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty good with numbers.
Does anyone even HAVE 63 billion dollars? (Check’s Nana’s changepurse) Nope, empty.
first
… Dude, wtf? oO;;
Lies!
Well, most of it.
Did I steal you spot George. Sorry, you can have it….
WHO FUCKING CARES????
I can’t believe this motherfucker beat me to this! Son Of A BITCH!
Now I understand why some women fall in love with inmates. This guy is a genius. I just wonder how Michael Vick got into his coat to steal his ID, and who’s going to sign for the money. This probably took him 3 weeks to write.
@1 Shallow Val – Bill Gates does. Has he been involved in dog fighting?
I agree with Val……………Who gives a shit, I hope they “let the dogs out” on his ass. Anyone doing that to poor little pit bulls is fucking a nut case.
this says it all.
http://bd2.battledawn.com/referx.php?serv=2&ref=8306
I don’t know were to start…
Phisically hurted his feelings? Like… phisically? How?, I mean… How?
Some pit bulls are worth for several missiles? Damn, I have to start selling my dogs on E-bay.
He should get Johnny Cochran to take his case. Why would Michael Vick, a 9 foot tall wookie, live on a planet… With a bunch of two foot tall pit bulls? That… Does not… make… sense. Ladies and Gentlemen of this ‘supposed’ jury that does not make sense!
I am a lawyer, and I can tell you, Michael Vick is fucked. I wouldn’t go against this guy in court. No way. Vick = pwned!
Texas Tranny, why are you emailing Lady Bug and not me? I think you owe me some pictures too.
Hey Schack………I’ll have some for you tomorrow. LayDeeBug doesn’t like the nasty ones like you do, so I can’t send her my “daily” pics.
TT You did not even send me those today
Schack…………..You never emailed me back and I thought maybe you didn’t like my nasty pics.
I am certain no one will be willing to take this seriously… and just dismiss it. I love the hand-written style, though… totally sophisticated!
Yes I did. I told you want I wanted to see
im sure this guy wasnt doing this as a joke either. some of you guys are fucking retards. this is hilarious. either that or he’s serious and has had too many cocks in the backdoor.
Conrats #1 for beating me to the punch
Ok Schack, tomorrow you’ll have some of my nastiest ones, real slutty.
Also I’m suing the Superficial for stealing my face
Oh puh-leaaaaase
Two great American heros, one tiny superficial post
hahaha, SO funny
#4, I’m with you.
Goodman, what a miserable existence you seem to have. But when you’re a retard it probably doesn’t really occur to you all that often.
I literally get embarassed for you when I read your posts. Why do I even are? I really don’t know. I know it shouldn’t. It just bugs the hell out of me when I see someone repeatedly making a fool of themselves.
too damn funny
hmmmm this is an arguement AGAINST having legal assistance in prisons.
Why do I have a troll. Give me a break, and go make-up your own handles. If you want to troll someone then troll Jimbo, Victor, Kelli, sahack, Texas Tranny, Bite me, or any number of other folks. Leave me alone. I want to be ALONE.
30th !!!
Take that bitches.
Are you sure Spears didn’t write this?
#7, SHOOT (snaps fingers and stomps foot in disgust.)
That guy has everything!!!!
Who else thinks Spears kids would be better off with Michael Vick learning how to fight pit bulls?
@29 George, It is just part of hanging out in the Superficial. There are a few people that have no lives and enjoy trolling other people. It is to bad that there is nothing we can do about it.
But for all we know you could be the troll.
#10 Alena, good one.
Your comments are the reason why I stay here at the FISH. It may be boring here but at least the intelligence level is higher than at Perez. Have you read some of the shit those yabbos post?
# 33 I think Spears kids will be better off with Jonathan Lee Riches as a parent.
He would get both their names copyrighted, and make sure no one physically hurts their feelings.
#34 Bite me.
“George moves forward. Bite ME parries then thrusts and touche, Bite ME has won this bout!”
(thunderous applause)
i think Vick should dig up Johnny Cochran and Kim Kardashians father and have them be his lawyer, have Gloria Alred be his damage control rep. (while i lift up her dress, push her panties to the side, and let vick’s pit bulls lick her puss) and then bring OJ in to be a surprise defense character witness.
and just for laughs, put Nicole Brown Simpson on the rape stand.
I filed one of these against Fish for not being funny…
Still haven’t seen my court date…
But in all fairness mine wasn’t written in pencil…it was written in purple ink…
#35 Yes I have… I think Jonathan Lee Riches has a higher IQ than a most of them
@37 WTF!
George, it is also possible that your “troll” could just be a guy named…George.
Damn… the extra “a” was a typo
The problem with those Al Queda dawgs is they want to kill the other dog but they also kill themselves at the same time.
You can’t make money on a dog fight like that!
# 44 LMAO
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This is genius! Michael Vick should switch spots with this guy. Fuck Michael Vick!!!
Thanks for the info “Try”.
Are you new to the internet blog pages?
inmates often hand write complaints. just because it’s handwritten doesnt’ mean it’s by a crazy person.
and message boards?